THE DREADFUL STATE OF THINGS OUT WEST.

A dispatch received at this office from the office of the Chicago

Tribune states that the utmost public distress is prevailing in St.

Louis. A frightful pestilence is raging, complete anarchy prevails, most

of the merchants have gone into insolvency, and ruin stares St. Louis in

the face in the most aggravating way.

A dispatch from the St. Louis Democrat states that the utmost public

distress is prevailing in Chicago. A frightful pestilence is raging,

complete anarchy prevails, most of the merchants have gone into

insolvency, etc., etc.

A dispatch, from the _Cincinnati Gazette_ states that the utmost public

distress is prevailing in both, St. Louis and Chicago. A frightful

pestilence is raging, complete anarchy prevails, most of the merchants

have gone into insolvency, etc., etc., etc.

The most painful part of the matter, in Mr. PUNCHINELLO'S benevolent

eyes, is that each city appears to be perfectly delighted with the

misfortunes and miseries of both the others. Instead of getting up

subscriptions for each other, they chuckle and crow in a perfectly

fiendish manner. Until they can behave better, we shall postpone the

subscription which we propose to open in their behalf.

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[Illustration: PERSONAL GOSSIP.

(From the Daily Press.)

"THE WINNER OF A $25,000 PRIZE IN THE HAVANA LOTTERY

IS A BOOT-BLACK OF BROOKLYN."]

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A Capital Letter.

The property-holder who Lets his

houses at reduced rents.

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[Illustration: A TOUCHING INCIDENT IN CONGRESS.

THE RECONCILIATION BETWEEN GENERAL BUTLER AND GENERAL SCHENCK, ON THE

SUBJECT OF THE TARIFF BILL.]

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