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[Illustration: ["All horses selected from the Expeditionary Forces for
shipment to the United Kingdom must have the letter Y clipped on the
off saddle."---_Remount Regulation_.]
_Elated War-Horse (on completion of operation)_. "HOME, JOHN!"]
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"Mr. ---- will play the flue obbligato for Miss ----, and none
better could be found."--_Provincial Paper_.
Very kind of him, no doubt, but most of us would prefer to do without
this accompaniment.
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