Ch. Maurice de Talleyrand

Engraved by Thomson, from the Original Painting by F. Gérard

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Napoleon observed that a celebrated actress (Mademoiselle Raucourt) had

described him with great truth. “If you ask him a question,” said she,

“he is an iron chest, whence you cannot extract a syllable; but if you

ask him nothing, you will soon be unable to stop his mouth—he will

become a regular gossip.”

This was a foible which, at the outset, destroyed the confidence of the

Emperor, and made him waver in his opinion of T——. “I had entrusted

him,” said Napoleon, "with a very important affair, and, a few hours

afterwards, Josephine related it to me word for word. I instantly sent

for the Minister, to inform him that I had just learned from the Empress

a circumstance which I had told in confidence to himself alone. The

story had already passed through four or five intermediate channels.

"T——’s countenance," added the Emperor, “is so immoveable that nothing

can ever be read in it. Lannes and Murat used jokingly to say of him

that if, while he was speaking to you, some one should come behind him

and give him a kick, his countenance would betray no indication of the

affront.”

M. de T—— is mild and even endearing in his domestic habits. His

servants, and the persons in his employment, are attached and devoted to

him. Among his intimate friends he willingly and good-humouredly speaks

of his ecclesiastical profession. He one day expressed his dislike of a

tune which was hummed in his hearing. He said he had a great horror of

it; it reminded him of the time when he was obliged to practise

church-music, and to sing at the desk. On another occasion, one of his

intimate friends was telling a story during supper, while M. de T—— was

engaged in thought, and seemed inattentive to the conversation. In the

course of the story, the speaker happened to say in a lively manner of

some one whom he had named, “That fellow is a comical rogue; he is a

married priest.” T——, roused by these words, seized a spoon, plunged it

hastily into the dish before him, and with a threatening aspect called

out to him, “Mr. Such-a-one, will you have some spinach?” The person who

was telling the story was confounded, and all the party burst into a fit

of laughter, M. de T—— as well as the rest.

The Emperor, at the time of the Concordat, wished to have made M. de

T.... a Cardinal, and to have placed him at the head of ecclesiastical

affairs. He told him that his proper destiny was to return to the bosom

of the Church, to refresh his memory, and to stop the mouths of the

declaimers. T——, however, would never agree to this; his aversion to the

ecclesiastical profession was insurmountable.

Napoleon was very near appointing him Ambassador to Warsaw, a dignity

which he subsequently conferred on the Abbé de Pradt; but his dirty

stock-jobbing tricks, as the Emperor called them, occasioned this

intention to be abandoned. The Emperor was induced by the same reasons,

and at the instance of several sovereigns of Germany, to deprive him of

the portfolio of Foreign Affairs.

The Emperor remarked that Fouché was the T—— of the clubs, and that T——

was the Fouché of the drawing-rooms. “Intrigue,” he said, "was to Fouché

a necessary of life. He intrigued at all times, in all places, in all

ways, and with all persons. Nothing ever came to light but he was found

to have had a hand in it. He made it his sole business to look out for

something that he might be meddling with. His mania was to wish to be

concerned in every thing...! Always in every body’s shoes." This the

Emperor would often repeat.

At the time of the conspiracy of Georges, when Moreau was arrested,

Fouché was no longer at the head of the Police, and he endeavoured to

make himself very much regretted. “What stupidity!” said he, “they have

arrested Moreau when he was returning to Paris from his country

residence, a circumstance which at least appeared like the confidence of

innocence. On the contrary, he should have been seized when he went to

Gros-Bois, for then he was evidently running away.”

The remark which he made, or which is attributed to him on the affair of

the Duke d’Enghien, is well known; “It is more than a crime, it is a

fault,” said he. Such traits as these paint the character of a man

better than whole volumes.

The Emperor knew Fouché well, and never became his dupe. He has been

much blamed for having employed him in 1815, when indeed Fouché basely

betrayed him. Napoleon was not ignorant of his disposition; but he also

knew that the danger depended more on the circumstances than on the

individual. “If I had been victorious,” said he, “Fouché would have been

faithful. He took great care, it is true, to hold himself in readiness

for whatever might happen. I ought to have conquered!”

The Emperor, however, was acquainted with his underhand dealings, and he

did not spare him. After Napoleon’s return in 1815, one of the first

bankers of Paris presented himself at the Elysée, to inform him that, a

few days previously, a person just arrived from Vienna had waited upon

him with letters of credit, and had made enquiries respecting the means

by which he could meet with Fouché. Whether from reflection or

presentiment, the banker conceived some doubts respecting this

individual, and accordingly came to communicate them in person to the

Emperor, who was astonished that Fouché had concealed the matter from

his knowledge. In the course of a few hours Réal found the person in

question, and immediately brought him to the Elysée, where he was shut

up in a small room by himself. The Emperor ordered him to be brought

into the garden. “Do you know me?” said he to the man. This

commencement, and the feelings which the Emperor’s presence inspired,

greatly startled the stranger. “I am acquainted with all your

proceedings,” continued Napoleon, in a tone of severity: “if you this

moment confess all you know, I may pardon you; if not, you will be taken

from this garden to be shot.”—"I will tell all," said the man. “I am

sent hither by M. de Metternich to the Duke of Otranto, to propose that

he will despatch a messenger to Bâle, who will there meet the messenger

sent by M. de Metternich from Vienna. These,” continued he, delivering

some papers, “are the marks of recognition which they are to

possess.”—"Have you executed your mission to Fouché?" enquired the

Emperor.—"Yes."—"Has he despatched his messenger?"—"I do not know." The

man was put under confinement, and within an hour a confidential person

(M. F——) was on the road to Bâle. He introduced himself to the Austrian

messenger, and even held four conferences with him.

Meanwhile Fouché, who was uneasy at the non-appearance of his Vienna

messenger, one day waited on the Emperor, and attempted with an air of

gaiety and cheerfulness to conceal his extreme embarrassment. “There

were several looking-glasses,” said the Emperor, “in the apartment, and

I was much amused in studying him by stealth; the expression of his

countenance was hideous; he did not know how to enter upon the subject

which interested him so deeply.”—"Sire," said he at length, "a

circumstance occurred to me four or five days ago, which I fear I was

wrong in not communicating to your Majesty.... But I have so much

business on my hands——I am surrounded with so many reports, so many

intrigues——. A man came to me from Vienna with most ridiculous

propositions,——and he is now no where to be found!"—"M. Fouché," said

the Emperor, “you may injure yourself, if you take me for a fool. I have

secured the man you speak of, and I have known the whole intrigue for

several days. Have you sent to Bâle?”—"No, Sire."—"That is fortunate for

you. If it be otherwise, and I obtain proofs of it, it may cost you your

life."

Subsequent events have proved that this would have been but justice. It

appears, however, that Fouché had not sent, and here the business ended.

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