HE “SKEWED” THE LINE.

When a surveyor, Mr. Lincoln first platted the town of Petersburg, Ill.

Some twenty or thirty years afterward the property-owners along one

of the outlying streets had trouble in fixing their boundaries. They

consulted the official plat and got no relief. A committee was sent

to Springfield to consult the distinguished surveyor, but he failed to

recall anything that would give them aid, and could only refer them to

the record. The dispute therefore went into the courts. While the trial

was pending, an old Irishman named McGuire, who had worked for some

farmer during the summer, returned to town for the winter. The case

being mentioned in his presence, he promptly said: “I can tell you all

about it. I helped carry the chain when Abe Lincoln laid out this

town. Over there where they are quarreling about the lines, when he was

locating the street, he straightened up from his instrument and said:

‘If I run that street right through, it will cut three or four feet off

the end of ----‘s house. It’s all he’s got in the world and he never

could get another. I reckon it won’t hurt anything out here if I skew

the line a little and miss him.”’

The line was “skewed,” and hence the trouble, and more testimony

furnished as to Lincoln’s abounding kindness of heart, that would not

willingly harm any human being.

“WHEREAS,” HE STOLE NOTHING.

One of the most celebrated courts-martial during the War was that

of Franklin W. Smith and his brother, charged with defrauding the

government. These men bore a high character for integrity. At this time,

however, courts-martial were seldom invoked for any other purpose than

to convict the accused, and the Smiths shared the usual fate of persons

whose cases were submitted to such arbitrament. They were kept in

prison, their papers seized, their business destroyed, and their

reputations ruined, all of which was followed by a conviction.

The finding of the court was submitted to the President, who, after a

careful investigation, disapproved the judgment, and wrote the following

endorsement upon the papers:

“Whereas, Franklin W. Smith had transactions with the Navy Department to

the amount of a million and a quarter of dollars; and:

“Whereas, he had a chance to steal at least a quarter of a million

and was only charged with stealing twenty-two hundred dollars, and the

question now is about his stealing one hundred, I don’t believe he stole

anything at all.

“Therefore, the record and the findings are disapproved, declared null

and void, and the defendants are fully discharged.”

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