Joyously I rushed to respond:--

DEAR PETHERTON,--Your letters, on the contrary, are a positive delight

to me. One of the reasons why I should not like to interfere is the

feeling that it might put an end to our correspondence.

Personally I cannot visualize the spectacle of similar familiarity

between any of the major members of our respective households.

I myself passed your man this evening as I was on my way to the

Vicarage, and at the moment he was in mild dalliance with our

housemaid. I say mild because they were only arm-in-arm. On my return

about an hour later I passed George again, and it is true that this

time he was with our parlour-maid, and had his arm round her waist as

you describe.

There is no doubt that the young man has a penchant for my staff, but

so far no Government secrets have reached my ears, and no details of

your personal doings, past, present or future.

"Carry on" is the motto of the day, so why not let well alone? Were

you never a young man?

Ever yours,

HARRY FORDYCE.

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