NO POSTMASTERS IN HIS POCKET.

In the “Diary of a Public Man” appears this jocose anecdote:

“Mr. Lincoln walked into the corridor with us; and, as he bade us

good-by and thanked Blank for what he had told him, he again brightened

up for a moment and asked him in an abrupt kind of way, laying his hand

as he spoke with a queer but not uncivil familiarity on his shoulder,

‘You haven’t such a thing as a postmaster in your pocket, have you?’

“Blank stared at him in astonishment, and I thought a little in alarm, as

if he suspected a sudden attack of insanity; then Mr. Lincoln went on:

‘You see it seems to me kind of unnatural that you shouldn’t have at

least a postmaster in your pocket. Everybody I’ve seen for days past has

had foreign ministers and collectors, and all kinds, and I thought you

couldn’t have got in here without having at least a postmaster get into

your pocket!’”

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