CHAPTER XII

VOYAGE ON H.M.S. HERCULES

Sir Reginald Macdonald's caricature.--H.R.H. the Duke of

Edinburgh's invitation.--The _Lively_.--The _Hercules_.--

Admiral Sir William Hewitt.--Irish excursions.--The Channel

Squadron.--Fishing party at Loch Brine.--The young Princes

arrive on the _Bacchante_.--Cruise to Vigo.--The "Night

Alarm."--The Duke as _bon voyageur_.--Vigo.--The birthday

picnic.--A bear-fight on board the _Hercules_.--Homeward

bound.--Good-bye.--The Duke's visit to my studio.

In July, 1880, I received an invitation from H.R.H. the Duke of

Edinburgh to go for a cruise as his guest on board H.M.S. _Hercules_,

which he commanded, and which was the flag-ship of the Reserve

Squadron.

It was not an opportunity to lose, although one which had arrived by

chance. It happened that Admiral Sir Reginald Macdonald, a great

favourite at court and in society generally, was a victim of mine in

_Vanity Fair_. I had known him previously, and always found him most

cheerful and entertaining, but on the publication of the cartoon his

merriment frizzled away, and he became severe.

A letter arrived from him upbraiding me, and saying it was not the act

of a friend to depict him as a drunkard. In short it was quite a

furious epistle, and revealed him in an altogether new light.

I wrote at once in the endeavour to persuade him that his idea

concerning the caricature was entirely misconceived, but some days had

elapsed bringing no answer when one morning he dashed into my studio

with a most injured air, and so full of his grievance that he did not

observe his great friend the Duke of Hamilton, who was sitting to me

for his portrait at the time.

[Illustration: 1903

BARON DEICHMANN.]

[Illustration: 1895.

W. BRAMSTON BEACH, M.P.

(_A great runner in his day_.)]

[Illustration: "SAM" SMITH, M.P.

(_Radical and low churchman_). 1904]

[Illustration:

PERCY THORNTON, M.P.

(_A great runner in his day_.)

1900.]

"_Hullo_, Rim![8] What's up?" inquired the Duke, whereupon my victim

appealed for his opinion on my treatment of him; but he received only

chaff in place of the sympathy he expected and very soon he withdrew.

On the next day he called again as I was at my work, and his demeanour

seemed altogether calmer: "Here is a letter I have brought you to

read," he said. "It is lucky for you that opinions differ."

The letter was from the Prince of Wales and ran as follows:--

"MY DEAR RIM,

"I have to-day seen your excellent portrait in _Vanity Fair_, do

you think you could procure for me the original drawing as I

should so much like to possess it."

After reading the Prince's letter and being aware of Sir Reginald's

feeling in the matter, and also knowing that Mr. Gibson Bowles was the

owner of the drawing I thought it diplomatic to make an alternative

suggestion, which was to offer to draw a new sketch of him for

presentation in full uniform and cocked hat.

The idea pleased him, and when it was completed he took it himself to

Marlborough House. Not only did it meet with the approval of the royal

recipient, but the Duke of Edinburgh, who happened to be there at the

time, was so pleased with it that he wanted one done of himself like

it, and this led to the invitation for the cruise of which I am

writing. To quote Sir Reginald's letter to me he says, "The Duke of

Edinburgh considers your sketch the best drawn, and without exception

the most wonderfully like he ever saw, and in consequence he will be

very glad indeed if you will come for a cruise as his guest during the

following dates, etc...."

Previous to making a start I received instructions from Captain Le

Strange, A.D.C., who was to pilot the Duke's guests to Bantry Bay on

H.M.S. (despatch boat) _Lively_. In his letter he informed me that

Admiral Sir William Hewitt, Admiral Hardinge, and Mr. Wentworth-Cole

would be of the party on the _Hercules_; that he thought it would be a

most jovial one, and that if I were a fair sailor I should enjoy the

trip very much. He also said that H.R.H. had just taken his fleet of

eight ships out for the first time, and that they seemed to work very

well.

On July 10th, I started from Paddington by the afternoon train for

Plymouth, and discovered in my vis-a-vis of the railway carriage, Mr.

Wentworth-Cole. Captain Le Strange met us at Plymouth, and we dined at

Devonport, and were escorted on board at 11.30 p.m. Shortly after we

weighed anchor, the wind got up, and the yacht _Lively_ did full

credit to her name. Through Sunday and Monday it blew a big gale, and

Admiral Hardinge did not show up on deck until we steamed into Bantry

Bay, where I was relieved to see the ships coming in with us for I

hoped for steadier boards to tread. On Monday evening, the two

Admirals moved to the flag ship and Wentworth-Cole and I followed

shortly afterwards. It was the first time I had boarded a man-of-war

and the formalities of the quarter-deck were not less striking

because I was still feeling somewhat rocky. However, the sound of the

bugle seemed to pull me together, and the Duke, having received me

most cordially escorted me to his state cabin to which my own was

adjacent. It was evident that the comfort of his guests was to be well

considered, as by this time I knew that a picked marine had already

been selected to valet me, and information had leaked out that the

services of an experienced cook from Gunters' had been obtained.

By degrees I became acquainted with the Captain and Commander and

officers of the ship and I soon settled down.

On the following morning a trip had been arranged by H.R.H. for us to

steam to Glengariff on the _Lively_. The weather was very fine and

after an early breakfast on board her we set out (Mr. Mackenzie of

Kintale joining us). It must have been quite three o'clock before we

reached Glengariff, and sat down to lunch in the hotel. During our

meal a young American visitor anxious to see if royalty ate like

ordinary beings seated herself at a table adjoining ours, and fixed

her eyes steadily upon the Duke. She even ordered marmalade to make

believe it was her midday meal, but we were informed afterwards that

she had lunched. Evidently her interest had not diminished, as when

seeing us seated on the lawn drinking coffee, she refreshing herself

in a similar way, drew up close to our party with the same inquisitive

intention whilst taking it for granted that she also was a centre of

interest to us. The proprietress gave her a hint and she vanished.

By this time we were replenished, and, after a stroll to Cromwell's

Bridge, the owner of the hotel brought her book out for us to sign

our names in, and on our departure presented not only the Duke, but

each of us with a bouquet. Our host, Mr. Mackenzie, with his friends,

proceeded to Killarney, while we returned on the _Lively_ to Bantry.

The officers on board the _Hercules_ were most friendly, and willing

to help in giving me a good time. Every one was pleasant, and the

chaff came readily, especially when I was supposed to discover from

the stern walk where the rudder was. In time I became more accustomed

to the routine, and learned to know when I might venture on the

Captain's bridge, or pace the deck without getting in the way. Among

the many interesting men whose acquaintance I made on the cruise was

one Cole, a paymaster in the Navy and quite a character. He was a very

clever amateur draughtsman, and had accompanied the Admiral on several

of his cruises. His drawings brimmed over with humour, especially in a

kind of log-book in which he sketched the event of the day which was

greatly appreciated by H.R.H. He was full of fun and the favourite of

all, but owing to a peculiarly deep-pitched voice, and a somewhat

serious expression exaggerated by the fact that he wore blue glasses,

some one had christened him "the Sepulchral."

Whilst the Reserve Squadron was anchored at Bantry waiting for the

Channel Fleet to join us, much of the time was spent--when the Admiral

was not engaged on duty--in taking trips on the _Lively_ to various

places, or on fishing excursions. There was the inspection of the

coastguard station in the vicinity of Ballydonogan, and afterwards we

went on to a place called Killmakillog to fish for trout on Glanmore

Lake.

It was on the occasion of our trip to Waterville that a tramp, a rough

looking customer, approached the Duke with a letter which H.R.H.

passed on to me with the directions to give him half a crown.

The letter ran:--

_TO_ THE PRINCE OF GREAT BRITAIN AND IRELAND.

"May it please your highness,

"That having served in the 88th of foot during the Crimea War and

afterwards in the East India Mutiny--drink alone disqualified me

for pension.

"I pray you will help to live one of her Majesty's loyal

soldiers.

"DANIEL MORIARTY."

The terrible Irish famine was nearly at an end. To the Duke had been

allotted the mission of official inquiry and relief; but although much

had been done officially to relieve the general suffering, on our

daily trips we frequently came across cases of great distress, usually

where the peasantry refused relief outside their own homes. During one

round we came upon a particularly painful scene. Walking into an old

cabin which was apparently empty, we discovered through the dim light

which penetrated from a hole in the roof, the weird figure of a very

old man scantily clothed in the meanest rags. Stretched upon the floor

by his side lay a young boy in the same deplorable condition. The old

man spoke a few words of welcome in a feeble voice, and the miserable

lad tried to rise to come forward. It was the most painful scene I can

remember, and it would have taken the genius and human understanding

of Hogarth to depict in detail. Needless to say such a case of dire

distress was immediately relieved.

The Duke of Edinburgh was most kind-hearted, and he did much

personally as well as officially to relieve the distress in this

district. I was told on the best authority that he distributed within

a very short time over L200 from his private purse in individual cases

of extreme need.

When the Channel Squadron under Admiral Hood (afterwards Lord Hood)

joined us life on board became more ceremonious and eventful. Admiral

Hood gave a dinner-party for the Duke on board the flag-ship

_Minotaur_, and Admiral Hewitt accompanied H.R.H. During their absence

I was inspired to caricature the latter. When they returned, the Duke

took up my sketch, and it tickled his fancy immensely, in fact I had

never seen him laugh so much. Sir William was getting very stout at

the time, and I had noticed that he always fastened the bottom button

of his jacket leaving the upper ones loose, doubtless with the

intention to give an appearance of slimness to his waist. The effect

was ludicrous, and I had endeavoured to put on paper my impression of

it. I fear, however, that poor Sir William did not appreciate the

joke.

The next day the Duke inspected some of the ships, and I was

privileged to accompany him and found it a great opportunity to

increase my knowledge. The combined fleets lying at anchor made a

glorious naval picture. The ships were seventeen in all, of which I

remember:--

_Northumberland_, Captain Wratislaw; _Defence_, Captain Thrupp;

_Valiant_, Captain Charman; _Audacious_, Captain Woolcombe; _Warrior_,

Captain Douglas; _Achilles_, Captain Heneage; _Hercules_ (flag-ship),

Captain Townsend; _Lord Warden_, Captain Indsay Brine; _Hector_,

Captain Caster; _Penelope_, Captain Nicholson; _Agincourt_, Captain

Buller; _Minotaur_ (flag-ship), Captain Rawson; _Salamis_ (despatch

boat), Commander Fitzgeorge; _Lively_ (despatch boat), Commander Le

Strange.

I was introduced to several of the Captains, and among them were some

whom I was destined to draw years after as Admirals for _Vanity Fair_.

On the evening of the inspection the Duke gave a return dinner-party

on board the _Hercules_. Admiral Hood was, of course, the principal

guest, and I had the privilege of being placed next him at dinner. The

_Hercules_ having no band of its own, that of the _Minotaur_ was lent

for the occasion, and several of the leading officers were present,

notably Captain Heneage of the _Achilles_--known as "Pompo"--who was

certainly the _beau_ of the combined fleets. The immaculate appearance

of this distinguished officer in these days at sea was certainly one

of the distractions of the voyage, and as Admiral Sir Algernon

Heneage, he is still to be seen in the West End, an ornament and a

great favourite in London Society. Eventually he came to my studio and

I made a characteristic drawing of him.

As we were still waiting for the _Bacchante_ (with the young Princes

on board) to join us, H.R.H. arranged a fishing excursion to

Blackwater for an off day. Commander Le Strange was to conduct us. The

_Lively_ weighed anchor at 7 a.m., and we arrived at Blackwater at 10

o'clock. Unfortunately as a bag containing my fishing-rod, footgear

and other articles of wearing apparel appropriate to a voyage of this

kind had failed to reach me yet from Cork, I was altogether unprepared

for the excursion. The Duke hearing of my predicament, very kindly

offered to lend me a rod, at the same time he impressed me with the

fact that he valued it greatly, and that I must take great care of it.

It had been a birthday present given to him by the Prince Consort, and

bore an inscription in silver to that effect.

Mr. Mahony, the landowner, drove to Blackwater to meet us, and from

there took us to Loch Brine, where the fish were plentiful. He with

H.R.H. went out in a boat to fish leaving us to pursue our sport from

the bank. I scrambled on to a rock from which I cast my line, when

alas the rubber soles on my shoes played me false, and I was in the

water, and the rod in pieces. What was to be done? All sport was at

end for me! I turned to my companion who advised me to say nothing

about it, and give it to the coxswain to mend. In a weak moment I

resolved to keep my own counsel, but imagine my consternation a little

later, when the Admiral joined us for luncheon, and exclaimed, "You

are a nice fellow, breaking my rod!"

I had quite forgotten how water carries sound. Every word of the

discussion had been overheard by H.R.H. I was non-plussed and the

matter passed off without further comment. Then we all sat down to

lunch with a good appetite, but it was a poor day's sport for me, and

we returned to the _Lively_, and dined at 9 o'clock.

The next day Mr. Mahony and his family came on board; later in the day

we returned to Bantry, and shortly after the _Bacchante_ came into the

Bay. The young Princes lost no time in paying their respects to the

Admiral, who at once invited them to dinner. I sat next to Prince Eddy

who was a perfectly natural boy, and to my mind immensely tactful,

for he immediately commenced to tell me of the success of my latest

cartoon in _Vanity Fair_--which happened to be Lord Shrewsbury. On the

next day the combined squadrons weighed anchor and started for the ten

days' cruise to Vigo.

[Illustration: SEVENTH EARL OF BESSBOROUGH.

_"M.C.C. Cricket."_

1888.]

[Illustration: REV. F. H. GILLINGHAM.

_"A hard hitter."_

1906.]

[Illustration: ARCHDEACON BENJAMIN HARRISON.

_"Canterbury Cricket."_

1885.]

The naval evolutions and drill were exceedingly interesting to watch

by day, and, on the second night out, came the great excitement of a

"Night Alarm." This proceeding might be described as the supreme

episode of naval drill. It may come at any moment, and although I was

let into the secret it seemed to arrive with startling suddenness to

me. We were at dinner when the alarm was given. "There's not a moment

to be lost," said the Duke. "Stick to me and we'll go down." A

fleeting impression of the blue jackets and marines turning out of

their hammocks like one man, then in a flash every officer gave his

word of command--All hands were at the guns--Every man in his

place!--Lights out! and so on.

On Saturday the weather turned stormy, and I found that even a

man-of-war didn't glide smoothly through a rough sea in the Bay of

Biscay; and, although I managed to put in an appearance at Church

service on Sunday, I thought it more discreet to remain in my cabin

during the gale; but on Monday the Duke, finding that I didn't appear

at the luncheon table, sent for me, and with difficulty I dragged

myself to my place.

"Now," said he, "I am going to be your doctor, and you must take the

prescription I give you. It is the only cure for sea-sickness." So at

his suggestion I drank one glass of champagne and presently another,

but when it came to the third proposal I politely declined, for

although the first two glasses had a most comforting effect "yet

another" would have proved the last straw. "Very well," said he, in

mock sternness, "when you want medical aid in future don't come to me

for it." But I was better.

We continued our voyage with three incidents on the way. A man

overboard--the funeral of a stoker on board the _Hector_, which was

impressive, the court-martial of an offender on the _Defence_, and a

sudden dense fog that came on suddenly when the ships were

manoeuvring and crossing one another. Every light was ordered out,

and I went on the bridge where I found both Sir William Hewitt and the

Captain. The former, who realized the danger of the situation, and who

was always ready with chaff, said to me:

"You had better go down to your cabin and get a wicker chair ready for

emergency. There will be no life-belt for you in case of a collision

as there are only just enough for the crew and of course they come

first."

I needn't say that the precaution didn't recommend itself to me. I

thought to myself if the ship goes down I shall go with her; but the

fog cleared off quite suddenly, and although three of the ships were

lost to sight they turned up in the morning.

During the cruise I heard on all sides how highly regarded the Duke of

Edinburgh was as a seaman and a commanding officer, and he was

undoubtedly much liked by those with whom he came in close contact. To

his guests on board he was kindness itself, and he could be most

entertaining. He told us his experiences of boyhood, how he had been

treated just as any other middy, and subject to their backslidings

also if one might judge by the account of severe punishments which had

their place in the stories. He talked much of Russia, and told us how

well the palace was guarded, that none but members of the Imperial

Family were allowed to enter by the principal entrance, and that on

one occasion he, being unrecognized by a sentry was challenged, and

that he had to beat an ignominious retreat, and go round by the

equerries' door. Not only were his experiences and travels most

interesting, but he had an extraordinary good ear for dialect; with

him a good yarn lost nothing in the telling, and he could hit off a

type in a very few words. When he had an half-hour to spare in the

evenings we would play a game I introduced of "drawing consequences,"

which is played in much the same way as the ordinary schoolroom game,

except that one fills the required space with contributory drawing in

place of the usual words. H.R.H. came out well under its inspiration,

and the combined results of our drawings were occasionally very

amusing.

One evening he produced a crystal and inset was a very tiny portrait

of Dowager Empress of Russia, which the company mistook for a

miniature, and thought it marvellous that any human eye could see to

produce it. I at once detected that a photograph was behind it, and

that it was in fact a very minutely reduced and tinted photograph. I

am afraid I destroyed the general illusion. The Duke smiled, he was

very sincere in his love of art, and particularly proud of the talent

of his sister the Princess Royal--Empress Frederick of Germany, whose

pictures he spoke of in the highest terms, an opinion which I had

heard frequently endorsed.

On Thursday we sighted the Spanish coast, and on Friday there was a

big drill and evolutions; and on Saturday the Fleet arrived in Vigo

Bay at 12 o'clock. Of course the two flag-ships were the centre of

interest, and on our arrival there was the usual demonstration in

connection with naval events. The Duke received visits from officials,

and in the afternoon gave me his first sitting. It was a splendid

evening. H.R.H. gave a big dinner-party. The _Minotaur_ band came over

to the _Hercules_, and there was a fine display of fireworks ashore

and the bay was illuminated by the flashes from the search-lights, and

the general appearance of the Fleet enlivened by the movements of

boats and pinnaces going to and fro between ships and shore.

In celebration of his birthday (August 6th) the Duke had arranged a

picnic for the Princes and their middy friends, Mr. Dalton (the

Prince's tutor) Cole, who as usual brought his sketch book with him,

Wentworth-Cole, and Commander Le Strange were also of the party, but

the presiding spirit was the Duke in his best form, full of fun, and

most anxious that the boys should have a good time.

On our journey out in the pinnace I remember that Wentworth-Cole was

the victim of a practical joke instigated by me for the amusement of

the Royal Middies. He was wearing a hat with several ventilatory holes

on the summit of the crown. It suddenly occurred to me that these

would make suitable receptacles for matches; so, when he was engrossed

in the scenery, I found an opportunity of filling them up, in which

occupation Prince George lent willing aid. When a chance came I

lighted the heads of the matches, but hearing a titter, Wentworth-Cole

turned round, discovered the plot, and saved the situation.

It was a real picnic. We arrived in the steam pinnace at a most

picturesque island some miles out from Vigo, and there in a rural

setting, and on a particularly rugged piece of ground the baskets were

opened and we sat down to a capital luncheon. The coxswain, who was a

very handy man, was of the greatest use in every direction on this

occasion.

By this time the seigning nets had been cast in the bay near at hand,

and the Princes and their shipmates were anxiously awaiting the

opportunity to set to work.

In the meantime we all strolled down towards the sea, Prince Eddy and

I remaining in the rear of the main body, while he on the Q.T. and

boy-like, found the opportunity of taking occasional puffs from my

pipe.

On joining the others Prince George, after noticing its unusual shape

politely asked if he might look at it. Evincing curiosity in its

condition and with an air of a connoisseur he passed several pieces of

dried grass through the stem and thoroughly cleaned it out, then after

filling the bowl with tobacco and lighting it he tested it well by

taking some good whiffs. Afterwards he returned it with the remark

that it was now fit to smoke. The little episode amused me greatly as

it was so completely natural.

By now, finding that the nets were ready to be manipulated we, one and

all, tucked up our trousers and hauled them in, the Duke being the

most energetic of the lot. It was warm work but not wasted, for the

haul was a fine one.

During the afternoon a couple of bull fights in an adjoining field

gave us a good show of a non-professional bull fight, also we saw some

interesting types of Portuguese, who were entered with the other

incidents of the day in Cole's sketch book. He was also clever in

portraying those big-eyed, dark, and picturesque peasant girls.

I think that must have been the last of the very delightful excursions

on the _Lively_, which ship, of pleasant memory, came eventually to a

bad end, as she struck a rock and went to the bottom.

We stayed some time in Vigo Bay, and made several delightful

excursions there. When on board, the young Princes did their best to

kill any chance of monotony. There was a bear fight I am not likely to

forget. I was in the habit of returning to my cabin for a _siesta_

after luncheon, and on this particular occasion I think the officers

on board were occupied on duty. The Princes came to pay the Duke a

visit, but only to find that he had gone ashore, and things were

generally a little on the dull side. I was the sole occupant of the

cabin, and as they peeped in they saw me in my berth asleep, so passed

on to the adjoining one (Mr. Wentworth-Cole's) in search, no doubt, of

a bit of fun. Presently I got the full benefit of their inspiration,

which took the form of squeezing the contents of a very large sponge

from their side of the partition on to my head. It was a thorough

"cold pigging" that I received, that effectually wakened me from

slumber; but I rose to the occasion, and in my turn sent back the

sponge. This ended in a rough and tumble which, of course, they were

inviting. Cole (of the pencil) came along in the thick of it, and

eventually made a caricature of the scene in the Duke's book. It

represented the little bear, the middle sized bear and the big bear at

play, and he called it "A Bear Fight."

It was not until we were homeward bound that the Duke succumbed to

the ordeal of a second sitting for his portrait. He was an interesting

subject; I made two drawings of him, the portrait which he had

commanded, and which I understood was intended as a birthday present

for the Duchess, and I also made a water-colour drawing in similar

style to that which had pleased him of Sir Reginald Macdonald: which

represented him at full length in Admiral's uniform.

After I had thanked H.R.H. for all his kindness and hospitality and

the cruise was at an end, I said good-bye, and returned to London with

Wentworth-Cole.

When I arrived in London, amongst the first letters I received was one

from H.R.H. containing a handsome cheque in payment of the portrait.

Some little time after I was at work one morning in my studio in

William Street, Lowndes Square, when the hall porter announced "a

gentleman to see you, sir," and in walked the Duke of Edinburgh

carrying a parcel under his arm, which proved to be a photograph of

the Duchess, which he suggested I should study and left with me, for

he was most anxious that I should make a drawing of Her Royal

Highness, and suggested that later on her time would be less occupied,

but I gathered that the proposal had escaped her memory.

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