A few days later Dr Koomadhi was visited by Major Minton. The Major
was anxious to have some shooting at big game, and he was greatly
disappointed at being unable to find in the neighbourhood of Picotee
any one who could put him on the right track to gratify his longing for
slaughter. The ivory-hunters did not find an outlet for their business
at Picotee, and the majority of the inhabitants were as unenterprising,
Major Minton said, as the chaw-bacons of an English village; nay, more
so, for the chawbacons were beginning to know the joy of a metropolitan
music hall, and that meant enterprise. He wondered if Koomadhi would
allow him to accompany him on his next excursion inland.
Koomadhi said that no proposal could give him greater pleasure. He would
be going up again in a week or two, and he could promise Major Minton
some first-class sport. He could show him some queer things.
Talking of queer things, had Major Minton ever seen a piece of the
famous African sound-stone?
It was supposed that the famous statue of Memnon had been carved out of
that stone.
Major Minton had considered all that had been written on the subject of
the talking statue utter rot, and he believed so still. Could any sane
man credit a story like that, he was anxious to know?
“I suppose not,” said Koomadhi.
“But anyhow, I have now and again come upon pieces of the sound-stone.
I’ll show you a couple of bits.”
He produced the roughly cut stone ear, and then an equally rough stone
chipped into the form of a mouth--a negro’s mouth.
“They are rum things, to be sure,” said Minton. “I don’t think that I
ever saw stones just the same. Is the material marble?”
“I haven’t the least idea,” said Koomadhi. “But just put that stone to
your ear for a few moments.”
Minton had the mouth-stone in his hand. Koomadhi retained the ear-stone
and put it to his lips the moment that the Major raised his hand.
“No,” said the Major. “I hear nothing. That sound-stone myth isn’t good
enough for me. I’m not exactly a lunatic yet, and that’s why I’m going
to climb up to your roof to enjoy the sea-breeze. Take your marvellous
sound-stone, and I’ll show you what it is to be a gymnast.”
He opened the shutters, got out upon the verandah, and began climbing
one of the supports of the verandah roof. He was a pretty fair athlete,
but when the thermometer registers 97° is not, perhaps, the most
favourable time for violent exercise. Still, he reached the roof with
his hands and threw one leg up; in another moment he was sitting on
the highest part of the roof, and was inviting Koomadhi to join him,
declaring that only a fool would remain indoors on such a day.
Koomadhi smiled and shook his head.
“You must have some refreshment after your exertions,” said he. “What
would you like--a brandy-and-soda, with a lump of ice clinking the sides
of the tumbler?”
“That sounds inviting,” said Major Minton, scratching his chest with
a forefinger--it had apparently been chafed in his ascent of the roof.
“Yes; but if you chance to have a banana and a few nuts--by Jingo I
should like a nut or two. Has no dietist written a paper on the dietetic
value of the common or garden nut, Koomadhi?”
“Come down and I’ll give you as many nuts as you can eat,” said
Koomadhi.
“Yes, I’ll come down this way,” said the Major. He swung himself by
one arm from the side of the roof to the bough of a tree. There he hung
suspended by the other arm, and swinging slowly backward and forward.
Even then he scraped the breast of his shirt, uttering a number of
sounds that might have meant laughter. Then he caught a lower branch
with his loose arm and dropped to the ground. Again he scraped at his
chest and laughed.
“How about those nuts?” he said. “I think I’ve earned them. How the
mischief is it that I neglected my gymnastics all these months? What a
fool I was! Walking along in the open day by day, when I might have been
enjoying the free life of the jungle!”
“Come inside and try a bit of cocoanut,” said Koomadhi.
“I’m your man,” said the Major.
“My man--man?” laughed the Doctor. “Oh yes, you’ve earned the cocoanut.”
The soft flesh of a green cocoanut lay on the table of the sitting-room,
and Major Minton caught it up and swallowed it without ceremony. The
Doctor watched him with a curious expression on his face.
“That’s the most refreshing tiffin I’ve had for a long time,” said the
Major. “Now, I’ll have to get back to the Residency. Will you drop in
for a game of billiards?”
“Perhaps I may,” said the Doctor. “Take that sound-stone again, and try
if you really cannot hear anything when you put it to your ear.”
“My dear fellow, I’m not the sort of a chap to become the victim of a
delusion,” said the Major, picking up the stone and holding it to his
ear. “Not a sound do I hear. Hang it all, man, I’d get more sound out of
a common shell. _Au revoir_.”
He had his eyes fixed upon the ink-bottle that stood on the desk
beside a blotter and a sheet of writing-paper. Dr Koomadhi noticed the
expression in his eyes, and turned to open the door. The very instant
that his back was turned, Major Minton ran to the ink-bottle, upset
it upon the blotter, and then rushed off by the open window, laughing
heartily.
And yet there was no human being who so detested the playing of
practical jokes as Major Minton.
Dr Koomadhi put away the stones, and called his servant to wipe up the
ink, which was dripping down to the floor.
“Lorramussy!” cried the old woman. “How eber did yo’ make dat muss?”
“I didn’t know that it was on the blotter until too late,” said he. And
yet Dr Koomadhi was a most truthful man--for a doctor.