IT DEPENDED UPON HIS CONDITION.

The President had made arrangements to visit New York, and was told that

President Garrett, of the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, would be glad to

furnish a special train.

“I don’t doubt it a bit,” remarked the President, “for I know Mr.

Garrett, and like him very well, and if I believed--which I don’t, by

any means--all the things some people say about his ‘secesh’ principles,

he might say to you as was said by the Superintendent of a certain

railroad to a son of one my predecessors in office. Some two years after

the death of President Harrison, the son of his successor in this office

wanted to take his father on an excursion somewhere or other, and went

to the Superintendent’s office to order a special train.

“This Superintendent was a Whig of the most uncompromising sort, who

hated a Democrat more than all other things on the earth, and promptly

refused the young man’s request, his language being to the effect

that this particular railroad was not running special trains for the

accommodation of Presidents of the United States just at that season.

“The son of the President was much surprised and exceedingly annoyed.

‘Why,’ he said, ‘you have run special Presidential trains, and I know

it. Didn’t you furnish a special train for the funeral of President

Harrison?’

“‘Certainly we did,’ calmly replied the Superintendent, with no

relaxation of his features, ‘and if you will only bring your father here

in the same shape as General Harrison was, you shall have the best train

on the road.”’

When the laughter had subsided, the President said: “I shall take

pleasure in accepting Mr. Garrett’s offer, as I have no doubts whatever

as to his loyalty to the United States government or his respect for the

occupant of the Presidential office.”

“GOT DOWN TO THE RAISINS.”

A. B. Chandler, chief of the telegraph office at the War Department,

occupied three rooms, one of which was called “the President’s room,”

so much of his time did Mr. Lincoln spend there. Here he would read

over the telegrams received for the several heads of departments. Three

copies of all messages received were made--one for the President, one

for the War Department records and one for Secretary Stanton.

Mr. Chandler told a story as to the manner in which the President read

the despatches:

“President Lincoln’s copies were kept in what we called the ‘President’s

drawer’ of the ‘cipher desk.’ He would come in at any time of the night

or day, and go at once to this drawer, and take out a file of telegrams,

and begin at the top to read them. His position in running over these

telegrams was sometimes very curious.

“He had a habit of sitting frequently on the edge of his chair, with his

right knee dragged down to the floor. I remember a curious expression

of his when he got to the bottom of the new telegrams and began on those

that he had read before. It was, ‘Well, I guess I have got down to the

raisins.’

“The first two or three times he said this he made no explanation, and I

did not ask one. But one day, after he had made the remark, he looked up

under his eyebrows at me with a funny twinkle in his eyes, and said: ‘I

used to know a little girl out West who sometimes was inclined to eat

too much. One day she ate a good many more raisins than she ought to,

and followed them up with a quantity of other goodies. They made her

very sick. After a time the raisins began to come.

“She gasped and looked at her mother and said: ‘Well, I will be better

now I guess, for I have got down to the raisins.’”

“HONEST ABE” SWALLOWS HIS ENEMIES.

“‘Honest Abe’ Taking Them on the Half-Shell” was one of the cartoons

published in 1860 by one of the illustrated periodicals. As may be

seen, it represents Lincoln in a “Political Oyster House,” preparing to

swallow two of his Democratic opponents for the Presidency--Douglas

and Breckinridge. He performed the feat at the November election.

The Democratic party was hopelessly split in 1860 The Northern wing

nominated Stephen A. Douglas, of Illinois, as their candidate,

the Southern wing naming John C. Breckinridge, of Kentucky; the

Constitutional Unionists (the old American of Know-Nothing party) placed

John Bell, of Tennessee, in the field, and against these was put Abraham

Lincoln, who received the support of the Abolitionists.

Lincoln made short work of his antagonists when the election came

around. He received a large majority in the Electoral College, while

nearly every Northern State voted majorities for him at the polls.

Douglas had but twelve votes in the Electoral College, while Bell had

thirty-nine. The votes of the Southern States, then preparing to secede,

were, for the most part, thrown for Breckinridge. The popular vote was:

Lincoln, 1,857,610; Douglas, 1,365,976; Breckinridge, 847,953; Bell,

590,631; total vote, 4,662,170. In the Electoral College Lincoln

received 180; Douglas, 12; Breckinridge, 72; Bell, 39; Lincoln’s

majority over all, 57.

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