THE GREEN ALBUM
Whoever has been in society must know that, without any
self-glorification, it is not at all difficult for any man who is fairly
well-bred and properly presented to attract the attention of a
fashionable woman, if he firmly wishes to do so.
What a singular existence is that of a woman of fashion, a life made up
of a series of efforts to charm the most selfish and ungrateful half of
the human race. When once a woman is recognised as a leader of fashion,
when it is admitted that she dresses well, and always in the latest and
most becoming style, that she is charming or witty, the poor woman no
longer belongs to herself. She is simply one of the stars of that
brilliant crown that Paris wears on its forehead every evening.
She is obliged to show herself at every fête; joyous or sad, she must
be there, always there; her dress must be the most elegant, her hair
must be dressed in the latest way, her face must wear its sweetest
smile; she must be always gracious and accessible, polite to every one;
the stupidest fool in the room has a right to expect to be received as
though she were enchanted to meet him.
There is a regular warfare between women of fashion,--a quiet but bitter
warfare, in which flowers, ribbons, precious stones, and smiles are the
weapons. It is a mute but terrible struggle, full of cruel suffering,
unshed tears, unknown despair; a struggle that leaves deep and painful
wounds, for wounded pride leaves incurable scars. But what does it
matter? If one wishes to reign as sovereign over this society of the
chosen few, she must be more charming than this one, more coquettish
than this other one, more polite and suave than all the rest, but, above
all, she must show no preference for any one, for, as she wishes to
please all, she must permit every one to believe that he will be the
favoured one.
But you should hear him, this favoured one, the last favourite, the
favourite of to-day, of to-night, of the last waltz, the last cotillon,
the winner in that charming contest, in which flowers have battled with
flowers, and graces with graces. You should see him in his ugly black
coat, as he sits at supper, telling the other favourites (who tell him
other tales in return) all the delightful things he has had said to him;
how he only has to throw his handkerchief among so many eager beauties,
who rival each other in their attentions to him; his disdain for them
all.
In listening to these mysterious and veracious confidences, one is
sometimes tempted to ask, Where am I? and who are these men talking
about? and to admire more than ever the self-abnegation of women, who
give themselves body and soul to fashion, that cruel and brutal goddess,
whose priests are these men, and who renders only indifference or scorn
for all these years of youth spent in her service. But as I also wished
to appear to profit by the abnegation of one of these charming victims,
among all the beauties that were blooming at that time, I attached
myself to a very pretty young woman. She was blonde, fresh, and rosy,
too rosy almost, but she had beautiful large black eyes, that were both
tender and bright; her lips were scarlet, and she had beautiful white
teeth, real little pearls set in coral, and she showed them on all
occasions, and was quite right.
The only thing that I did not like was her adorer, a splendid young
fellow, as handsome as possible, who, unfortunately for himself (and for
her, poor woman, for it showed her bad taste), was called "Beau
Sainville." That epithet, "beau," is fearfully ridiculous, and if one is
ever unlucky enough to take it seriously, by attempting to live up to
it, one is ruined for ever.
Certainly, if I had had more leisure to choose, I should have selected a
more worthy rival than Beau Sainville, but the lady was pretty and
facile, and I had not much time to spare, so I was obliged to appear as
his adversary in this contest for her heart. As I had supposed, he was a
perfect fool, and when I was presented to the lady he honoured with his
attentions, he began almost immediately to manifest every sort of
ridiculous jealousy.
Wishing to show what he probably considered his rights, he began to
treat the poor young woman in the rudest and most compromising manner,
which distressed me very much, for I could not offer her any
compensation for her loss, neither did she desire any. But at last she
became justly provoked at the brutal behaviour of her strange adorer,
and, to avenge herself, flirted with me in an innocent sort of way. Very
soon M. de Sainville did more for me than I had even hoped, for after
two or three scenes, in which he gave vent to his wounded feelings, he
passed from wounded dignity to cold irony and rude indifference;
finally, he went and made love, with all his might, to another poor
young thing, who didn't know what to make of it.
So that although it was almost entirely untrue, the world very soon gave
me the credit and glory of being preferred to Beau Sainville. It served
me right for my duplicity, but I had to stand it. As for the proofs the
world had of my good fortune, they were of the most positive evidence,
such as the world always can show on like occasions. First, I had once
called for the carriage of the lady because there was no one else at
hand; then she had offered me a place in her loge at one of the small
theatres; I had hastened to offer her my arm, and we had made the tour
of a crowded reception-room together in sight of all Paris; finally,
last and flagrant proof, she had remained at home one evening, instead
of going to a concert, and my carriage had been seen that same evening
standing at her door. In the face of such convincing evidence, it was a
duly established fact that I was the luckiest of mortals.
In the midst of this felicity, I learned, through M. de Cernay, of
Madame de Pënâfiel's return. In order to win his wager, the count
served my purposes uncommonly well, whether Madame de Pënâfiel had
overheard my defence of her or not.
As soon as she came back to Paris, therefore, M. de Cernay never saw her
without commenting on my strange behaviour, in neglecting to ask for a
presentation, especially as I moved in precisely the same circle, and
could hardly help meeting her every evening, to say nothing of my
knowing that the count was one of her intimate friends, and would gladly
procure me this favour, which so many desired. But, said M. de Cernay,
it was rumoured that I was seriously attached to a charming young woman,
who, no doubt, had made me promise never to go near the Hôtel
Pënâfiel, which was supposed to be a sort of palace of Alcina, from
which no one came out except in a state of enchantment, and hopelessly
in love.
At last, by dint of heaping up so many silly stories, and constantly
harping on this one subject, or from some unknown reason, Madame de
Pënâfiel became either tired of hearing him, or provoked at my
apparent indifference. As she was habitually sought after and flattered,
she began to think my neglect was a want of respect to herself and to
social customs.
Finally, as M. de Cernay was one day discoursing as usual on my strange
behaviour, she said to him, haughtily, and with some show of injured
dignity, "That although she knew it was difficult to be admitted to her
circle, it would have been a proof of respect worthy of a well-bred man,
whom she met so frequently, to have at least manifested a desire to
visit the Hôtel Pënâfiel."
I remained deaf to these insinuations of the count; and so Madame de
Pënâfiel, like any woman who is seeing every one obedient to her
slightest whim, became so irritated by my reserve, that one day, when I
was conversing to a circle of her lady friends, she came and entered
into the conversation, and did all in her power to cause it to become
general. I said not a word to her, and as soon as I could do so with
politeness I bowed, and retired from the circle. A few days afterwards
she spoke of this to the count, and complained of my ill manners. He
replied that, on the contrary, I was very formal, and had, probably, not
thought it either polite or well-bred to address a lady to whom I had
never had the honour of a presentation.
Madame de Pënâfiel turned her back on him, and for the next fortnight
I heard nothing more of her.
Although my curiosity was extreme, I would not, for the reasons I have
given, make any advances. I kept strictly to my rôle, and led the count
to believe that I was happy in the possession of the fair blonde's
affections, and that through weakness, or to show the extent of my
devotion, I had promised to take no step towards a presentation to a
woman who was known to be so dangerous and seductive as Madame de
Pënâfiel. I feared, too, that I would meet with a refusal, as I had
shown so little eagerness at first, and that now it was too late to
alter my behaviour.
About fifteen days after this last conversation with the count, Don Luiz
de Cabrera, the relative of Madame de Pënâfiel, whom I had frequently
met at the count's and in general society, and with whom I had become
quite intimate of late, wrote to tell me that a beautiful collection of
intaglios he had bought in Naples, and which he had spoken to me about,
had arrived, and if I would take breakfast with him some morning we
could examine these antiquities at our leisure.
The Chevalier Don Luiz lived in the entresol of the Hôtel de
Pënâfiel, where he was almost constantly occupied in scientific
research. He only went out occasionally to accompany his cousin, and
then only when she desired him to do so.
As the chevalier resided in the house of his cousin, I thought I saw in
this invitation, which was, in reality, very natural and simple, a
hidden meaning of which Madame de Pënâfiel was cognisant.
The Chevalier de Cabrera gave me the impression of a sly, clever,
secretive, and sensual old man, who, being only possessed of a moderate
fortune of his own, found it suitable and convenient to purchase all the
luxuries of a magnificent existence by performing the light duties of a
chaperon to his cousin, for such seemed to be his vocation at the Hôtel
de Pënâfiel. It is needless to say that this immense establishment
contained everything one could imagine that was sumptuous and elegant.
The chevalier was a great connoisseur, and his apartment was filled with
every sort of curiosity. He showed me his intaglios, which were
remarkably beautiful, and we talked of pictures and antiquities.
It was nearly one o'clock, when there was a knock at the door, and the
_valet de chambre_ of Madame de Pënâfiel came from his mistress to ask
the chevalier for the green album. Don Luiz opened his eyes very wide,
and said that he had not the album, that he had given it back to madame
la marquise a month ago. The servant went away, and we continued our
conversation.
Very soon there was another knock; the _valet de chambre_ came back to
say that madame la marquise wished to have the green album, the one that
was ornamented with enamel, and which she was sure the chevalier had
never returned to her.
Don Luiz knew nothing about it, he wished himself with the devil. He
took a pen, and, asking my pardon, wrote a few words to his cousin, then
he gave the note to the lackey. Again we resumed our interrupted talk.
But again we were disturbed for a third time. Now it was Don Luiz's
_valet_ who opened the door, and announced "Madame la marquise!" Madame
de Pënâfiel was dressed in a street costume, as if she were just going
out. We rose, and I bowed respectfully.
"Really, my dear cousin," said she to the old chevalier, acknowledging
my bow with a polite but very cold smile, "really I must want my album
very badly to be willing to enter your alchemist's den; but I am sure
you must have those drawings, and I am going out and would like to take
them to Madame de ----, as I promised her I would, for I always try to
keep my engagements."
There were new protestations on Don Luiz's part. He was sure he had
returned the book. New researches took place, which led to nothing
except my presentation to Madame de Pënâfiel by the chevalier.
It was impossible for me to say anything else but that I had long
desired this honour, to which commonplace remark she answered, in a
lofty way, that she received on Saturdays, but that she was always at
home Wednesdays _en prima-sera_, and hoped I would not forget to come.
To this I replied by another bow, and the usual phrase, that it was too
great a favour to be forgotten.
Then the chevalier offered her his arm to her carriage, which was
waiting under the porte-cochère, and she drove off.
I never knew whether the chevalier was her accomplice in that forced
presentation.
As I have said, Saturday was the day of general reception at the Hôtel
de Pënâfiel, but Wednesday was the marquise's day of _prima-sera._ On
these evenings she only received until ten or eleven o'clock the few
friends who came to call before going to more formal entertainments
elsewhere.
The next day but one would be one of these Wednesdays; I awaited it
impatiently.
I forgot to say that I sent M. de Cernay the same day the two hundred
louis that he had won.