Amidst the public calamity, one of a most grievous nature overtook the

father of our heroine. The affairs of the laird, which had long been

desperately out of order, and for some time were only sustained by the

aid of his intended father-in-law, came to a complete stand-still;

and, the whole wealth of James Hamilton being engaged in securities,

he was at once reduced to the condition in which he had entered life.

The stroke at first seemed likely to be fatal. Thus to lose the whole

earnings of a laborious life—to forfeit, at the eleventh hour, by one

miserable piece of imprudence, all the honours of the wisely spent day,

was more, almost, than he could bear. He had, however, two comforters

in his affliction—the worthy old minister, who in these calamitous

times had been a succouring angel to his flock—and his daughter, an

angel of a still more gracious kind, who, forgetting all the severities

with which she had been treated, and thinking only of his present

affliction, applied herself to the sacred task of soothing his wounded

mind, and inspiring him with hopes of better times. The change of his

circumstances produced a complete change in the mind of Hamilton.

Having no longer wealth to care for, the jealous sentinels with which

he had guarded it were withdrawn. The crust of worldly selfishness was

broken off his character, and all its better affections were again

called into free play. His eyes were now opened to the wickedness of

which he had been guilty, in endeavouring to force the affections of

his daughter, and he only wished that he were again as he had been a

twelvemonth before, in order to make her happy with the man of her

heart.

Weeks of partial famine passed on, and now the distresses of the

villagers were suddenly doubled by the premature commencement of a very

severe winter. With the exception of their small patches of potatoes

and garden vegetables, there seemed hardly any resource for them

during the whole winter. The minister, whose own income was exhausted

in providing for their wants, thought it necessary, under these

distressing circumstances, to call them all together, and join them in

one solemn exercise of humiliation appropriate to the occasion. Just as

this was concluded, a boy belonging to an inn about ten miles distant

upon the Glasgow road, arrived, after a toilsome journey through the

snow, and gave the joyful news that a cart filled with webs was

storm-stayed at his master’s house, on its way to the village, the

trade having suddenly experienced a slight revival. Transported with

this intelligence, though no one could guess by whom the work could

have been sent, they one and all resolved to proceed to Redcraigs,

where the cart was lying, and aid in clearing a way for it through the

snow. Every spade and semblance of a spade was then put in requisition,

and the half of the bannocks in the village were brought forward,

without the least regard to individual property, to provision the troop

of pioneers. Thirty men set out early next morning on this expedition,

graced with the blessings and prayers of all who saw them depart.

The snow, it was found, had only fallen to the depth of three feet,

but it was drifted in many hollow parts of the road to six times that

depth, so as to present an insurmountable obstacle to the progress of

a cart. At all those places the weavers exerted themselves as they

advanced to clear away the gelid heaps. The toil was most severe;

but what these poor starved men wanted in strength, they made up by

zeal—that zeal, above all others, which is inspired by the wish of

answering the clamour of a hungry family circle with the necessary

bite. The thought that work was before them, that money would again be

procured, and, for that money, food to supply “the bairns at hame,”

nerved every arm with superhuman energy; and as the country people

every where lent a willing, though less enthusiastic assistance, the

party had before mid-day cleared their way to Redcraigs. What was

their surprise on being met there by their friend Adam Cuthbertson,

of whom they had not heard ever since he left Daldaff, and who now

informed them, with ineffable pleasure beaming in his eyes, that he

had been the happy means of procuring them this supply of work. He had

entered, he said, into the service of a manufacturer at Glasgow, and

having divulged to him a plan of improving the loom, had been advanced

to a very onerous place of trust in the factory. His employer having

weathered on till the present revival of trade, he had used the little

influence he had, to get his old master, of whose misfortunes he had

heard, appointed to an agency, and was favoured with one of the very

first parcels of work that was to be had, which he was now conveying to

the relief of his old friends at Daldaff. “Let us on now, my friends,”

cried Adam; “and, before night is far spent, we shall be able to tell

the women and the bairns that the bad times are now blown by, and that

every one will get his porridge and his broth as he used to do.” The

cavalcade then set forward, the cart drawn by three horses in line, and

every man more ready than another, either to clear away the drifted

heap that lay before it, or to urge it with his desperate shoulder over

every such impediment that might happen to be left. Though the way

was long, and the labour severe, and the strength of the poor weavers

not very great, yet every eye and voice maintained its cheerfulness,

and the song, the jest, and the merry tale, were kept up to the very

last. The wintry sun had set upon the snowy hills ere the procession

came within sight of Daldaff; yet all the women and children were

collected at the Loanbraehead, near the village, to see it approach;

and when the cart was first discerned turning a neighbouring height,

with its large attendant train, a shout of natural joy arose through

the clear air, such as might burst from those who gaze from the shore

upon a wreck, and see the crew, one by one, make their escape from

destruction. James Hamilton was there, though much reduced by a recent

illness; and the joy which seized him on being informed by the workmen

of his appointment, was almost too much for his frame. He looked in

vain, however, for Cuthbertson, to pour before him the thanks of a

repentant spirit. That excellent young man had eluded the observation

of all, and, diving through some of the lanes of the village, had taken

refuge in the house of his uncle. He found that much as he had longed

to see gladness once more restored to these poor villagers, he could

not endure the scene at last. He had therefore escaped from their

gratitude; and it was not till Hamilton sought him in his old lodgings,

that he was at length discovered. The old man took him warmly by the

hand, which he did not quit, till, leading him to his own house, he

deposited it in that of his fair daughter. “Susan Hamilton,” said he,

“twice have you been saved by this good youth; you are now fairly his

own property—you are no longer mine. May you both be happy!”

FLITTING DAY.

Our readers will perhaps recollect a former article, in which we

treated of the subject of removals—that is to say, the practice so

general in Scotland (though otherwise in England) of shifting almost

every year from one house to another, in a constant expectation

of finding the TO KALON, as the Greeks call it, or, as we shall

rather style it, the QUITE THE THING of house accommodation, which,

however, is discovered at one year’s end to be exactly as remote as

it was a twelvemonth before, and still, like general happiness, is

“on before”—far looming over the horizon, like a vessel bound for

some distant part of the globe, and not to be caught or overtaken,

let us speed after it as we may. We have heard various individuals

acknowledge that there were some good _home truths_ in that article,

though we rather believe the housewives in general were surprised at

our blindness to the beauties of a good back-green. Let that be as it

may, there was one thing in which that article was totally deficient—to

wit, an account of the particular horrors of _removing day_ itself, or,

as we in Scotland call it, _flitting day_—a day styled in the calendar

Whitsunday, and dedicated to we don’t know what sacred use, but which,

without regard to its sacred use, whatever that may be, we think men

might wish that, above all others, it were fairly blotted out of the

calendar—expunged from the very year itself—utterly annihilated and

forgotten, because of the unhappy secular use to which it has been

put from time immemorial. The 25th of May, or Whitsunday old style,

is indeed a day of peculiar agony amongst us. It is a day consecrated

to the disruption of all local ties, to the rending of every kind of

pleasant association, to the discomfiture of all the household goods.

The very week in which it occurs, is black with its atmosphere of pain.

It may be surprising to persons unacquainted with Scotland, that the

people should be so fond of removing, since the day on which that event

takes place is apt to be so very disagreeable. They might as well

wonder that people should ever marry, when they know so very well that

the charge of a family is apt to be burdensome. Candlemas day, on which

people take their houses, is a day of heedless joy, a day of fond and

delirious anticipation; and Whitsunday is to it what execution-day is

to the particular time when an unfortunate man was tempted to enrich

himself at some other body’s expense. “On Wednesday I killed my wife,

on Saturday I was hanged,” as the child’s rhyme goes: no one can doubt

that Wednesday was in this case a very pleasant day, whatever might

be the state of the honest man’s feelings at the end of the week. So

it is with Candlemas and Whitsunday. On the former of these days we

are actuated by a spirit of spite and dissatisfaction with our present

abode; it is every thing that is disagreeable, and we must at all

hazards get quit of it. Accordingly, the taking of another, and, as we

think, better habitation, naturally appears as the opening of a haven

of relief, and, of course, we have a great deal of either positive or

negative pleasure in the day. Nor is this satisfaction confined to

the day on which the new house is leased: it extends up to the very

commencement of that week of suffering which involves Whitsunday—up

to the first material disarrangement of furniture preparatory to

removal. During the time which elapses between the leasing of the new

habitation and our removal to it, we abandon all care for our present

abode. Any thing that goes wrong about it must just remain so. If a

lock were required for the door, we would scarcely put ourselves to

the trouble of getting it, but remain content with some provisional

system of security, such as putting a table behind it. A large piece of

plaster might fall down from the ceiling, or half of the floor of the

dining-room sink into the kitchen—a whole gable or side-wall, almost,

might fall away, but we would never think of troubling ourselves

with any attempt at repairs. It is a horrid house at any rate, and,

for all the time we are to be in it, it does not matter. We’ll soon

be getting into our nice new house, and I’ll warrant you no plaster

will fall down from the ceiling _there_, nor either floor or gable

give way. Every thing will be right when we get to —— Street. The

house, under this system of feeling, begins to wear a desolate look.

Every thing is permitted, according to the old Scottish phrase, just

to hang as it grows. The whole bonds of household discipline are

relaxed. The servants, who are to be changed too perhaps, as well as

the house, begin to do things _any way_, and yet the mistress hardly

chides them. The fact is, she has given up all idea of comfort in

the condemned house, and lives entirely on the hope of seeing every

thing trig in her new abode. She would make no great complaint, as we

verily believe, if the servants obliged her by their carelessness to

spend all the remaining part of the lease up to her knees in water.

Every thing will be right when we get to —— Street, so we’ll just put

up with it. Every now and then one of the children comes in, like the

messengers in Macbeth, to tell her of the progress of mischief. One

has to mention, that a boy throwing stones has just broken two panes

in the drawing-room window, the lower chess having been up at the

time. No matter; all will be right when we get to —— Street. Another

“cream-faced loon” rushes in to say, that the girls in the kitchen

have just broken down the grate, and snapped the poker in two. No

matter; all will be right when we get to —— Street. Nay, it is not

too much to suppose that, although she were told of the house having

just begun to sink into the earth, she would take it all with the most

philosophic coolness, and console herself for every present mishap by

a reference to the joys which are to be experienced in that home of

promise. The prospect of a removal, it will be observed, is thus enough

even to revolutionise human nature. People abandon their most cherished

objects of care, and disregard that of which they are in general most

solicitous, under the influence of this prospect. Like the pilgrim of

Bunyan (not to speak it profanely), they thrust their fingers in their

ears, in order to shut out all lateral subjects of thought, and rush

on—on—on towards the new house.

At last the throes of actual removal begin to be felt, and, for the

time, all happy anticipation is deadened within us. You have long ago

ascertained, by a ceremonious call upon the present tenants of your new

mansion, that they cannot remove an hour before Whitsunday at noon,

which gives you the comfortable assurance that your flitting will be,

like a sharp fever, soon over. The lady who is coming to _your_ house

soon after makes a ceremonious call upon _you_, and ascertains, of

course, that you can only remove at that hour also. If matters should

happen otherwise—if you are either going to a house altogether new, or

to one which can be vacated a short while before the term-day, then

what a convenience it is!—we shall have the painters in, and get it

all put to rights before we flit a single stick; and after it is all

right, we shall remove quite at our leisure. By this plan we shall

not only avoid the risk of breaking things, which is always the case

in a hurried flitting, but we shall get porters and carters a great

deal cheaper, for these fellows, you know, charge three wages on the

actual term-day, when every body is flitting. But if it should happen,

as above mentioned, that you are limited to a few hours, so that

your furniture, as it goes out, will meet the furniture of another

person coming in, and, as it goes in, will meet, in tug of war, that

of another person coming out, then the blessed anticipation of your

future comforts in “that nice house” reconciles you to every thing, and

you make yourself think that, after all, it is better, when one _is_

flitting, to have it all over in the shortest possible space of time.

Sometimes, even when you have a vantage space, you are strangely

jockeyed out of it before you are aware. Say the house is to be painted

before you go into it. Being quite at your ease, you are satisfied

that the painters are engaged about two months before the term. You

know very well that these men are the greatest of all rascals; that,

indeed, they have no other principle within them but just to put

people to as much trouble as possible. But two months! that must

surely be sufficient. Well, the painters come all this time before the

term, and, like the ancient Spanish navigators, take possession of a

newly-discovered country, mark the job for their own, by planting a

nasty pail in one room, and setting up a brush on end against the wall

in another. You look in about a week after, and see the pail and the

brush _in statu quo_: the fellows have as yet done nothing but taken

_seisin_.[3] You think this is not just quite right, and calling in a

cool easy way at the master’s as you go home, express your wish that

the job should be immediately proceeded with, being anxious to get

into the house as long before the term as possible. The painter is all

politeness, and promises to _put men upon the house_ next morning, so

that it will be got ready for your reception in _no time_—by which he

appears to mean a space of time so brief as not to be worth defining,

but which you eventually find to have signified that the job would be

finished _not at all in time_. As you come home to your dinner next

afternoon, you take a turn that way to see how “the men” are getting

on. The house is as empty and desolate as ever; but, from a change in

the relative situations of the pail and the brush, you see that they

_have_ been there. On inspecting things more minutely, you find that

one bed-room has been washed down, and is now, to use a kitchen phrase,

_swimming_. Well, this is a beginning, you think. “The men” have been

doing what they could to-day, and to-morrow they would be a good way

advanced. On this supposition, you take no more thought about the

house for three or four days more, when, dropping in as before, you

have the satisfaction of seeing that there is _another pail_, and that

the ceiling of the dining-room has been whitewashed. Still, dilatory

as the rascals evidently are, you hardly think there is a sufficient

_casus fœderis_, or breach of treaty, to entitle you to go and blow

up the polite man at head-quarters. You suffer for another day; and

then, dropping in again, you find a little Flibbertigibbet of a boy

exerting himself with his tiny arms to whitewash the ceiling of the

parlour. Well, my boy, where are “the men?” This is your question; but

for answer you only learn that there have never been any men in the

matter—nobody has ever been here but Flibbertigibbet himself. You feel,

at this intelligence, almost as much bewildered and obfusculated as

George the Second was when he asked an Irish sergeant at a review after

the seven years’ war, where was the —— regiment? and was answered,

“Please your majesty, I’se the —— regiment;” the Hibernian being in

reality the only man that had survived the last campaign. Is this _the

men_, you say to yourself, that Mr —— promised to put upon the house?

You go of course instantly, and, Mr —— being, by his own good fortune,

from home, you leave a note for him, expressed in such terms as you

are sure must bring him to his senses, if any thing will. Dropping in

next day to see the effect, your ire is soothed at finding three men at

work besides Flibbertigibbet, and every thing seems going on so well,

that you trouble them no more for a week. But it is needless to pursue

this painful theme any farther. Suffice it to say, that, having once

got these artists into the house, you feel by and by as if they were

never again to be got out; you fear that, contrary to the catastrophe

of the well-known jest, there will be no letting go the painter. Their

pails, and buckets, and brushes, and all their slopery, are just as

rife in the house a week before the term as they were a month earlier;

and still to every remonstrance Mr —— replies, that all he can do is to

_put on more men next Monday morning_. It is all you can do, perhaps,

to get the odious varlets trundled out, “pots and all,” on the very day

before you are compelled to remove; so that, instead of having ample

scope and verge enough, as you expected, you find that you will be just

as much hurried and flurried as if you had been going to a house not

previously vacated.

Well, whatever be the foregoing circumstances, flitting day at last

arrives in all its horrors. The lady of the household has for several

days been storing all kinds of small things by into drawers and boxes,

that they might the more safely be transported, so that the family

finds itself already deprived of the half of those things which are

necessary to comfort, and the whole of what minister to luxury. Your

shaving-box is amissing two mornings before flitting day, and has to

be fished up, like a “drowned honour,” from the bottom of some abyss

of well-regarded trifles. When you come home to dinner on flitting day

eve, it is any money for a boot-jack. You take your meals that evening

without table-cloths; and unless you can bring down your proud stomach

to a brown kitchen bowl, any thing like a comforting drink is out of

the question. The crepuscular anguish of the day is already felt. You

go to your bed that night off an uncarpeted floor, and in the midst

of all kinds of tubs covered up with packsheet, and looking-glasses

swaddled up in linen. If you get a nightcap, you may consider yourself

lucky above all mortal men. You go to bed, but sleep there is none,

for you have to rise next morning long before the usual hour, and

the anticipatory sense of what you have to go through that day fills

every nook and cranny of your mind. You awake to a rush of children

and servants on the stairs; and though you exert every nerve of your

memory to recollect the new geography of things in the room, it is ten

to one but you stumble over some tub or chest in the dark, where you

thought no tub should be; and, upon the whole, the feeling with which

you thrust your poor cold distressed shanks into your vestments, is

not much short of that which must possess a man about to walk to the

scaffold. A breakfast composed of every thing but the proper materials,

and taken out of every thing but the proper vessels, collects such a

group of shabby slatternly figures as you did not before think yourself

husband, or father, or master to. The meal is gulped in agonies of

haste, for the carts were to be at the door at seven exactly, and it

is now within a few minutes of the hour. Well, the carts come; one by

one are your household goods displaced and packed up on those vehicles.

Grates are placed on the breadth of their backs at the bottom, by way

of ballast. Then mattresses go over them, to make an agreeable flooring

for other things. Tables are tumbled a-top, with their legs reared

high in the air, like cart-horses enjoying themselves in their Sunday

pastures; and to the ropes with which the heaps are bound down, are

attached fry-pans, children’s toys, and other light articles, all by

way of garnishing. Though far above such things in general, you are

obliged on this occasion to see after very mean details, lest your

property should suffer some dreadful damage. The more delicate articles

are necessarily entrusted to porters or other serviceable individuals,

who carry them separately to your new house. “The boys,” glad to escape

the school for a day, are employed, to their great satisfaction, in

transporting single things, “which don’t break;” and the servants see

after certain baskets of crystal and crockery, “which do.” To see all

things properly disposed of—each to the individual best fitted for

it—is your business, and no easy one it is. At length, after every

thing is fairly packed off, the lady and yourself walk away together,

the cat following in a pillow-slip under the charge of your second

eldest daughter.

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