I should worry, I should care
I should marry a millionaire.
If he should die, I should cry,
I should marry my regular guy.
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A little song entitled,
“OIL BY MYSELF”
By John D.
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She’s a wonderful girl. She can keep a secret in four different languages.
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There is no difference between me and the prohibition agent. We’re both
after the same thing.
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The moral of a dog’s tail is that it invariably points to the past.
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