PASSAGE AT ARMS BETWEEN HER AND HANKY IS AMICABLY ARRANGED
The disturbance caused by my father’s outbreak was quickly suppressed,
for George got him out of the temple almost immediately; it was bruited
about, however, that the Sunchild had come down from the palace of the
sun, but had disappeared as soon as any one had tried to touch him. In
vain did Hanky try to put fresh life into his sermon; its back had been
broken, and large numbers left the church to see what they could hear
outside, or failing information, to discourse more freely with one
another.
Hanky did his best to quiet his hearers when he found that he could not
infuriate them,--
“This poor man,” he said, “is already known to me, as one of those who
have deluded themselves into believing that they are the Sunchild. I
have known of his so declaring himself, more than once, in the
neighbourhood of Bridgeford, and others have not infrequently done the
same; I did not at first recognize him, and regret that the shock of
horror his words occasioned me should have prompted me to suggest
violence against him. Let this unfortunate affair pass from your minds,
and let me again urge upon you the claims of the Sunchild Evidence
Society.”
The audience on hearing that they were to be told more about the Sunchild
Evidence Society melted away even more rapidly than before, and the
sermon fizzled out to an ignominious end quite unworthy of its occasion.
About half-past twelve, the service ended, and Hanky went to the robing-
room to take off his vestments. Yram, the Mayor, and Panky, waited for
him at the door opposite to that through which my father had been taken;
while waiting, Yram scribbled off two notes in pencil, one to Dr. Downie,
and another to Mrs. Humdrum, begging them to come to lunch at once--for
it would be one o’clock before they could reach the Mayor’s. She gave
these notes to the Mayor, and bade him bring both the invited guests
along with him.
The Mayor left just as Hanky was coming towards her. “This, Mayoress,”
he said with some asperity, “is a very serious business. It has ruined
my collection. Half the people left the temple without giving anything
at all. You seem,” he added in a tone the significance of which could
not be mistaken, “to be very fond, Mayoress, of this Mr. Higgs.”
“Yes,” said Yram, “I am; I always liked him, and I am sorry for him; but
he is not the person I am most sorry for at this moment--he, poor man, is
not going to be horsewhipped within the next twenty minutes.” And she
spoke the “he” in italics.
“I do not understand you, Mayoress.”
“My husband will explain, as soon as I have seen him.”
“Hanky,” said Panky, “you must withdraw, and apologise at once.”
Hanky was not slow to do this, and when he had disavowed everything,
withdrawn everything, apologised for everything, and eaten humble pie to
Yram’s satisfaction, she smiled graciously, and held out her hand, which
Hanky was obliged to take.
“And now, Professor,” she said, “let me return to your remark that this
is a very serious business, and let me also claim a woman’s privilege of
being listened to whenever she chooses to speak. I propose, then, that
we say nothing further about this matter till after luncheon. I have
asked Dr. Downie and Mrs. Humdrum to join us--”
“Why Mrs. Humdrum?” interrupted Hanky none too pleasantly, for he was
still furious about the duel that had just taken place between himself
and his hostess.
“My dear Professor,” said Yram good-humouredly, “pray say all you have to
say and I will continue.”
Hanky was silent.
“I have asked,” resumed Yram, “Dr. Downie and Mrs. Humdrum to join, us,
and after luncheon we can discuss the situation or no as you may think
proper. Till then let us say no more. Luncheon will be over by two
o’clock or soon after, and the banquet will not begin till seven, so we
shall have plenty of time.”
Hanky looked black and said nothing. As for Panky he was morally in a
state of collapse, and did not count.
Hardly had they reached the Mayor’s house when the Mayor also arrived
with Dr. Downie and Mrs. Humdrum, both of whom had seen and recognised my
father in spite of his having dyed his hair. Dr. Downie had met him at
supper in Mr. Thims’s rooms when he had visited Bridgeford, and naturally
enough had observed him closely. Mrs. Humdrum, as I have already said,
had seen him more than once when he was in prison. She and Dr. Downie
were talking earnestly over the strange reappearance of one whom they had
believed long since dead, but Yram imposed on them the same silence that
she had already imposed on the Professors.
“Professor Hanky,” said she to Mrs. Humdrum, in Hanky’s hearing, “is a
little alarmed at my having asked you to join our secret conclave. He is
not married, and does not know how well a woman can hold her tongue when
she chooses. I should have told you all that passed, for I mean to
follow your advice, so I thought you had better hear everything
yourself.”
Hanky still looked black, but he said nothing. Luncheon was promptly
served, and done justice to in spite of much preoccupation; for if there
is one thing that gives a better appetite than another, it is a Sunday
morning’s service with a charity sermon to follow. As the guests might
not talk on the subject they wanted to talk about, and were in no humour
to speak of anything else, they gave their whole attention to the good
things that were before them, without so much as a thought about
reserving themselves for the evening’s banquet. Nevertheless, when
luncheon was over, the Professors were in no more genial, manageable,
state of mind than they had been when it began.
When the servants had left the room, Yram said to Hanky, “You saw the
prisoner, and he was the man you met on Thursday night?”
“Certainly, he was wearing the forbidden dress and he had many quails in
his possession. There is no doubt also that he was a foreign devil.”
At this point, it being now nearly half-past two, George came in, and
took a seat next to Mrs. Humdrum--between her and his mother--who of
course sat at the head of the table with the Mayor opposite to her. On
one side of the table sat the Professors, and on the other Dr. Downie,
Mrs. Humdrum, and George, who had heard the last few words that Hanky had
spoken.