A LITTLE SHY OR GRAMMAR.

When Mr. Lincoln had prepared his brief letter accepting the

Presidential nomination he took it to Dr. Newton Bateman, the State

Superintendent of Education.

“Mr. Schoolmaster,” he said, “here is my letter of acceptance. I am

not very strong on grammar and I wish you to see if it is all right. I

wouldn’t like to have any mistakes in it.”.

The doctor took the letter and after reading it, said:

“There is only one change I should suggest, Mr. Lincoln, you have

written ‘It shall be my care to not violate or disregard it in any

part,’ you should have written ‘not to violate.’ Never split an

infinitive, is the rule.”

Mr. Lincoln took the manuscript, regarding it a moment with a puzzled

air, “So you think I better put those two little fellows end to end, do

you?” he said as he made the change.

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