How did you do it?
The man wasn’t looking.
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Mr. and Mrs. Nichols and their little boy were introduced recently as
“fifteen cents” (three nickels).
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“Did your sister marry a rich husband?”
“No. He’s a rich man, but a poor husband.”
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“What’s your occupation?”
“I’m janitor of a car.”
“Well, I never heard of a car having a janitor. I’ve heard of the
janitor of a flat.”
“Well, this is a flat car.”
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