OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

MR. HENRY HOLIDAY'S _Reminiscences of my Life_ (HEINEMANN) will show you

a kindly simple soul who had an extraordinarily nice time, met all kinds

of interesting folk, and had a generous devotion to any number of

unpopular causes, such as Women's Suffrage, the futuristic socialism of

BELLAMY'S _Looking Backward_, Home Rule in Ireland, healthy and artistic

dress, good music, the abolition of war. Whatever capacity of expression

his successful and not undistinguished career as a painter (amongst

other things, of BEATRICE cutting DANTE on the bridge), stained-glass

worker and mural decorator proves him to have had in his proper medium,

the gift of pointed literary expression and appropriate selection seems

to have been withheld from him. But he has little reason to complain.

Some, at least, of his causes are appreciably nearer victory than when

he espoused them; we are even a little nearer looking backwards. One

small point in these discursive memoirs will especially delight the

mildly cynical--that this worthy pre-Raphaelite, who with his friends

had suffered so much from the limitations of view of a mid-Victorian

Royal Academy, should be so maliciously ready to have all modern rebels

in paint, their milestones hung about their necks, sunk in the

nethermost deeps with all their works! One can find diversion, too, in

the decorous story of Mr. HOLIDAY'S nude statue of _Sleep_, rejected

(according to a message from G. F. WATTS) on account of its nudity in

1879 by that same Academy, and accepted in 1880 when the artist with

laborious modesty had modelled for it a plaster-of-paris nightgown. The

author claims some share, through the Healthy and Artistic Dress Union,

in the changes towards rational beauty which women's dress has lately

shown. And that surely, is by no means to have lived in vain!

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There are few Memsahibs who know India and can write about it as well as

Mrs. ALICE PERRIN, so that when she calls her new book _The Happy

Hunting Ground_ (METHUEN) she sets you thinking. And when you begin to

think, you see that that really is the meaning of those tearful

farewells at Victoria and Charing Cross, that heavy-hearted cheering and

waving of handkerchiefs as the liner puts off from the docks, which are

for us who stay at home the symbol of our share in the burden of empire.

When our sisters and our daughters (and our cousins and aunts) sail away

to Marseilles and the East they go to find husbands, largely because for

many of them there is in this country little prospect of marriage with

men of their own class. But that is only half the story. They go in

search of mates. They stay to play, as helpmeets, the woman's part in

carrying on the high tradition of the British Raj. With this fundamental

truth as her background, Mrs. PERRIN has drawn, simply but with

practised skill, the picture of a young girl who leaves the dull

security of Earl's Court to go a-hunting in the plains and the hills,

obedient to the call of India, which is in her bones. There, like many

another before her, she loves and suffers, and makes sacrifices and

mistakes, and (I am glad to say) finds happiness at the last. The

strength of Mrs. PERRIN'S book, apart from the value of its background,

lies in the reality of its characters. If you have a drop of

Anglo-Indian blood in your veins you will know what it means. You will

greet them as blood relations, and take a kinsman's interest not only in

their joys and sorrows, but in their whole attitude towards life, and

even their little tricks of thought and speech.

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About a year ago Mr. JOSEPH KNOWLES began to think that "the people of

the present day were sadly neglecting the details of the great book of

nature," and asked himself if he could not do something to remedy

matters. His answer to this question was to take off all his clothes,

and, on August 4, 1913, to enter the wilderness of Northern Maine, and

live like a primitive man for two months. On page 12 of _Alone in the

Wilderness_ (LONGMANS) he is to be seen taking off his coat (and posing,

I feel bound to add, very becomingly), and eight pages farther on you

can see him divested of his clothing and "breaking the last link." As

used to enforce a primitive ideal, the modern art of photography seems,

if I may say so, a little out of this picture; but, anyhow, into the

forest Mr. KNOWLES went with "nodings on," and there he stuck out his

time, speaking to no one, scarcely seeing a human being, and

proving--well, I don't honestly think that he proved much. But at least

he was not what he calls a quitter, and as more than once he had an

intense desire to return to civilisation, he deserves much credit for

carrying out his resolution. But, difficult as he found it to remain for

the two months, he has found even greater difficulty in writing

interestingly about his experiment. Apart from his account of a great

moose-fight, the fascinating scenes in his book are those in which his

former experiences as a trapper and hunter are described. But Mr.

KNOWLES has not finished with his adventure; he is going to live

stark-naked in the wilderness for another two months, but this time

under inspection, so that the unbelievers can be convinced. I am not

among the unbelievers--indeed, I am convinced of the absolute truth of

every statement he makes--but I doubt if a repetition of his performance

is the best way to help on the College of Nature which he hopes to

start. Why, in short, pander to the unbelievers?

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