"Dear Sirs,--The reason for my exemption has been removed and I
shall be glad to join your army if there is still a vacancy."
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[Illustration]
Lady (to doctor, who has volunteered to treat her pet). "AND IF YOU FIND
YOU CAN'T CURE HIM, DOCTOR, WILL YOU PLEASE PUT HIM OUT OF PAIN?--AND OF
COURSE YOU MUST CHARGE ME JUST AS FOR AN ORDINARY PATIENT."
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