The natives of this part of South America appear to be particularly

inoffensive, and to submit with perfect resignation to the authority of

their conquerors. They are of a middling stature and well-proportioned;

their complexions dark, and their hair lank and black. From what I saw

of Pernambuco and Olinda, which lie in about 7° south, it should seem

that the houses of the better class are well calculated to debar access

to the powerful influence of the sun; which, for six months, is nearly

vertical at the above parallel of latitude, and does not form a very

acute angle with the northern horizon at any time of the year.

The Portuguese have organized several regiments of the natives, clothed

and armed in the European style: it was not easy to ascertain the state

of discipline of these troops; but, if we are to judge from the

equipment and appearance of the regiments in the mother-country, it

might be reasonable to entertain some doubts regarding their prowess.

Notwithstanding the intense heat of the climate, the Portuguese

inhabitants omit no religious duties; nor do they ever appear in that

deshabille we should expect to see generally adopted among an effeminate

people, under such circumstances in regard to locality. It could not

fail to prove highly amusing, when we beheld boys, of about six or seven

years of age, full-dressed according to court etiquette, with bags,

ruffles, swords, &c. representing the more ancient part of their

population in miniature. These young gentlemen, as well as their

seniors, and especially the ladies, were seen every-where riding in

vehicles very strongly resembling the chair-palanquins of India, but

carried by only two men; one before and one behind.

The profusion of compliments, and of real civilities, we experienced,

were absolutely burthensome; we were every-where welcomed in the most

kind and liberal manner; barges, rowing from twelve to thirty oars, were

at our command, to take us to and from the ship, which could not pass

the Bar of Pernambuco, and lay full four miles from the shore, in seven

fathoms. As to fruits, fish, vegetables, and poultry, they may be had to

any amount, of the first quality; their beef and mutton are not,

however, much to be praised, and their pork is intolerably fat, without

being firm. This last is one of the principal viands at the tables of

the Portuguese, in every quarter of the globe, and is dressed in various

ways, all equally offensive to a delicate stomach. The serenity of the

weather rendered the acquisition of a supply of excellent water very

easy; the casks being floated to and from the shore; all fastened to

ropes, and towed by the large boats already mentioned.

The land lying low towards the beach, though backed at some distance by

hills, occasioned us to be within a few leagues before we discovered our

proximity to the Continent; and we should probably have run into shallow

water, had not a large floating object been seen about a mile from us.

Our glasses speedily enabled us to distinguish persons moving on a low

frame, that we conjectured could be nothing less than some great

fragment of a wreck. Boats were immediately hoisted out, and, in less

than half an hour, we had the satisfaction to see our quarter-deck

covered with a variety of fine fishes, chiefly rock-cod, that had been

taken by the industrious Indians, whose catamaran we had mistaken for

the remains of some unfortunate vessel.

Although we could not converse with these people, it was natural for us

to suppose we were not far from land; to which they directed our

attention, and by significant signs, as well as by leading on the

catamaran, of which they had hoisted the sail, pilotted us to the Roads

of Pernambuco, leaving us in good anchoring water, and gratefully

receiving some beads, and other trinkets, of no value in our estimation,

but highly prized among them, in exchange for the excellent repast they

had afforded to the whole ship’s company.

A few days before our arrival at Pernambuco, the usual ceremonies

attendant upon crossing the Line were duly observed. Those who had never

been so far to the southward, were impressed with the belief that sundry

operations, by no means pleasant, were to take place: among other

things, it was said they were to be suspended from the fore-yard arm,

and to be thoroughly ducked by frequent dips into the sea. However

unreasonable this may appear, there exists no doubt of such a practice

having been perfectly common about forty or fifty years back; it was

then regarded as an excellent _joke_, affording wondrous merriment to

the veteran part of the crew. In time, the practice ceased; either from

the interposition of good sense, or owing to the judicious distribution

of some liquor among the chiefs of the _dramatis personæ_.

The amusements incident on this occasion are not very tedious, and,

though filthy in the extreme, cannot be witnessed without exciting much

laughter. About noon, the boatswain, being full dressed as the god of

the ocean, is supposed to hail the ship, enquiring whence she comes?

whither she is bound? and if any persons are on board who never before

crossed the great boundary dividing the northern from the southern

hemisphere? After much pompous and authoritative elocution, wherein

Neptune declares a firm resolution not to relinquish his rights, he

ascends at the bow, under which his car is supposed to be in waiting,

whence, attended by his mates, whose paraphernalia accord with the

dignity of their office, and the solemnity of the occasion, he proceeds

to the quarter-deck, where, after an appropriate speech, he exercises

his powers of divination, and in a few minutes discovers the several

novices who are to submit to his decrees. His god-head, like his

progenitor of ancient times, invariably has an eye to business; and as

the sea deity of the Greeks was supposed to delight in ample sacrifices,

so does his descendant, or rather his representative, of our time,

equally cherish the idea of copious libations in honor of the day.

Hence, there is little difficulty in appeasing his wrath, and

conciliating his good-will towards the vessel and her crew, by the

immolation of from two to three gallons each, of good rum or gin; which,

being duly tendered to the officiating priests, soon reach their

destination, and avert the threatened danger.

While this is going on, some of the old hands are busied in the

construction of a ship, which is to be launched in the presence of the

deity, under whose auspices she is to sail the world over, and back

again, in perfect safety! This important duty is conducted with great

precision, and takes place in the lee-waist, where all the novices among

the sailors, recruits, &c. are ranged in two rows, face to face, to

represent the ribs of the stately Argo.

It is usual to select some of the more pliant, or silly, of the party,

to form the head and bows: one of these being placed in the centre,

looking forward, his head covered with a long swab, of which the threads

hang down nearly to his heels, and his face being smeared with all the

filth the ship affords, by way of paint, is considered the typical

figure suited to the nomenclature of the vessel.

All being in readiness, the builders attend Neptune as he retires, in

order to allow the shoars to be knocked away, that the launch may take

place: the captain and his officers aid the farce by encouraging the

passengers to advance towards the waist, there to view the construction;

when, at a fit moment, the god roars forth his mandate for committing

his _protegé_ to the deep. It, however, unluckily happens that the

vessel does not shew any disposition to quit the stocks; therefore, as

she will not proceed to the water, the only chance of setting her afloat

is by causing the water to proceed to her; which it accordingly does

from some dozens of buckets, &c. previously secreted in the fore and

main tops, and in the long boat, for that purpose. This drenching

concludes the show, and the crew retire to make merry upon the amount of

their collections, which, when not sufficiently abundant to afford a

moderate allowance to each, is liberally augmented from the ship’s

stores.

The sabbath is always observed on board every Indiaman with perfect

decorum: there being no chaplain on board, unless perchance as a

passenger, the captain, or one of the officers, reads the morning

service, and eventually a short lecture suited to the audience,

consisting of all on board who are not confined by illness. It is not

easy to describe the decency which prevails on such occasions; the whole

standing bare-headed on the quarterdeck, and refraining from every act,

or look, that might trespass on propriety.

Many sailors, notwithstanding the character in which they are generally

accepted, are of a very religious disposition, and are easily led by

those who shew a reverence for the church establishment. Yet, like most

persons bred up in ignorance, they are shamefully superstitious, and

often entertain notions very little short of those which actuated their

ancestors to throw Jonah overboard. However ridiculous it may appear,

yet it is strictly true, that among hundreds of the bravest tars, one

wag may, by whisperings, groanings, &c. aided by a white sheet, and a

hollow intonation, create a most disgraceful panic. But our terrestrial

population, of corresponding rank, can claim no title to laugh at their

peers on the element. The sermon lately delivered and printed, by the

Rev. Isaac Nicholson, A.M. Curate of Great Paxton, in the county of

Huntingdon, in consequence of two attacks on the person of Ann Izzard, a

reputed witch, whereby Alice Russel, who endeavored to protect that poor

woman, was destroyed, evinces the deplorable state in which the minds of

our lower orders remain, notwithstanding the great expence incurred for

the propagation of the Scriptures among them, and the infinite pains

taken to instruct those who cannot afford to pay for education.

Funerals at sea can rarely boast of much display, but their attendants

are often sincere mourners. Confined within a narrow space, the loss of

a companion is not easily forgotten; every object reminds us of his

fate, and exacts a sigh! Few linger, either of disease, or of wounds, so

long as persons under similar circumstances would do on shore. The want

of room, of fresh air, of clean linen, of suitable diet, and of a change

of scene, all contribute, notwithstanding the most assiduous attendance,

to depress the spirits, and to aggravate the symptoms. Above all, the

ravages of scurvy are peculiarly distressing, and tend most to

dishearten: even those in perfect health become alarmed, and, from that

circumstance alone, often participate in the dreadful evil.

It being utterly inadmissible that a corpse should be retained on board,

no time is lost in sewing it up in a hammock; placing a few lumps of

coal, or other ponderous matter, at the feet, to cause its sinking. Thus

prepared, it is laid upon a grating at the lee gang-way; and, after the

usual burial service, at which all attend, is committed to the deep. In

some instances, during calms, sharks have been seen to dart from under

the vessel, and to attack the corpse in the most ravenous manner. It is

well known that all sickly ships are attended by many of those fishes;

which, if numerous in the vicinity of a healthy vessel, are, in the

opinions of the crew, the surest indications of great mortality on

board. Without pretending to doubt the acuteness of a shark’s sense of

smelling, it may be permitted us rather to ascribe their congregating to

chance, than to their supposed powers of anticipation: at the same time

there can be little doubt, that certain effluvia must escape from a

vessel not duly purified by ventilation and ablution; and that such a

neglect will rarely fail to induce diseases of the most malignant

description; thereby giving a latitude, among those who view things

superficially, to adduce instances apparently confirmative of their

assertions.

Whatever convenience it may be thought to afford to the survivors, it

appears to me, that the customary sale of all the effects of the

deceased, indiscriminately in general, is contrary to the dictates of

prudence, so far as relates to salubrity. That, in such a situation,

whatever is appreciable may produce a better price, cannot be

controverted; but I should rather incline to think it were better to

forego that advantage, than to risk the dissemination of disease, though

not previously malignant, by an unlimited distribution of the apparel of

one demising under any clinical distemper. To say the least, perfect

ventilation should be given to every atom; nor would the trouble or

expence (if any) of fumigating the wearing apparel, and bed-clothes, be

ill bestowed: perhaps baking would be found the safest precaution.

It has already been stated, that, in rounding the Cape, the weather may

be expected to correspond with the season of the year: this is so well

understood, that it is only during the summer season in that quarter,

vessels are considered to be safe in Table Bay, situated to the north of

a low, flat, sandy isthmus, over which it is evident the sea formerly

flowed into False Bay, lying a few miles to the southward. The mouths of

the two bays have different aspects; consequently, when a channel

existed such as I have described, the Table Mountain, whence the

northerly bay derives its designation, together with Cape Town, which

stands between the mountain and that bay, together with Wineburg,

Witti-boom, Constantia, &c. &c. including a length of about forty-five

miles by four, on an average, in breadth, must have been insulated.

When a ship is to touch at the Cape, it is very desirable, on every

account, that her arrival should take place during the summer season; so

that she may come to anchor in Table Bay, about half a mile distant from

the wharf. The convenience, thus afforded, of going immediately into

comfortable lodgings, where nothing is wanting that can tend to the

refreshment of persons fatigued by those narrow limits within which they

have been confined, probably for ten or twelve weeks, is not to be

calculated. The Dutch, it is true, are most offensively avaricious; but

that must be compounded for, in consideration of the satisfaction

attendant upon the liberty of taking exercise in a fine climate,

abounding with the most delicious fruits, the choicest vegetables, and

that kind of social intercourse, which, chasing away the recollection of

former langour, gives energy to meet succeeding dulness and inactivity.

The British visitor will, however, experience considerable

disappointment if he expects to witness the performance of dramatic

pieces, or that jocund hilarity which with us prevails among persons

long resident together. On the contrary, the inhabitants of Cape Town

think of nothing but money-making; in which they are neither inexpert,

nor very scrupulous. In public, they are so awkward, stiff, and

unsociable, that I have often been surprised they did not go to sleep at

their visits. If such was the state of society only a few years ago,

what must it have been previous to the occupation of the Cape, during

the American war, by two French regiments; which, according to the

confession of the Dutch themselves, _made a very considerable

improvement in their breed?_

Few of those who take lodgers will admit such as do not board with them:

the rates are not in any instance fixed, but the average may be taken at

from three to four rix-dollars for each lady or gentleman, half-price

for young children, and one dollar for each servant, per diem. From this

it may be collected, that a single gentleman must be an economist if he

manages to pay his expences of board, washing, horse-hire, &c. under

thirty shillings daily.—The rix-dollar is fixed at four shillings; but

is an imaginary sum. Notes of any value may be had; but gold and silver

currency are scarcely ever seen; the Dutch being extremely eager to

obtain guineas at twenty-one shillings currency, and re-selling them at

the rate generally of six and a half, or seven rix-dollars. Persons

visiting the Cape should be careful to reserve their cash until about to

pay their bills, and then to account their guineas at their current

value, as above shewn. Such is the estimation in which bullion is held,

that no small coins are any where to be seen; even shillings, and

stivers are paid in paper currency. Passengers from India ought to take

a bag of rupees of the worst description; for, whether sicca or

tersooly, each will be gladly received, without distinction, at two

shillings and sixpence.

The cookery of the Dutch is pretty nearly on a par with their

flesh-meats; their beef, mutton, veal, and pork, being rarely of

tolerable quality, and invariably made to float in strong sauce, of

which butter and spices are the chief ingredients. The table is, in most

houses, laid in a central hall, looking into a garden; the floors are

all painted, that they may not absorb the damp when washed, as they are

almost daily: the beds are tolerably good, and the apartments of a

moderate size. Before every house, is an elevated terrace, on a level

with the ground-floor, having at each end a seat, usually of masonry

also. On this terrace, called the _steupe_, the Dutch promenade half the

day in fair weather, enjoying their pipes, and occasionally taking their

_sopkies_; which are small glasses of raw spirits, for the most part

hollands, their servants tender to them at intervals, as a matter of

course.

The extensive gardens of the late Dutch Company, through the centre of

which is a broad gravel-walk full half a mile in length, are crowded

every Sunday evening, and on all festive days, by a promiscuous group,

who walk in parties, to and fro, under the shade of the oaks and other

trees planted on either side. There is also an institution, but of a

more private nature, and frequented, with few exceptions, by the Dutch

only. It is held at a neat house, where wines, &c. are sold, having

attached to it a spacious garden; not unlike some of our tea-drinking

places in the vicinity of London. This is called _Concordia_; a name

perfectly unsuited to the scenes occasionally disgracing the interior,

which has more than once excited the attention of our government, in

consequence of the seditious principles of its visitors.

The late Lord Macartney did not fail to keep a watchful eye over

Concordia, as well as to check, in their infancy, whatever attempts

might be made to spread, and to inculcate, revolutionary principles. A

large portion of the inhabitants being descended from delinquents who

had quitted their native country, as Gil Blas says, ‘not without good

reason,’ and having rarely paid much deference to their rulers in

Europe, it is not to be wondered at, that those doctrines of the

mountain, which condemned Louis the XVI. should have been adopted at the

Cape. Such was the advance made in the cant of the day, and so numerous

were the meetings at Concordia, that Lord Macartney judged it necessary

to adopt measures for bringing his Dutch subjects to their senses; which

he did in a manner that reflected the greatest credit on himself, and

evinced with what facility traitors may be subdued under a just and

energetic government. Among the many who resorted to Concordia every

evening, was a great farmer, known at the Cape under the designation of

_Boor_, who was particularly smitten with the new-fangled terms of

gallic civism: if I err not, his name was VAN CLOOTZ. He was of immense

stature, and ordinarily wore a round slouched hat, about the diameter of

a gentleman’s umbrella; and as he paraded through the streets, sitting

on the front board of his waggon, drawn by eight Spanish horses, always

appeared like some enormous wild beast belonging to Mr. Pidcock’s

menagerie.

This _monstrous_ great man (long considered the key-stone of the

arch-traitors of Constantia) was summoned, in a civil manner, by Lord

Macartney; who, in becoming terms, rebuked him for his folly, and

explained the whole extent of what had been reported, regarding the

proceedings of those who visited the garden. Mynheer was not to be

talked out of his veneration for the Revolution in France; and declared,

that, in his opinion, it would be equal to a martyrdom to die in so

glorious a cause. It was in vain his Lordship depicted the horrors

attendant upon so great a reverse; the boor’s enthusiasm rendered him

blind to such trifles, and to all those excesses which inseparably

accompany civil convulsion.

In the course of a few days, Van Clootz was informed, that a troop of

cavalry had arrived at a farm he had on the borders of Hottentot

Holland, about thirty miles from the Cape, and that it was supposed they

would remain some time in that neighborhood. The boor was delighted at

the prospect of a long bill for hay, corn, &c. &c. folio after folio;

every day’s stay was joyfully noted! It was not long, however, before

complaints were made that the troopers behaved in a licentious manner,

killing his poultry, destroying his fences, plundering his garden,

kissing his maids, and the Lord knows what! Now, as most of his stock

was consumed, it was no longer an object for Mynheer to court the stay

of the cavalry; therefore he went boldly to Lord Macartney with a long

list of damages, and his bill for corn, &c. demanding, in a very haughty

manner, that the farm should be evacuated by his _now_ unwelcome

visitors.

‘Bless me, Mr. Van Clootz,’ said his lordship, ‘why, I thought you was

delighted with revolutionary principles?’—‘Yes, my lord, I am so; the

acts of the French nation should be written in characters of gold!’—‘And

yet, Mr. Van Clootz, you complain against the troop I sent to be

quartered upon you—no, no, Sir; you have been so fond of the _sweets_ of

revolution, that I am resolved you shall taste some of its _bitters_

also: therefore the cavalry shall remain at your farm, until you

acknowledge the benefits of British protection, and retire peaceably to

your lands, there to cultivate corn, instead of sowing sedition at

Constantia.’

The result may be easily guessed: Constantia was depopulated, and

Mynheer Van Clootz was held in derision throughout the Cape. It should

not remain untold, that, however strict Lord Macartney might have been

during the time he governed at the Cape, such was the impression made by

his equitable, liberal, and firm conduct, that, when he embarked for

Europe, the inhabitants were truly grieved; but consoled themselves

under the hope, that a petition they sent to his Majesty, for the

re-appointment of his lordship, might prove successful.

Many of the farms, within the compass of a morning’s ride, are well

worth seeing; not as objects of imitation, but as displaying much

novelty, and tending to afford a just idea of the character of a Dutch

agriculturist in that quarter. The vineyards, and depôts of wine at

Constantia, are certainly curious; especially when it is considered,

that the soil which produces that luscious wine, is confined to a very

few acres, I believe not more than forty, beyond which, sets from the

same vines, under circumstances of perfect equality, in regard to site

and culture, produce a very different liquor, little superior to that

sold at the several wine-houses at sixpence per quart, and possessing a

peculiar terraceous flavor, which does not diminish by keeping. The

stranger not habituated to the use of the Cape wines, either white or

red, should be extremely cautious on his first arrival to avoid them;

drinking port in their stead. A neglect of this precaution will produce

considerable inconvenience, and may be attended with habitual diarrhœa.

I was one of four, who, on landing at False Bay, drank about three or

four glasses each, and were violently affected by it during the whole of

the following night.

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