HURT HIS LEGS LESS.

Lincoln was one of the attorneys in a case of considerable importance,

court being held in a very small and dilapidated schoolhouse out in the

country; Lincoln was compelled to stoop very much in order to enter

the door, and the seats were so low that he doubled up his legs like a

jackknife.

Lincoln was obliged to sit upon a school bench, and just in front of him

was another, making the distance between him and the seat in front of

him very narrow and uncomfortable.

His position was almost unbearable, and in order to carry out his

preference which he secured as often as possible, and that was “to sit

as near to the jury as convenient,” he took advantage of his discomfort

and finally said to the Judge on the “bench”:

“Your Honor, with your permission, I’ll sit up nearer to the gentlemen

of the jury, for it hurts my legs less to rub my calves against the

bench than it does to skin my shins.”

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