THE PRICE OF ORANGES

If ever a northern wanderer could be suddenly transported to look

down upon the Piano di Sorrento, he would not doubt that he saw the

Garden of the Hesperides. The orange-trees cannot well be fuller:

their branches bend with the weight of fruit. With the almond-trees

in full flower, and with the silver sheen of the olive leaves, the

oranges are apples of gold in pictures of silver. As I walk in these

sunken roads, and between these high walls, the orange boughs

everywhere hang over; and through the open gates of villas I look

down alleys of golden glimmer, roses and geraniums by the walk, and

the fruit above,--gardens of enchantment, with never a dragon, that I

can see, to guard them.

All the highways and the byways, the streets and lanes, wherever I

go, from the sea to the tops of the hills, are strewn with

orange-peel; so that one, looking above and below, comes back from a

walk with a golden dazzle in his eyes,--a sense that yellow is the

prevailing color. Perhaps the kerchiefs of the dark-skinned girls

and women, which take that tone, help the impression. The

inhabitants are all orange-eaters. The high walls show that the

gardens are protected with great care; yet the fruit seems to be as

free as apples are in a remote New England town about cider-time.

I have been trying, ever since I have been here, to ascertain the

price of oranges; not for purposes of exportation, nor yet for the

personal importation that I daily practice, but in order to give an

American basis of fact to these idle chapters. In all the paths I

meet, daily, girls and boys bearing on their heads large baskets of

the fruit, and little children with bags and bundles of the same, as

large as they can stagger under; and I understand they are carrying

them to the packers, who ship them to New York, or to the depots,

where I see them lying in yellow heaps, and where men and women are

cutting them up, and removing the peel, which goes to England for

preserves. I am told that these oranges are sold for a couple of

francs a hundred. That seems to me so dear that I am not tempted

into any speculation, but stroll back to the Tramontano, in the

gardens of which I find better terms.

The only trouble is to find a sweet tree; for the Sorrento oranges

are usually sour in February; and one needs to be a good judge of the

fruit, and know the male orange from the female, though which it is

that is the sweeter I can never remember (and should not dare to say,

if I did, in the present state of feeling on the woman question),--or

he might as well eat a lemon. The mercenary aspect of my query does

not enter in here. I climb into a tree, and reach out to the end of

the branch for an orange that has got reddish in the sun, that comes

off easily and is heavy; or I tickle a large one on the top bough

with a cane pole; and if it drops readily, and has a fine grain, I

call it a cheap one. I can usually tell whether they are good by

splitting them open and eating a quarter. The Italians pare their

oranges as we do apples; but I like best to open them first, and see

the yellow meat in the white casket. After you have eaten a few from

one tree, you can usually tell whether it is a good tree; but there

is nothing certain about it,--one bough that gets the sun will be

better than another that does not, and one half of an orange will

fill your mouth with more delicious juices than the other half.

The oranges that you knock off with your stick, as you walk along the

lanes, don't cost anything; but they are always sour, as I think the

girls know who lean over the wall, and look on with a smile: and, in

that, they are more sensible than the lively dogs which bark at you

from the top, and wake all the neighborhood with their clamor. I

have no doubt the oranges have a market price; but I have been

seeking the value the gardeners set on them themselves. As I walked

towards the heights, the other morning, and passed an orchard, the

gardener, who saw my ineffectual efforts, with a very long cane, to

reach the boughs of a tree, came down to me with a basketful he had

been picking. As an experiment on the price, I offered him a

two-centime piece, which is a sort of satire on the very name of

money,--when he desired me to help myself to as many oranges as I

liked. He was a fine-looking fellow, with a spick-span new red

Phrygian cap; and I had n't the heart to take advantage of his

generosity, especially as his oranges were not of the sweetest. One

ought never to abuse generosity.

Another experience was of a different sort, and illustrates the

Italian love of bargaining, and their notion of a sliding scale of

prices. One of our expeditions to the hills was one day making its

long, straggling way through the narrow street of a little village of

the Piano, when I lingered behind my companions, attracted by a

handcart with several large baskets of oranges. The cart stood

untended in the street; and selecting a large orange, which would

measure twelve inches in circumference, I turned to look for the

owner. After some time a fellow got from the open front of the

neighboring cobbler's shop, where he sat with his lazy cronies,

listening to the honest gossip of the follower of St. Crispin, and

sauntered towards me.

"How much for this?" I ask.

"One franc, signor," says the proprietor, with a polite bow, holding

up one finger.

I shake my head, and intimate that that is altogether too much, in

fact, preposterous.

The proprietor is very indifferent, and shrugs his shoulders in an

amiable manner. He picks up a fair, handsome orange, weighs it in

his hand, and holds it up temptingly. That also is one, franc.

I suggest one sou as a fair price, a suggestion which he only

receives with a smile of slight pity, and, I fancy, a little disdain.

A woman joins him, and also holds up this and that gold-skinned one

for my admiration.

As I stand, sorting over the fruit, trying to please myself with

size, color, and texture, a little crowd has gathered round; and I

see, by a glance, that all the occupations in that neighborhood,

including loafing, are temporarily suspended to witness the trade.

The interest of the circle visibly increases; and others take such a

part in the transaction that I begin to doubt if the first man is,

after all, the proprietor.

At length I select two oranges, and again demand the price. There is

a little consultation and jabber, when I am told that I can have both

for a franc. I, in turn, sigh, shrug my shoulders, and put down the

oranges, amid a chorus of exclamations over my graspingness. My

offer of two sous is met with ridicule, but not with indifference. I

can see that it has made a sensation. These simple, idle children of

the sun begin to show a little excitement. I at length determine

upon a bold stroke, and resolve to show myself the Napoleon of

oranges, or to meet my Waterloo. I pick out four of the largest

oranges in the basket, while all eyes are fixed on me intently, and,

for the first time, pull out a piece of money. It is a two-sous

piece. I offer it for the four oranges.

"No, no, no, no, signor! Ah, signor! ah, signor!" in a chorus from

the whole crowd.

I have struck bottom at last, and perhaps got somewhere near the

value; and all calmness is gone. Such protestations, such

indignation, such sorrow, I have never seen before from so small a

cause. It cannot be thought of; it is mere ruin! I am, in turn, as

firm, and nearly as excited in seeming. I hold up the fruit, and

tender the money.

"No, never, never! The signor cannot be in earnest."

Looking round me for a moment, and assuming a theatrical manner,

befitting the gestures of those about me, I fling the fruit down,

and, with a sublime renunciation, stalk away.

There is instantly a buzz and a hum that rises almost to a clamor. I

have not proceeded far, when a skinny old woman runs after me, and

begs me to return. I go back, and the crowd parts to receive me.

The proprietor has a new proposition, the effect of which upon me is

intently watched. He proposes to give me five big oranges for four

sous. I receive it with utter scorn, and a laugh of derision. I

will give two sous for the original four, and not a centesimo more.

That I solemnly say, and am ready to depart. Hesitation and renewed

conference; but at last the proprietor relents; and, with the look of

one who is ruined for life, and who yet is willing to sacrifice

himself, he hands me the oranges. Instantly the excitement is dead,

the crowd disperses, and the street is as quiet as ever; when I walk

away, bearing my hard-won treasures.

A little while after, as I sat upon the outer wall of the terrace of

the Camaldoli, with my feet hanging over, these same oranges were

taken from my pockets by Americans; so that I am prevented from

making any moral reflections upon the honesty of the Italians.

There is an immense garden of oranges and lemons at the village of

Massa, through which travelers are shown by a surly fellow, who keeps

watch of his trees, and has a bulldog lurking about for the unwary.

I hate to see a bulldog in a fruit orchard. I have eaten a good many

oranges there, and been astonished at the boughs of immense lemons

which bend the trees to the ground. I took occasion to measure one

of the lemons, called a citron-lemon, and found its circumference to

be twenty-one inches one way by fifteen inches the other,--about as

big as a railway conductor's lantern. These lemons are not so sour

as the fellow who shows them: he is a mercenary dog, and his prices

afford me no clew to the just value of oranges.

I like better to go to a little garden in the village of Meta, under

a sunny precipice of rocks overhung by the ruined convent of

Camaldoli. I turn up a narrow lane, and push open the wooden door in

the garden of a little villa. It is a pretty garden; and, besides

the orange and lemon-trees on the terrace, it has other fruit-trees,

and a scent of many flowers. My friend, the gardener, is sorting

oranges from one basket to another, on a green bank, and evidently

selling the fruit to some women, who are putting it into bags to

carry away.

When he sees me approach, there is always the same pantomime. I

propose to take some of the fruit he is sorting. With a knowing air,

and an appearance of great mystery, he raises his left hand, the palm

toward me, as one says hush. Having dispatched his business, he

takes an empty basket, and with another mysterious flourish, desiring

me to remain quiet, he goes to a storehouse in one corner of the

garden, and returns with a load of immense oranges, all soaked with

the sun, ripe and fragrant, and more tempting than lumps of gold. I

take one, and ask him if it is sweet. He shrugs his shoulders,

raises his hands, and, with a sidewise shake of the head, and a look

which says, How can you be so faithless? makes me ashamed of my

doubts.

I cut the thick skin, which easily falls apart and discloses the

luscious quarters, plump, juicy, and waiting to melt in the mouth. I

look for a moment at the rich pulp in its soft incasement, and then

try a delicious morsel. I nod. My gardener again shrugs his

shoulders, with a slight smile, as much as to say, It could not be

otherwise, and is evidently delighted to have me enjoy his fruit. I

fill capacious pockets with the choicest; and, if I have friends with

me, they do the same. I give our silent but most expressive

entertainer half a franc, never more; and he always seems surprised

at the size of the largesse. We exhaust his basket, and he proposes

to get more.

When I am alone, I stroll about under the heavily-laden trees, and

pick up the largest, where they lie thickly on the ground, liking to

hold them in my hand and feel the agreeable weight, even when I can

carry away no more. The gardener neither follows nor watches me; and

I think perhaps knows, and is not stingy about it, that more valuable

to me than the oranges I eat or take away are those on the trees

among the shining leaves. And perhaps he opines that I am from a

country of snow and ice, where the year has six hostile months, and

that I have not money enough to pay for the rich possession of the

eye, the picture of beauty, which I take with me.

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