carriage, drawn by four splendid mules, and no one on the course could
keep up with him when he put the mules to their speed. Sir John Ramsden
was in a carriage drawn by two fine bays, of which he was not a little
proud, and he challenged Jemmy to a trial of speed round the course. Off
they started, Sir John taking the lead for a short time, but Jemmy's
mules, with their light carriage, soon overtook Sir John's bays, and
came in a hundred yards before them. It was the most popular race run
that year on the Pontefract course.
He also constructed for himself a pair of wings, and by an ingenious
contrivance was able to spread the feathers. But his attempt to fly from
the mast-top of a boat in the Humber failed. He fell into the water, and
was drawn out covered with mud, amidst the laughter of a crowd which had
assembled to witness his flight.
Jemmy's eccentricities had reached the ears of King George III., and he
expressed a desire to see him. Lord Beaumont promised to do his best to
persuade Hirst to come to town, but at the same time he told the King
that if Jemmy took it into his head to decline the invitation, no power
on earth could move him.
Accordingly, Lord Beaumont wrote to Jemmy, stating his Majesty's wish to
see him, and urging him to come as soon as possible. At the end of the
week Lord Beaumont received the following reply:--
"MY LORD,--I have received thy letter stating his Majesty's wish to
see me. What does his Majesty wish to see me for? I'm nothing
related to him, and I owe him nothing that I know of; so I can't
conceive what he wants with me. I suspect thou hast been telling
him what queer clothes I wear, and such like. Well, thou may tell
his Majesty that I am very busy just now training an otter to fish;
but I'll contrive to come in the course of a month or so, as I
should like to see London."
Lord Beaumont showed Jemmy's letter to George III., who laughed when he
read it, and said, "He seems to think more of seeing London than of the
honour of introduction to royalty."
Jemmy spent a month in getting ready for his journey to London; he had
an entirely new suit made--a new lambskin hat of the old dimensions, an
otter-skin coat lined with red flannel and turned up with scarlet cloth,
a waistcoat of the skins of drakes' necks, list breeches, red and white
striped stockings, and shoes with large silver buckles on them. His
carriage was repainted in the most lively colours; and when all was
ready he adjured Sarah to look well after his favourites during his
absence, and then drove off at a slashing pace, drawn by his four
Andalusians.
He created a sensation in every town and village he passed through.
People turned out of their shops and houses to see him.
He put up at Doncaster at the King's Head Inn. The hostler there
exhibited Jemmy's carriage and mules at a penny charge for admission,
and realised something handsome thereby. The landlord also reaped a good
harvest, for the inn was crowded as long as Jemmy stayed there.
Jemmy reached London in three days. Lord Beaumont's butler had been sent
some time before to Tottenham, with orders to wait there till Mr. Hirst
made his appearance and then to conduct him to his Lordship's town
residence.
On Jemmy arriving at Tottenham, the butler informed him of his
lordship's orders, and then rode off before him to show the way. The
news spread through London, and the streets were crowded, so that the
carriage could hardly make its way through the numbers of people whom
the report of the arrival of an eccentric Yorkshireman on a visit to the
King had drawn together. Jemmy, who was immensely conceited, was greatly
delighted with this ovation. On reaching Lord Beaumont's house he was
welcomed by his Lordship with great cordiality; and after lunch was
driven out in Lord Beaumont's carriage to see the sights of London. The
King was informed of Jemmy's arrival, and his Majesty expressed his wish
that Jemmy should be presented to him on the morrow. Lord Beaumont
vainly endeavoured to press on the strange fellow the obligations of the
Court ceremonial. "D---- your forms and ceremonies!" said he,
impatiently. "If the King don't like my ways, he must let it alone. I
did not seek his acquaintance--he must take me as I am. I am a plain
Yorkshireman, and if the King asks me a question in a plain manner, I
shall answer him in a plain way, so that he or anybody else may
understand. I can do no more."
Lord Beaumont saw it was in vain to press him further in the matter,
and therefore left him to follow his own course.
On the following morning, Jemmy set out in his wickerwork carriage, in
all the glory of drakes' necks, lambs' wool, and otter skins turned up
with scarlet, to visit the King. But if the streets were crowded the day
before, on this occasion they were crammed, for the news had spread that
Jemmy was going in state to Court.
Lord Beaumont and a couple of Horse Guards accompanied the carriage, and
with difficulty made a passage for Jemmy; and all along the streets the
windows were filled with heads.
When Jemmy alighted he was conducted by Lord Beaumont into an
ante-chamber, to await the King's pleasure. The Duke of Devonshire was
also waiting there for an audience with His Majesty, and on seeing this
extraordinary fellow enter, he burst into a fit of uncontrollable
laughter, and exclaimed, "'Pon my honour! what a scarecrow. Why,
Beaumont, where did you pick up that ridiculous object? Why have you
brought such a merry-andrew here?" Jemmy listened patiently for a moment
only to the Duke's exclamations and laughter, and then seizing a tumbler
of water that stood on the sideboard, he dashed it in the Duke's face,
exclaiming that the poor man was in hysterics: he ran to the Duke,
loosed his cravat, pulled his nose, and shook him, pretending that he
was using his best endeavours to bring him round from his fit.
At that moment a messenger came to announce that his Majesty wished to
see Lord Beaumont and Mr. Hirst; so Jemmy was ushered into the royal
presence. But instead of kneeling and kissing the hand that was extended
to him in silence, he caught it and gave it a hearty shake, saying,
"Eh! I'm glad to see thee such a plain owd chap. If thou ever comes to
Rawcliffe, step in and give me a visit. I can give thee some rare good
wine, or a sup of brandy and water at ony time."
The court was convulsed with laughter, and King George III. could hardly
contain himself. However, he did not laugh out openly, but with courtesy
maintained his gravity, and asked Jemmy how he liked London. "I like it
weel enow," answered the oddity; "but I hadn't ony idea afore yesterday
and to-day there were sae mony fools in it."
"Indeed!" said the King; "you pay us a very poor compliment, Mr. Hirst.
I did not know that we were so badly off for wisdom in London. Perhaps
that is an article in such demand in Yorkshire that there is none to
spare for cockneys."
"Why, I'll thee how it were," said Jemmy. "When I come into t' town
yesterday, and to thy house to-day, the streets were full o' crowds of
folks gathered as thick as owt to see me, just a cause I happ'd to be
dressed different frae other folk; and as I were waiting out yonder i'
t' fore-chamber, there were one o' thy sarvants burst out laughing at
me; but I reckon I spoiled his ruffled shirt for him and punished his
impertinence."
The King asked an explanation of Lord Beaumont, and when he had heard
what Jemmy had done to the Duke of Devonshire, the King laughed
heartily.
"Did you think to find London streets paved with gold?" asked the King.
"Mebbe I did," answered Jemmy; "but I've found out I was mista'en. It's
nowt but a mucky place, after all."
"A Yorkshire bite," said his Majesty.
"Aye," answered Jemmy, "but I'm no a bite for thee."
After some further conversation the King and his attendants descended
to look at Jemmy's carriage, and he showed the clock for marking the
distance he travelled; the King was interested with this, and praised it
as an ingenious contrivance. Jemmy then showed him the place he had made
for the reception of his wine when he travelled, but which was then
empty. His Majesty immediately ordered it to be filled with bottles from
the royal cellar.
As Jemmy was taking leave of the King he heard a young nobleman say to
another, "What an old fool that is to wear such a hat; it is three times
as large as is necessary."
Jemmy turned sharply upon him and said: "I'll tell thee what, young
chap, folks don't always have things aboot 'em that's necessary, or his
Majesty could dispense varry weel wi' thee."
Lord Beaumont gave an entertainment at which Jemmy was present, and
danced with a niece of his host. He danced very well, and was very
popular; all the evening he was surrounded by a knot of young ladies and
gentlemen who did their best to draw him out. But it was dangerous game,
for those who attempted to play jokes on him generally got the worst of
it. A young man present asked Jemmy to procure him a suit of clothes
like his own, as he wanted them to attend a masquerade in. Jemmy asked
in what character he wished to appear.
"Oh, as a clown, of course," was the answer.
"Nay, then," said Jemmy, "thou'st nowt to do but go just as thou art;
nobbudy'll mistake thee for owt else."
"You have got your answer," said Lord Beaumont's niece, laughing; "I
hope you are satisfied with it."
During his stay in London, Jemmy visited the Court of Chancery, and
whilst Lord Beaumont was talking to a friend, a barrister in wig and
gown passing by stopped, and staring at Jemmy, said, "Holloa, my man,
what lunatic asylum have you escaped from, eh?"
"Bless me!" exclaimed Jemmy, catching Lord Beaumont's arm; "sithere,
yonder's an owd woman i' her nightdress that's tummled out o' bed into
an ink-pot, and is crawling aboot. Let's get a mop and clean her."
After spending a week in the metropolis, he returned home much delighted
with his visit, which furnished him with topics of conversation for a
long time.
Sarah, his old housekeeper, falling ill, and being unable to work, Jemmy
engaged the services of a young woman from Snaith to wait upon him, and
she so accommodated herself to Jemmy's whims, that she soon became a
great favourite with him. He would not, however, allow followers about
the house; and as Mary had a sweetheart, the meetings between them had
to be carried on surreptitiously.
However, one day whilst Jemmy was hunting, his bull tripped in jumping a
fence, and fell, with Jemmy's leg under him, which was broken with
compound fracture.
This invalided him for some while. He had a block-tackle fixed to a hook
in the ceiling of the room, and a sling made for his leg to rest in,
fastened to the lower end, and whenever he wished to alter the position
of his leg, he hoisted it up or let it down with the tackle.
During his illness the restraint of his observant eye was off Mary, and
the sweetheart had opportunities of visiting her. One night, when Jemmy
was somewhat recovered, he was sitting in the corner of his garden
enjoying a pipe of tobacco, when he saw a man jump over the wall into
the garden and make his way to the kitchen window, then rap with his
fingers against the glass. Mary came out to him, and they spent some
time in conversation together, and when they parted he promised to
return and see her the following night.
Jemmy heard every word that had been said, and he sat chuckling to
himself, and muttered, "So thou'lt come again to-morrow night, wilt
thou? I'll learn thee to come poaching on my preserves."
Next morning, very early, Jemmy rose and dug a hole, four or five feet
deep and six or seven feet long, just under that part of the garden wall
where the sweetheart had clambered over the night before, and covered it
all over with thin laths and brown paper, and then sprinkled mould over
it, so that it had all the appearance of solid earth. A small stream of
water ran through his garden into the river. Jemmy cut a small grip from
it to the hole he had dug, and filled the hole with water; then choked
the grip up and went into his house, laughing to himself at what would
probably happen that night.
Stationing himself at nightfall in the garden where he could not be
seen, he had not long to wait before he saw a head rising above the
wall, then the body of a man, and in another moment the expectant lover
had cleared the wall, and dropped on the covering of the pitfall. The
laths and brown paper yielded to his weight, and he plunged up to his
neck in water. The unfortunate young man screamed with fright, and Jemmy
and Mary rushed to the spot.
"Holloa, my man! what's the matter? What art a' doing i' yond water-pit?
Hast a' come to steal my apples and pears?"
Then turning to Mary, he asked if she knew him. The poor girl hesitated,
but at last confessed that the young man was her sweetheart. "Well,
then," said Jemmy, "help him out and get him into t' house, and let us
change his clothes, for I reckon he's all over muck."
The young man was brought in dripping like a water-rat.
"Now, then," said Jemmy, "thou mun have a dry suit. Which wilt a'
have--a pair o' my list breeches and rabbit-skin coat, or my old
housekeeper's petticoats and gown?"
The young man ungallantly chose the former, thinking if he must be made
ridiculous before the eyes of Mary, he would be less so in male than
female attire. Jemmy gave him a glass of hot brandy-and-water, kept him
talking by the kitchen fire till his clothes were dried, and then
dismissed him with permission to come to the house openly, and visit
Mary as often as he liked. The young fellow became in time a great
favourite with the old man, and when he married Mary, Jemmy gave him £50
to start life with.
Jemmy took it into his head to make himself a coffin, for he said he was
getting old, and did not know how soon he might require one, and
therefore it was best to be ready. It took him a month to construct it.
It had folding-doors instead of a lid, and two panes of glass in each
door; and he fitted the inside with shelves for a cupboard, saying that
he might as well turn it to some use whilst he was alive, and then fixed
it upright in the corner of his sitting-room. Twelve months after, he
had a second coffin made on the same model, but better, and with some
improvements, by a joiner at Snaith, which cost him £12. "He always
wished people to believe that he made it himself; but this was not the
case, for the person that made it declared to us that Jemmy enjoined him
not to divulge who had made it during his lifetime."[14] Inside the
coffin he placed a handle connected with a bell outside, so that, as he
said, if he wanted anything when in his grave--shaving-water, sherry, or
his boots--he would ring the bell for his servant to bring them to him.
He bought a sloop, which he called "The Bull," and made a voyage in her
once as far as Boston; but he was so sick during the passage that he
could never after be persuaded to set foot on her again. "Nay, nay,"
said he, "a yard of dry land is worth a mile of water."
Otter-hunting on the marshes between Rawcliffe and Goole was one of his
favourite pastimes. He kept a small pack of otter-hounds for the
purpose.
One day, when out with three dogs, near where Tunbridge House now
stands, the dogs started an otter and gave him chase. He made for a
drain, and there being plenty of water in it, he dived several times.
The dogs followed him in the water, and Jemmy ran along the edge waiting
for him. When the otter came out close to him, Jemmy struck at him, but
missed his aim and fell, owing to the mud being slippery. The otter
immediately seized him by the leg, and succeeded in dragging him into
the water before the hounds could come to his assistance. A favourite
dog, named Sancho, dived, and seizing the otter by the throat, forced it
to release Jemmy's leg, and he reached the bank greatly shaken and
exhausted. He fortunately wore that day a thick pair of leather boots,
which prevented the teeth of the otter from cutting his flesh. The other
dogs had dived to the assistance of Sancho, and they brought the otter
to the bank, where Jemmy clubbed it. It was the largest otter that he
had ever caught, and he had the skin tanned. He kept it for two or three
years, and then made a present of it to a hair-dresser who used to
attend and shave him.
As he was returning one night about eight o'clock from Howden, where he
had been to the bank to draw some money, he was attacked by a couple of
footpads, who probably knew where he had been. One seized the bridle of
his bull, and the other took hold of Jemmy's arm and demanded his money.
Jemmy suddenly drew a pistol from his pocket and fired it--according to
his own account--full in the man's face, then struck spurs into the bull
and galloped home. After getting assistance, he returned to the place
where he had been stopped, but could find no trace of the persons who
had attempted to rob him.
With the assistance of the captain of his sloop, Jemmy rigged some sails
to his carriage, and after a few trials of the new contrivance in the
lanes about Rawcliffe, he set off one day to Pontefract with all sail
set. Having a fair wind he went at a dashing speed. When he reached the
town every one turned out to see the wonderful ship that sailed on dry
land.
But when Jemmy reached the first cross-street a puff of wind caught him
sideways, upset the carriage, and flung Jemmy through the window of a
draper's shop, smashing several panes.
The crowd that followed speedily righted the carriage and extricated
Jemmy, who paid for the damage he had done, and led the way to the
nearest tavern, where he treated the whole crowd with ale. This bounty
naturally elicited great enthusiasm, which exhibited itself in prolonged
cheers, to Jemmy's great delight, for he was one of the most conceited
of men.
The authorities having intimated to him that he would not be allowed to
sail back through the streets, the crowd yoked themselves to the
carriage, and drew him triumphantly out of the town, and would have
dragged him half way to Rawcliffe had not a favourable wind sprung up,
when Jemmy spread his sails again, and was blown out of sight of the
crowd with expedition. He reached home without any further mishap.
A friend writes to me:--"I remember Jemmy Hirst well coming to Doncaster
races in his wretched turn-out, and with a bag of nuts, which he always
brought with him for a scramble. He was not a very reputable individual,
and must have been, I fancy, half-witted. He was wont to issue flash
notes on the 'Bank of Rawcliffe,' meaning the river bank, for five
farthings; and as these bore a great resemblance to the notes issued by
a banking firm in Doncaster, he was able to deceive many people with
them."
Among other accomplishments, Jemmy played the fiddle tolerably well. In
winter he would collect all the boys and girls of Rawcliffe at his house
in the evenings, once a week at least, when he would play the fiddle for
them to dance to. At nine o'clock punctually he rang a bell and
dismissed them. He never would allow them to remain a minute longer.
They were sent away with buns, simnel-cake, or apples.
On another evening of the week he would have all the old women to tea,
but he would allow no men in to have tea with him on these occasions.
They were invited to come in later, and then dancing and singing began,
which continued till nine, when he would dismiss them with a glass of
rum or gin each.
On the evenings that he wished the children to come he blew a horn
thrice at his door, and six blasts of the horn assembled the old people.
In his old age, Jemmy was frequently laid up with gout, when he amused
himself with the composition of doggerel verses, mostly about himself.
They were contemptible productions, but his vanity made him suppose that
he was a poet. He got these rhymes printed, and sold them for a penny to
his numerous visitors, and as sometimes on a Sunday he had three or four
hundred people to see him, he realised a good sum--enough to keep him
for the week--from this source.
But besides selling his verses, Jemmy used to make money by showing his
coffin to visitors. He would induce them to enter the largest one, which
was contrived to close upon any one inside, and hold him fast as a
prisoner till released from the outside. No one once within was
suffered to escape without payment--men were charged a penny, women one
of their garters. In this way Jemmy accumulated hundreds of garters,
which he tied to his chair. They were of all sorts, from a piece of silk
down to a bit of whip-cord. He used to say that he could always tell a
woman's character by her garter.
His old housekeeper, Sarah, after a tedious illness, died, and then
Jemmy would not suffer any one to attend him except the wife of the
captain of his sloop, "The Bull," who used to live in the house with him
when her husband was at sea. All his pets were sold off, except a fox
which he called Charley, that was chained in the back-yard; and his
pointer pigs were converted into bacon and eaten.
During the last few years of his life Jemmy was confined a great deal
within doors, and the neighbouring gentry used very often to visit him
for the sake of old times; but he never would tolerate a visit from a
clergyman. He had no religion whatever, and very little morality either.
No one ever saw him inside a church or chapel, or got him to enter on
religious conversation.
He was visited one day when he was visibly declining by Lord and Lady
Wharncliffe; and the latter, on his swearing at the twinges of his gout,
gently reproved him, pained to see how utterly indifferent he seemed to
the future. "Mr. Hirst," said her Ladyship, "you should not swear; you
really ought to make some preparation for death."
"Haven't I, my lady?" asked Jemmy. "I've had my coffin made these ten
years."
It was in vain that Lady Wharncliffe endeavoured to get him into a
serious turn; he turned off all her remarks with a bantering reply.
Jemmy was subject to temporary fits of insanity, in one of which he
stripped himself stark naked and ran all round Rawcliffe. Fortunately
it was night, so that there were not many people abroad; but he nearly
frightened one young fellow out of his wits as he came bounding upon him
in the moonlight, round a corner. The cries of this man brought people
to his assistance, and they ran after Jemmy and caught him as he was
stepping into a boat with the purpose of ferrying himself across the
river, his mind in this disordered condition returning to the event of
his youth, when he rowed across to meet his poor Mary. They brought him,
not without trouble, to his house, and put him to bed. What made it the
more remarkable was, that he had been confined to his bed all day with
gout, and could scarcely move a limb.
Jemmy died on October 29th, 1829, at the age of ninety-one. By his will
he left £12 to be given to twelve old maids for carrying him to his
grave, £5 for a bagpiper from Aberdeen to play before him alternately
with a fiddler to whom he also bequeathed £5, as he was borne to the
churchyard.
The executors had some trouble in carrying out his wishes. The rector of
Rawcliffe protested against the music being played on the occasion; but
eventually a compromise was effected, and the piper was alone allowed to
head the funeral to church, playing sacred music. Sacred music on a
Scottish bagpipe!
Long before the funeral started for the church hundreds of spectators
had collected in front of the house. Everything being in readiness, the
procession moved off--the neighbouring gentry and farmers on horseback,
followed by the piper; next came the coffin, carried by six of the old
maids and two men, the other six of the old maids bearing the pall. The
piper played a psalm tune; but as soon as ever the funeral was over, the
fiddler met the piper at the church gates, and they struck up the tune
of "Owre the hills and far awa'," followed by the crowd to Jemmy's late
residence, where they received their money and were dismissed.
FOOTNOTES:
[13] "The Life and Adventures of J. Hirst." Hepworth, Knottingly (n.d.)
Another Life published at Pontefract.
[14] "Life and Adventures of James Hirst," Knottingley: Hepworth (n.d.)
THE TRAGEDY OF BENINGBROUGH HALL.
In 1670, Beningbrough Hall, a fine Elizabethan red-brick mansion, stood
in a park near the junction of the Ouse and Nidd. The old house has been
pulled down, and replaced by an edifice neat and commodious, as the
guide-books would say, and we need say no more.