WATER ON THE BRAIN.

Some interesting revelations have been published in _The Daily Mail_ on

the tonic effect of the bath on our greatest workers, notably

stockbrokers, novelists and actors.

Mr. ARTHUR BOURCHIER declared that he read plays in the bath and that

the best results were obtained by those selected either in the bath or

on a long railway journey. "A man," he added, "is always at his best in

his bath." Again, Mr. CHARLES GARVICE, the famous novelist, said that he

always felt intensely musical while having his bath, though the ideas

for his stories came chiefly while he was shaving.

We are glad to be able to supplement these revelations with some further

testimony from the _elite_ of the world of letters.

Mr. CLEMENT SHORTER, in the course of an interesting interview, spoke

eloquently on the daily renewal of the bath. From the day when he first

became a Wet Bob at Eton he had never wavered in his devotion to

matutinal and vespertinal ablutions. In fact, his philosophy on this

point might be summed up in the quatrain:--

A bath in the morning

Is the bookman's adorning;

A bath at night

Is the bookman's delight.

His ideal form of exercise was a ride in a bath-chair, just as his

favourite diet was bath-chaps and bath-buns. For the rest he found that

the ideas of his best pars came to him while he was using a

scrubbing-brush which had belonged to Posh, EDWARD FITZGERALD'S boatman.

Mr. LAURENCE BINYON, the poet and art critic, confessed that some of his

choicest lyrics had been composed when he was using a loofah. But it

must be applied rhythmically, to the accompaniment of a soft hissing

sound such as was affected by stable-hands when grooming high-mettled

steeds. Mr. BINYON added that it was a curious thing that while frequent

references abounded in the classics to drinking from the Pierian spring,

no mention occurred of bathing in it. But the divine afflatus no doubt

worked differently in different ages. DIOGENES lived in a tub, but there

was no evidence that he ever took one.

Mr. PERCY FITZGERALD, in reply to a request for his views on the

subject, said that he considered soap and water to be an invaluable

intellectual stimulant. DICKENS was a great believer in it; so, too, was

_Lady Macbeth_ and the famous Bishop WILBERFORCE, known as "Soapy Sam"

from his excessive addiction to detergents. CHARLES LEVER, again, whom

he knew intimately, had a passion for washing and, so he believed,

started a soap factory, which was still in existence.

The Baroness ORCZY pointed out to our representative that there was a

natural harmony between different sorts of baths and different styles of

composition. For heroic romance, cold baths were indispensable. For the

novel of sensation she recommended champagne with a dash of ammoniated

quinine. Similarly with regard to the use of soaps. Thus in any of her

stories in which royalty, played a prominent part she found it

impossible to dispense with Old Brown Windsor.

Mr. MAX BEERBOHM contented himself by cordially endorsing Mr. ARTHUR

BOURCHIER'S statement that he was (if ever) at his best in his bath.

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