What for?
Because they are not safe to leave a-round.
* * * * *
Corbett, the prize-fighter, has sold the right to a whiskey firm to
name a new brand after him. No doubt it will be a good liquor to make
strong punches with.
* * * * *
“And now that we are married, dear, how do you think I will strike your
mother?”
“Good gracious, Reuben! You’re not going to begin abusing mother right
away, are you?”
* * * * *
Did you hear about it--my wife is married.
To whom?
Why, to me, of course.
* * * * *
Why is a woman’s knee and a Jew alike?