CHAPTER XI

Acrobatic Preaching

If nine-tenths of you were as weak physically as you are spiritually,

you couldn't walk.--BILLY SUNDAY.

If, as has been often said, inspiration is chiefly perspiration, then

there is no doubting the inspiration of Rev. William A. Sunday, D.D.

Beyond question he is the most vigorous speaker on the public platform

today. One editor estimates that he travels a mile over his platform

in every sermon he delivers. There is no other man to liken him to:

only an athlete in the pink of condition could endure the gruelling

exertions to which he subjects himself every day of his campaigns. The

stranger who sees him for the first time is certain that he is on the

very edge of a complete collapse; but as that same remark has been made

for years past, it is to be hoped that the physical instrument may be

equal to its task for a long time to come.

People understand with their eyes as well as with their ears;

and Sunday preaches to both. The intensity of his physical

exertions--gestures is hardly an adequate word--certainly enhances the

effect of the preacher's earnestness. No actor on the dramatic stage

works so hard. Such passion as dominates Sunday cannot be simulated; it

is the soul pouring itself out through every pore of the body.

Some of the platform activities of Sunday make spectators gasp. He

races to and fro across the platform. Like a jack knife he fairly

doubles up in emphasis. One hand smites the other. His foot stamps

the floor as if to destroy it. Once I saw him bring his clenched fist

down so hard on the seat of a chair that I feared the blood would flow

and the bones be broken. No posture is too extreme for this restless

gymnast. Yet it all seems natural. Like his speech, it is an integral

part of the man. Every muscle of his body preaches in accord with his

voice.

Be it whispered, men like this unconventional sort of earnestness.

Whenever they are given a chance, most men are prone to break the

trammels of sober usage. I never yet have met a layman who has been

through a Billy Sunday campaign who had a single word of criticism of

the platform gymnastics of the evangelist. Their reasoning is something

like this: On the stage, where men undertake to represent a character

or a truth, they use all arts and spare themselves not at all. Why

should not a man go to greater lengths when dealing with living

realities of the utmost importance?

[Illustration: SUNDAY IS FOR AN INSTANT DOWN ON ALL FOURS.]

Sunday is a physical sermon. In a unique sense he glorifies God with

his body. Only a physique kept in tune by clean living and right usage

could respond to the terrific and unceasing demands which Sunday makes

upon it. When in a sermon he alludes to the man who acts no better than

a four-footed brute, Sunday is for an instant down on all fours on

the platform and you see that brute. As he pictures a man praying he

sinks to his knees for a single moment. When he talks of the death-bed

penitent as a man waiting to be pumped full of embalming fluid, he

cannot help going through the motions of pumping in the fluid. He

remarks that death-bed repentance is "burning the candle of life in the

service of the devil, and then blowing the smoke in God's face"--and

the last phrase is accompanied by "pfouff!" In a dramatic description

of the marathon he pictures the athlete falling prostrate at the goal

and--thud!--there lies the evangelist prone on the platform. Only

a skilled baseball player, with a long drill in sliding to bases,

could thus fling himself to the floor without serious injury. On many

occasions he strips off his coat and talks in his shirt sleeves. It

seems impossible for him to stand up behind the pulpit and talk only

with his mouth.

The fact is, Sunday is a born actor. He knows how to portray truth by a

vocal personality. When he describes the traveler playing with a pearl

at sea, he tosses an imaginary gem into the air so that the spectators

hold their breath lest the ship should lurch and the jewel be lost.

Words without gesture could never attain this triumph of oratory.

A hint of Sunday's state of mind which drives him to such earnestness

and intensity in labor is found in quotations like the following:

"You will agree with me, in closing, that I'm not a crank; at least I

try not to be. I have not preached about my first, second, third or

hundredth blessing. I have not talked about baptism or immersion. I

told you that while I was here my creed would be: 'With Christ you are

saved; without him you are lost.' Are you saved? Are you lost? Going to

heaven? Going to hell? I have tried to build every sermon right around

those questions; and also to steer clear of anything else, but I want

to say to you in closing, that it is the inspiration of my life, the

secret of my earnestness. I never preach a sermon but that I think it

may be the last one some fellow will hear or the last I shall ever be

privileged to preach. It is an inspiration to me that some day He will

come.

"'It may be at morn, when the day is awaking,

When darkness through sunlight and shadow is breaking,

That Jesus will come, in the fullness of glory,

To receive from the world his own.

"'Oh joy, Oh delight, to go without dying,

No sickness, no sadness, no sorrow, no crying!

Caught up with the Lord in the clouds of glory

When he comes to receive from the world his own.'"

[Illustration: A CARICATURE OF BILLY SUNDAY'S EMPHATIC WAY OF

PREACHING.]

"Go straight on and break the lion's neck and turn it into a beehive,

out of which you will some day take the best and sweetest honey ever

tasted, for the flavor of a dead lion in the honey beats that of clover

and buckwheat all to pieces. Be a man, therefore, by going straight on

to breathe the air that has in it the smoke of battle.

"Don't spend much time in looking for an easy chair, with a soft

cushion on it, if you would write your name high in the hall of fame

where the names of real men are found. The man who is willing to be

carried over all rough places might as well have wooden legs. 'He is

not worthy of the honeycomb who shuns the hive because the bees have

stings.' The true value of life lies in the preciousness of striving.

No tears are ever shed for the chick that dies in its shell.

"'Did you tackle the trouble that came your way

With a resolute heart and cheerful?

Or hide your face from the light of day

With a craven soul and fearful?

Oh, a trouble is a ton, or a trouble is an ounce,

Or a trouble is what you make it,

And it isn't the fact that you're hurt that counts--

But only--How did you take it?'"

"This poem is by Paul Lawrence Dunbar, the negro poet:

"'The Lord had a job for me, but I had so much to do,

I said: "You get somebody else--or, wait till I get through.

I don't know how the Lord came out, but he seemed to get along--

But I felt kinda sneakin' like, 'cause I know'd I done him wrong--

One day I needed the Lord, needed him myself--needed him right

away--

And he never answered me at all, but I could hear him say--

Down in my accusin' heart--"Nigger, I'se got too much to do,

You get somebody else, or wait till I get through."

Now when the Lord he have a job for me, I never tries to shirk;

I drops what I have on hand and does the good Lord's work;

And my affairs can run along, or wait till I get through,

Nobody else can do the job that God's marked out for you.'"

"I will tell you many young people are good in the beginning, but they

are like the fellow that was killed by falling off a skyscraper--they

stop too quick. They go one day like a six-cylinder automobile with

her carbureters working; the next day they stroll along like a fellow

walking through a graveyard reading the epitaphs on the tombstones. It

is the false ideals that strew the shores with wrecks, eagerness to

achieve success in realms we can not reach that breeds half the ills

that curse today. One hundred years from tonight what difference will

it make whether you are rich or poor; whether learned or illiterate.

"'It matters little where I was born,

Whether my parents were rich or poor;

Whether they shrunk from the cold world's scorn,

Or lived in pride of wealth secure.

But whether I live an honest man,

And hold my integrity firm in my clutch;

I tell you--my neighbor--as plain as I can,

That matters much.'

"The engineer is bigger than the locomotive, because he runs it.

"Do your best and you will never wear out shoe leather looking for

a job. Do your best, and you will never become blind reading 'Help

Wanted' ads in a newspaper. Be like the fellow that went to college and

tacked the letter V up over his door in his room. He was asked what

that stood for, and he said valedictorian, and he went out carrying the

valedictory with him.

"'If I were a cobbler, best of all cobblers I would be.

If I were a tinker, no tinker beside should mend an old tea

kettle for me.'"

In dealing with the unreality of many preachers, Sunday pictures a

minister as going to the store to buy groceries for his wife, but using

his pulpit manner, his pulpit tone of voice and his pulpit phraseology.

This is so true to life that it convulses every congregation that hears

it. In these few minutes of mimicry the evangelist does more to argue

for reality and genuineness and unprofessionalism on the part of the

clergy than could be accomplished by an hour's lecture.

Another of his famous passages is his portrayal of the society woman

nursing a pug dog. You see the woman and you see the dog, and you love

neither one. Likewise, Sunday mimics the skin-flint hypocrite in a way

to make the man represented loathe himself.

This suggests a second fact about Sunday's preaching. He often makes

people laugh, but rarely makes them cry. His sense of humor is stronger

than his sense of pathos. Now tears and hysterics are supposed to be

part of the stock in trade of the professional evangelist. Not so with

Sunday. He makes sin absurd and foolish as well as wicked; and he

makes the sinner ashamed of himself. He has recovered for the Church

the use of that powerful weapon, the barb of ridicule. There are more

instruments of warfare in the gospel armory than the average preacher

commonly uses. Sunday endeavors to employ them all, and his favorites

seem to be humor, satire and scorn.

As a physical performance the preaching to crowds of from ten to

twenty-five thousand persons every day is phenomenal. Sunday has not a

beautiful voice like many great orators. It is husky and seems strained

and yet it is able to penetrate every corner of his great tabernacles.

Nor is he possessed of the oratorical manner, "the grand air" of the

rhetorician. Mostly he is direct, informal and colloquial in his

utterances. But he is so dead in earnest that after every address he

must make an entire change of raiment--and, like most baseball players,

and members of the sporting fraternities, he is fond of good clothes,

even to the point of foppishness. He carries about a dozen different

suits with him and I question whether there is a single Prince Albert

or "preacher's coat" in the whole outfit.

A very human figure is Billy Sunday on the platform. During the

preliminaries he enjoys the music, the responses of the delegations,

and any of the informalities that are common accessories of his

meetings. When he begins to speak he is an autocrat and will brook no

disturbance. He is less concerned about hurting the feelings of some

fidgety, restless usher or auditor than he is about the comfort of the

great congregation and its opportunity to hear his message.

Any notion that Sunday loves the limelight is wide of the mark. The

fact is, he shuns the public gaze. It really makes him nervous to be

pointed out and stared at. That is one reason why he does not go to a

hotel, but hires a furnished house for himself and his associates. Here

they "camp out" for the period of the campaign, and enjoy something

like the family life of every-day American folk. Their hospitable table

puts on no more frills than that of the ordinary home. The same cook

has accompanied the party for months; and when a family's religion so

commends itself to the cook, it is likely to grade "A No. 1 Hard," like

Minnesota wheat.

"Ma," as the whole party call Mrs. Sunday, is responsible for the

home, as well as for many meetings. Primarily, though, she looks

after "Daddy." Sunday is the type of man who is quite helpless with

respect to a dozen matters which a watchful wife attends to. He needs

considerable looking after, and all his friends, from the newspaper men

to the policeman on duty at the house, conspire to take care of him.

The Pittsburgh authorities assigned a couple of plain clothes men

to safeguard Sunday; of course he "got them" early, as he gets most

everybody he comes into touch with. So these men took care of Sunday as

if he were the famous "millionaire baby" of Washington and Newport. Not

a sense of official duty, but affectionate personal solicitude animated

those two men who rode in the automobile with us from the house to the

Tabernacle.

This sort of thing is one of the most illuminating phases of the

Sunday campaign. Those who come closest to the man believe most in

his religion. As one of the newspaper men covering the meetings said

to me, "The newspaper boys have all 'hit the trail.'" Then he proved

his religion by offering to do the most fraternal services for me.

From Mrs. Sunday, though, I learned that there was one bright reporter

who had worked on aspects of the revival who had not gone forward. He

avoided the meetings, and evaded the personal interviews of the Sunday

party. The evangelist's wife was as solicitous over that one young

man's spiritual welfare as if he had been one of her own four children.

Ten of the policemen stationed at the Tabernacle went forward the night

before I arrived in Pittsburgh. I was told that twenty others were

waiting to "hit the trail" in a group, taking their families with them.

The personal side of Sunday is wholesome and satisfactory. He is a

simple, modest chap, marked by the ways of the Middle West. Between

meetings he goes to bed, and there friends sometimes visit him. Met

thus intimately, behind the scenes, one would expect from him an

unrestrained display of personality, even a measure of egotism. Surely,

it is sometimes to be permitted a man to recount his achievements.

Never a boast did I hear from Sunday. Instead, he seemed absurdly

self-distrustful. These are his times for gathering, and he wanted me

to tell him about Bible lands!

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