Perhaps he has, but you haven’t found him yet.
* * * * *
“I fell off a sixty-five foot ladder to-day.”
“It’s a miracle you weren’t killed.”
“Oh, I only fell off the first round.”
* * * * *
“There was a fight at the baker shop.”
“What caused it?”
“A stale loaf of bread got fresh.”
* * * * *
“Do you know my brother?”
“Which one, the one with the smooth face?”
“No, the one with the hair lip. Well, he attempted to beat his wife
last night, and two policemen rushed in just in time to prevent murder.”
“Horrible! Did they take him to jail?”
“No, to the hospital.”
* * * * *
If a hen laid an orange, what would her chickens say?