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(_BY MR. PUNCH'S STAFF OF LEARNED CLERKS._)

When a story bears the attractive title of _The House of Courage_

(DUCKWORTH); when it begins in the Spring of 1914 with a number of

pleasantly prosperous people whose faith in the continuance of this

prosperity is frequently emphasised ("as if they had a contract with

God Almighty" is how an observant character phrases it); and when,

in the first chapter, the hero has an encounter with two Germans in

a Soho restaurant--well, it requires no great guessing to tell what

will happen before we are through with it. And, in fact, Mrs. VICTOR

RICKARD'S latest is yet another war-story; though with this novelty,

that the hero's experiences of service are almost entirely gained in a

German prison-camp. As perhaps I need not say, both divisions of the

tale are admirably written. It is hardly the author's fault that the

earlier half, with its pictures of a genial hunting society in County

Cork, is distinctly more entertaining than the scenes of boredom

and brutality at Crefeld, well-conveyed as these are and almost

over-realistic and convincing. Inevitably too the scheme is one of

incident rather than character. One has never any very serious doubt

that in the long run the hero, _Kennedy_, will marry the girl of his

choice, despite the fact of her engagement to the clearly unworthy

_Harrington_. But as part of the long run was from Crefeld to the

Dutch frontier, over every obstacle that you can imagine (and a few

more, including an admirable thrill almost on the post), one is left

with the comfortable feeling that the prize was well earned. You will

rightly judge that most of _The House of Courage_ is rather more

frankly sensational than Mrs. RICKARD'S previous war-work; but it

remains an excellent yarn.

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When _Esmé Hillier_, possessed by _The Imp_ (HODDER AND STOUGHTON),

was only ten, in a fit of annoyance she pushed the hero (to whom she

had had no previous introduction) into the sea. I have some sympathy

with her energetic protest, for a Highland Chieftain even at the

age of sixteen should know better than to row about in an open boat

kissing a young lady. _Esmé_, a pained spectator, showed her public

spirit by punishing his bad form, but in the act she sealed her own

fate, for after this it was inevitable that they should ultimately

marry each other, the girl of the kissing episode notwithstanding. The

immediate incentive to their union, which was by the Scotch method,

was that _Esmé_ had applied mustard-plasters to a Cabinet Minister's

person by affixing them to his dress-suit, and _Tourntourq_, the

Chieftain, had nobly attempted to bear the blame. Though married

in haste they did not wait for leisure before they repented, but

commenced quarrelling at once, until _Esmé_, in order to test his love

and that of an admirer who was helping to complicate matters, "bobbed"

her hair and threw the severed tresses at her husband. After this they

separated. Presently the War came, and the admirer, who was really

quite a nice person, was killed, and _Tourntourq_, who was apparently

a lunatic, though that is not stated in so many words, was blinded.

It seems quite superfluous to add that _Tourntourq_ wins the V.C. and

recovers both sight and wife in the last chapter; but there are such

good patches in the book that I cannot help hoping that some day

WILSON MACNAIR will try her hand (I feel it is _her_ hand) at another,

which I shall really believe in all through.

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Of late our costume-romancers have become strangely unprolific. So I

was the more pleased to find Mrs. ALICE WILSON FOX bravely keeping the

old flag flying with a story bearing the gallant title, _Too Near the

Throne_ (S.P.C.K.). I daresay its name may enable you to give a fairly

shrewd guess at its plot. This is an agreeable affair of a maid,

reputed Catholic heir to the English Crown, and used as pretext for an

abortive rising against KING JAMES I. You can see that in practised

hands (as here) and decorated with a pretty trimming of sentiment,

abductions, witch-finding and other appropriate accessories,

this furnishes a theme rich in romance. Perhaps I was a thought

disappointed that more was not made of the actual conspiracy, and

that, having started "too near the throne," the tale subsequently gave

it so wide a berth. But this is no great fault. I can witness that

Mrs. WILSON FOX has at least one essential quality of the historical

novelist in her appreciation of picturesque raiment. Almost indeed she

emulates those jewelled paragraphs in which the creator of _Windsor

Castle_ would fill half a chapter with a riot of sartorial

coruscations. As a birthday present, say for an appreciative niece, I

can think of few volumes whose welcome would be better assured.

* * * * *

Mr. JOHN MASEFIELD has brought together in _St. George and the Dragon_

(HEINEMANN) a speech "given" by him in New York on last St. George's

Day, and a lecture on The War and the Future which he delivered up

and down America from January to August of last year. Since then

many things have happened. But nothing has happened that can make Mr.

MASEFIELD other than proud of the part he has played in explaining and

glorifying his country's cause and commending it to the hearts and

minds of all good Americans. I confess that when I took up the book

and read the first few lines I was afraid that Mr. MASEFIELD had

yielded to the temptation of delivering his speech in poetical prose

of a faintly Biblical character, as thus: "Friends, for a long time

I did not know what to say to you in this my second speaking here. I

could fill a speech with thanks and praise--thanks for the kindness

and welcome which have met me up and down this land wherever I have

gone, and praise for the great national effort which I have seen in so

many places and felt everywhere." Mr. MASEFIELD however soon abandoned

this manner and made the rest of his way in a good solid pedestrian

style. But he did not disdain to go so far in flattery of the

Americans, his audience, as to use the word "gotten" for the past

tense of the verb "to get."

* * * * *

There can be few Irishmen who look at their England with such

affectionate eyes as Lord DUNSANY. _Tales of War_ (FISHER UNWIN) is

full of this sweet theme. The first of the tales is a fine story of

the Daleswood men who, cut off from their supports and worried because

there would be none left in their native village to carry on the

Daleswood breed, were for sending out their youngest boy to surrender.

But, deciding that that wasn't good Daleswood form, they (for their

last hours, as they thought) fell to recalling the familiar beauties

of their old home and to cutting in the Picardy chalk the roll of

their names for remembrance. You get it again, that calling-up of

the home memories, when, in another marooned party, the Sargeant that

was keeper begins with a vision of sausages and mashed and goes on

to the birds and beasts and flowers and soft noises of English woods

at night. And in a half-dozen other sketches. And it is good to find

an Irishman and a poet to say things which stick on our embarrassed

tongues. Lord DUNSANY has a happy trick of compressing a great deal

into a little space, and his vignettes, sketched in with a conscious

art, should find a place on our shelves among the war records which

our children are to read.

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[Illustration: THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

_War Profiteer_. "Stow that row, 'Orace. 'Ow did _I_ know yer wanted

a toy?"]

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"When the wife of President Wilson was in London she spent

hours shopping in Regent Street and other quaint sections of

London."--_Daily Gleaner_.

Regent Street _will_ be pleased.

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"Captain Hayes, of the Olympic, in receiving a loving cut from

Halifax citizens, described how the Olympic sank the U-boat 103, a

few months ago. The liner cut through the submarine without losing

a single revolution of the propellers."--_Australian Paper_.

One good cut deserves another.

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