MENU-BETTING.

GENTLEMEN who bet on every event in life--who cut cards to decide

whether they shall go into the City by cab or by underground train, and

toss up to see whether they had better dine at home or at the Club, may

be interested to know of a new game of chance which can be played at

dinnertime, and in which ladies not only may but must take part.

"Betting on the _menu_" it is called; and it is done in this way. You

ask the lady next to you on the right--the one you have taken in to

dinner--permission to speculate as to what dishes she will choose from

among those inscribed on the _menu_; and you back your selection in a

series of bets either with the lady herself, or--if she happens not to

be what the French call "_sportive_"--with any gentleman who may be

willing to do business with you. Suppose the lady takes you? You make a

pencil-mark against each dish which, it seems to you, she will fancy;

and if you are right more often than you are wrong, you win--and the

lady does not pay you. In the contrary case you lose--and you pay the

lady. It need scarcely be said that you annotate your own copy of the

_menu_, and that the lady does not see it until the dinner is at an end.

The same principle is observed in betting with a gentleman in reference

to a lady's probable selection; but in this latter case neither of the

parties interested is at liberty to express any opinion, directly or

indirectly, as to the merits or demerits of the different dishes from

which the lady has to choose. Any member of the unfair sex may make sure

of winning from her antagonist--who will naturally have marked a certain

number of dishes--by simply abstaining from food throughout the dinner;

though the lady of the house might think this impolite. _Menu_-betting

is in any case an agreeable pastime for both sexes. It promotes

digestion; and any woman of moderate ability may make money by it.

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"MORE LIGHT!"--The British Museum is, it appears, presently to be opened

at night, its (Elgin) marble halls and others being illuminated with the

electric light. Concurrently with this happy event Mr. LOUIS FAGAN, of

the Departments of Prints and Drawings, announces a course of three

popular lectures on the Treasures of the Museum, to be delivered next

month at the Steinway Hall. No one knows more about the Museum than Mr.

FAGAN, and, with the assistance of 170 photographic reproductions,

exhibited by oxyhydrogen light, he will teach the public a thing or two

about its foundation, progress, and present contents.

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[Illustration: PHENOMENAL.

NEAR-SIGHTED MAN IN CHURCH, INSPECTING SHAM INSECT ON

LADY'S BONNET. HE IS SO EXCITED BY THE DISCOVERY, THAT

HE HURRIES OUT OF CHURCH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SERVICE,

IN ORDER TO WRITE TO THE PAPERS TO ANNOUNCE THE SUDDEN

APPEARANCE OF A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN OF THE LARGE

TORTOISE-SHELL BUTTERFLY ON OUR SHORES IN MID-JANUARY,

AS A PROOF OF THE MILDNESS OF THE CLIMATE.]

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