OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

_War and the Future_ (CASSELL), by Mr. H.G. WELLS, is not a sustained

thesis but just jets of comment and flashes of epigram about the War as he

has seen it on the French, Italian and British fronts, and has thought

about it in peaceful Essex. A characteristic opening chapter, "The Passing

of the Effigy," suggests that "the Kaiser is perhaps the last of that long

series of crowned and cloaked and semi-divine personages which has included

Caesar and Alexander and Napoleon the First--and Third. In the light of the

new time we see the emperor-god for the guy he is." Generalissimo JOFFRE,

on the other hand, he found to be a decent most capable man, without fuss

and flummery, doing a distasteful job of work singularly well. There is

some particularly interesting matter about aeroplane work, and the writer

betrays a keen distress lest the cavalry notions of the soldiers of the old

school should make them put their trust in the horsemen rather than the

airmen in the break-through. As for "tanks," he offers the alternative of

organised world control or a new warfare of mammoth landships, to which the

devastation of this War will be merely sketchy; but I doubt if he quite

makes his point here. And finally this swift-dreaming thinker proclaims a

vision which he has seen of a new world-wide interrelated republicanism

founded on a recognition of the over-lordship of God.... You put the book

down feeling you have had a long, desultory and intimate conversation with

a very interesting fellow-traveller.

* * * * *

Really, if Mr. ROBERT HICHENS continues his present spendthrift course,

whatever Board controls the consumption of paper will have to put him on

half rations. I believe that his literary health would benefit enormously

by such a régime. This was my first thought in contemplating the almost six

hundred pages of _In the Wilderness_ (METHUEN), and it persists,

strengthened now that I have turned the last, of them. Here is a direct and

moving tragedy of three lives, much of the appeal of which is lost in a fog

of superfluous words. Of its theme I will tell you only this, that it shows

the contrasting loves, material and physical, of two widely divergent types

of womanhood. Probably human nature, rather than Mr. HICHENS, should be

blamed for the fact that the unmoral _Cynthia_ is many times more

interesting than the virtuous but slightly fatiguing _Rosamund_. The former

is indeed far the most vital character in the tale, a figure none the less

sinister for its clever touch of austerity. Possibly, however, her success

is to some extent due to contrast; for certainly both _Rosamund_ and

_Dion_, the husband whom she alienated by her unforgiving nature, embody

all the worst characteristics of Mr. HICHEN'S creations. Perhaps you know

what I mean. Chiefly it is a matter of super-sensibility to surroundings,

which renders them so fluid that often the scenery seems to push them

about. It is this, coupled with the author's own lingering pleasure in a

romantic setting, that delays the conflict, which is the real motive of the

book, over long. But once this has come to grips the interest and the skill

of it will hold you a willing captive to Mr. HICHENS at his best.

* * * * *

Much as I have enjoyed some previous work by Baroness VON HUTTEN I am glad

to say that I consider _Magpie_ (HUTCHINSON) her best yet. It is indeed a

long time since I read a happier or more holding story. The title is a

punning one, as the heroine's name is really _Margaret Pye_, but I am more

than willing to overlook this for the sake of the pleasantly-drawn young

woman to whom it refers and the general interest of the tale. Briefly, this

has two movements, one forward, which deals with the evolution of _Mag_

from a fat, rather down-at-heel little carrier of washing into the charming

young lady of the cover; the other retrospective, and concerned with the

mystery of a wonderful artist who has disappeared before the story opens. I

have no idea of clearing up, or even further indicating, this problem to

you. But I will say that the secret is so adroitly kept that the perfect

orgy of elucidation in the final chapter left me a little breathless. Of

course the whole thing is a fairy tale, with a baker's dozen of glaring

improbabilities; but I am much mistaken if you will enjoy it the less for

that. A quaint personal touch, which (to anyone who does not recall the

cast of _Pinkie and the Fairies_ on its revival) might well seem an

impertinence, produced in me the comfortable glow of superiority that

rewards the well-informed. But I can assure Baroness VON HUTTEN that she is

all wrong about the acting of that particular part.

* * * * *

As it is not Mr. Punch's habit to admit reviews of periodical publications,

I ought to say that the case of _The New Europe_ (CONSTABLE), whose first

completed volume lies before me, is exceptional. In thirty years'

experience of journalism I never remember a paper containing so much

"meat"--some of it pretty strong meat, too--in proportion to its size. In

hardly a single week since its first issue in October last have I failed to

find between its tangerine-coloured covers some article giving me

information that I did not know before, or furnishing a fresh view of

something with which I thought myself familiar. And I take it there are

many other writers--and even, perhaps, some statesmen--who have enjoyed the

same experience. Dr. SETON-WATSON and the accomplished collaborators who

march under his orange oriflamme may not always convince us (I am not sure,

for example, that _Austria est delenda_ may prove the only or the best

prescription for bringing freedom to the Jugo-Slavs of South-Eastern

Europe), but they always furnish the reader with the facts enabling him to

test their conclusions; and that in these times is a great merit. My own

feeling is that if they had begun their concerted labours a few years

earlier the War might never have happened; or at least we should have gone

into it with a much more accurate notion of the real aims of the Central

Powers, and a much better chance of quickly defeating them. The tragedies

of Serbia and Roumania would almost certainly have been averted.

* * * * *

I am unable to hold out much prospect that you will find _Frailty_

(CASSELL) a specially enlivening book. The scope of Miss OLIVE WADSLEY'S

story, sufficiently indicated by its title, does not admit of humorous

relief. But it is both vigorous and vital. Certainly it seemed hard luck on

_Charles Ley_ that, after heroically curing himself of the drug habit, he

should marry the girl of his choice only to find her a victim to strong

drink. But of course, had this not happened, the "punch" of Miss WADSLEY'S

tale would have been weakened by half. Do not, however, be alarmed; the

author knows when to stop, and confines her awful examples to these two,

thereby avoiding the error of Mrs. HENRY WOOD, who (you may recall) plunged

the entire cast of _Danesbury House_ into a flood of alcohol. Not that Miss

WADSLEY herself lacks for courage; she can rise unusually to the demands of

a situation, and I have seldom read chapters more moving of their kind than

those that depict the gradual conquest of _Charles_ by the cocaine fiend,

and his subsequent struggle back to freedom. Here the "strong" writing

seemed to me both natural and in place; ever so much more convincing

therefore than when employed upon the love scenes. I have my doubts

whether, even in this age of what I might call the trampling suitor, anyone

was over quite so heavy-booted over the affair as was _Charles_ when he

carried off his chosen mate from a small-and-early in Grosvenor Square.

Fortunately the other parts of the story are less melodramatic, and make it

emphatically a book not to be missed.

* * * * *

Happy is the reviewer with a book which gives him so much delightful

information that he tries to ration himself to so many pages per day. This

is what I resolved to do with _In the Northern Mists_ (HODDER AND

STOUGHTON); but I could not keep to my resolution, so attractive was the

fare. These sketches are the work of a Grand Fleet Chaplain, and are packed

with wisdom from all the ages. If you haven't the luck to be a sailor you

will learn a lot from this admirable theologian about the men and methods

and the spirit of the Grand Fleet. His book fills me with pride; yet I dare

not express it for fear of offending the notorious modesty of the senior

service. So shy indeed is our Fleet of praise that I feel my apologies are

due to their Chaplain for my perfectly honest commendation of his book. But

he seems human enough to pardon the more venial sins.

* * * * *

[Illustration: A CASE FOR RATIONING.

"YOUR LITTLE DOG DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND THE WEATHER. I SUPPOSE HIS COAT KEEPS

HIM WARM."

"I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT ALTOGETHER. YOU SEE, HE HAS RUM-AND-MILK WITH HIS

CUTLET EVERY MORNING BEFORE HE GOES OUT."]

* * * * *

"Peterborough's youngest investor was Herbert Trollope Gill, barely

three months old, who subscribed the whole of his life's savings. He

arrived at the bank with his mother, and there was poured out before

the astonished gaze of the officials four hundred threepenny

pieces."--_Weekly Dispatch_.

We congratulate HERBERT on his patriotism and regret that it should have

compelled him to go into liquidation.

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