A FEW HARMLESS GERMS.

How the rest of the world does hate the people who have a good time.

A Miss is as good as a mile of Misses--if you love the girl.

The horseshoe is always lucky--when the horse wins.

A hard worker will never be arrested for killing time.

One half the world doesn't know why the other half doesn't get off the

earth.

Be good and you'll be happy, but you won't get your name in the papers

so often.

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