CLOTTED BOSH.

"A heterogeneous mass of clotted bosh."

--Thomas Carlyle.

The death of Tennyson has called forth a vast deal of nonsense. Much

of it is even insincere. The pulpits have spouted cataracts of

sentimentality. Some of them have emitted quantities of sheer drivel. A

stranger would think we had lost our only poet, and well-nigh our only

teacher; whereas, if the truth must be told, we have lost one who was

occasionally a great poet, but for the most part a miraculous artist

in words. No man in his senses--certainly no man with a spark of

judgment--could call Tennyson a profound thinker. Mainly he gave

exquisite expression to ideas that floated around him. Nor did he

possess a high degree of the creative faculty, such as Shakespeare

possessed in inexhaustible abundance. Surely it is possible to admire

our dead poet's genius without telling lies over his grave.

Among the pulpit utterances on Tennyson we note the Rev. Hugh Price

Hughes's as perhaps the very perfection of slobbery incapacity. He

appears to be delivering a course of addresses on the poet. The first of

these escaped our attention; the second is before us in the supplement

to last week's _Methodist Times_. We have read it with great attention

and without the slightest profit. Not a sentence or a phrase in it rises

above commonplace. That a crowd of people should listen to such stuff

on a Sunday afternoon, when they might be taking a walk or enjoying a

snooze, is a striking evidence of the degeneration of the human mind, at

least in the circles of Methodism.

Mr. Hughes praises Tennyson for "conscientiousness in the use and

choice of words." He should have said "the choice and use of words," for

_choice_ must precede _use_ to be of any service. Mr. Hughes says it is

of great importance that we should all be as conscientious as Tennyson.

He might as well say it is of great importance that we should all be as

strong as Sandow.

Let us take a few examples of _Mr. Hughes's_ "conscientiousness."

He talks of "shining features" which "lie upon the very surface" of

Tennyson's poems. Now features seldom shine, they do not lie, and

they must be (not _upon_, but) _at_ the surface. Six lines further the

shining features change into "shining qualities," as though _features_

and _qualities_ were synonyms. Mr. Hughes speaks, in the style of

a penny-a-liner, of Tennyson's "amazing and unparalleled popular

influence." Will he tell us if anything could amaze us _without_ being

unparalleled? He remarks that Tennyson was "not merely and mainly a poet

of the educated classes." He should have said "merely _or_ mainly." He

enjoins upon us to "define our terms" and "know the exact meanings

of the terms we use"--which is absolute tautology. He says of

flirtation--on which he seems an authority--that "I greatly fear, and am

morally certain" it is as much perpetrated by men as by women. But if

he fears he cannot be certain, and if he is certain he cannot fear. He

calls duelling a form of "insanity and barbarism." But while it may be

one or the other, it cannot be both at once. The disjunctive, therefore,

not the copulative, is the proper conjunction. Mr. Hughes misspells the

name of Spenser, translates _mariage de convenance_ as a marriage

of convenience, and inserts one of his own inventions in a line of

_Locksley Hall_, which runs thus in the Hughes edition of Tennyson--

Puppet to a father's threat and servile to a mother's shrewish tongue.

"Mother's" spoils the line. It is not Tennyson's. Mr. Hughes may claim

it--"an ill-favored thing, sir, but mine own." It does equal credit to

his "conscientiousness" and his ears.

Mr. Hughes's style as a critic does not rise to the level of an active

contempt. Let us look at his matter and see if it shows any superiority.

"Yet although," Mr. Hughes says, with characteristic elegance--"yet

although he wrote so much, Tennyson never wrote a single line that would

bring a painful or anxious blush to the cheek of the most innocent or

sensitive maiden." What a curious antithesis! Why should a man write

impurely for writing much? And is _this_ the supreme virtue of a great

poet? It might be predicated of Martin Tupper. Milton, on the other

hand, must have made many a maiden rosy by his description of Eve's

naked loveliness--to say nothing of the scene after the Fall; while

Shakespeare must have turned many a maiden cheek scarlet, though we

do not believe he ever did the maiden any harm. Tennyson was not as

free-spoken as some poets--greater poets than himself. But what does Mr.

Hughes mean by his "Christ-like purity"? Is there a reference here to

the twelfth verse of the nineteenth chapter of Matthew?

Purity, if properly understood, is undoubtedly a virtue. Mr. Hughes

forgets, however, that his eulogy on Tennyson in this respect is a slur

upon the Bible. There are things in the Old Testament--not to mention

the New Testament--calculated to make "the most innocent or sensitive

maiden" vomit; things that might abash a prostitute and make a satyr

squeamish. We suggest, therefore, that Mr. Hughes should cease canting

about "purity" while he helps to thrust the Bible into the hands of

little children.

The reward of Tennyson's purity, according to Mr. Hughes, was that

"he was able to understand women." "The English race," exclaims the

eulogist, "has never contemplated a nobler or more inspiring womanhood

than that which glows on every page of Tennyson." This is the hectic

exaggeration in which Mr. Hughes habitually indulges. Tennyson never

drew a live woman. Maud is a lay figure, and the heroine of "The

Princess" is purely fantastic. George Meredith beats the late Laureate

hollow in this respect. He is second only to Shakespeare, who here, as

elsewhere, maintains his supremacy.

Mr. Hughes's remarks on _Locksley Hall_ are, to use his own expression,

amazing. "How terribly," he says, "does he [Tennyson] paint the swift

degeneration of the faithless Amy." Mr. Hughes forgets--or _does_ he

forget?--that in the sequel to this poem, entitled _Sixty Years After_,

Tennyson unsays all the high-pitched dispraise of Amy and her squire.

_Locksley Hall_ is a piece of splendid versification, but the hero is a

prig, which is a shade worse than a Philistine. Young fellows mouth the

poem rapturously; their elders smile at the disguises of egotism.

Loveless marriage was reprobated by Tennyson, and Mr. Hughes goes into

ecstacies over the tremendous fact. Like the Psalmist, he is in haste;

he cannot point to a poet who ever hinted the dethronement of love.

A choice Hughesean sentence occurs in this connexion. "I very much

regret," the preacher says, "that Maud's lover was such a conventional

idiot that he should have been guilty of the supreme folly of

challenging her brother to a duel." Shade of Lindley Murrey, what a

sentence! A boy who wrote thus would deserve whipping. And what right,

we ask, has a Christian minister to rail at duelling? It was unknown to

Greek or Roman society. Indeed, it is merely a form of the Ordeal, which

was upheld by Christianity. The duel was originally a direct and solemn

appeal to Providence. Only a sceptic has the right to call it a folly.

Enough of Mr. Hughes as a stylist, a critic, and teacher. What he really

shines in is invention.

His story of the converted Atheist shoemaker displays a faculty which

has no scope in a sermon on Tennyson.

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