Paddy Ryan in Ireland inherited a pile of money and decided to tour
France. He hired a guide who steered him up a mountain. After a full
day’s climb they reached the summit.
“See ze beautiful valley,” said the guide to Paddy, pointing below.
“Sure,” stormed the Irishman, “if it’s so dom beautiful in the valley
what the divil for did you bring me ’way up here?”
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