LXXXVI

THERE was on guard at the gate of Prato a certain Lombard captain; he

was a truculent and stalwart fellow, of incredibly coarse speech, whose

presumption matched his utter ignorance. This man began at once to ask

me what I was about there. I politely exhibited my drawings, and took

infinite pains to make him understand my purpose. The rude brute kept

rolling his head, and turning first to one side and then to the other,

shifting himself upon his legs, and twirling his enormous moustachios;

then he drew his cap down over his eyes and roared out: “Zounds! deuce

take it! I can make nothing of this rigmarole.” At last the animal

became so tiresome that I said: “Leave it then to me, who do understand

it,” and turned my shoulders to go about my business. At this he began

to threaten me with his head, and, setting his left hand on the pommel

of his sword, tilted the point up, and exclaimed: “Hullo, my master! you

want perhaps to make me cross blades with you?” I faced round in great

fury, for the man had stirred my blood, and cried out: “It would be less

trouble to run you through the body than to build the bastion of this

gate.” In an instant we both set hands to our swords, without quite

drawing; for a number of honest folk, citizens of Florence, and others

of them courtiers, came running up. The greater part of them rated the

captain, telling him that he was in the wrong, that I was a man to give

him back as good as I got, and that if this came to the Duke’s ears, it

would be the worse for him. Accordingly he went off on his own business,

and I began with my bastion.

After setting things in order there, I proceeded to the other little

gate of Arno, where I found a captain from Cesena, the most polite,

well-mannered man I ever knew in that profession. He had the air of a

gentle young lady, but at need he could prove himself one of the boldest

and bloodiest fighters in the world. This agreeable gentleman observed

me so attentively that he made me bashful and self-conscious; and seeing

that he wanted to understand what I was doing, I courteously explained

my plans. Suffice it to say, that we vied with each other in civilities,

which made me do far better with this bastion than with the other.

I had nearly finished the two bastions when an inroad of Piero Strozzi’s

people struck such terror into the countryfolk of Prato that they began

to leave it in a body, and all their carts, laden with the household

goods of each family, came crowding into the city. The number of them

was so enormous, cart jostling with cart, and the confusion was so

great, that I told the guards to look out lest the same misadventure

should happen at this gate as had occurred at the gates of Turin; for if

we had once cause to lower the portcullis, it would not be able to

perform its functions, but must inevitably stick suspended upon one of

the waggons. When that big brute of a captain heard these words, he

replied with insults, and I retorted in the same tone. We were on the

point of coming to a far worse quarrel than before. However, the folk

kept us asunder; and when I had finished my bastions, I touched some

score of crowns, which I had not expected, and which were uncommonly

welcome. So I returned with a blithe heart to finish my Perseus.

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