Well if they made it 12 inches it would have been a foot.
* * * * *
“My wife plays the piano entirely by ear.”
“That’s nothing! A friend of mine plays a mouth-harp with his nose.”
* * * * *
“What would you do if I should kiss you?”
“I should call for help?”
“H’m. Do you really think I’d need any help?”
* * * * *
“Do you think there is any danger in going up in a balloon?”
“Not half as much as there is in coming down.”
* * * * *
“I married my typewriter.”
“Why?”
“So I can dictate to her.”
* * * * *
My wife gave birth to triplets.
Why don’t you tell her to stop her kidding?
* * * * *
“May I print a kiss on your cheek?” I asked.
She nodded her sweet permission;