WISDOM IS AS WISDOM DOES.

All is not cold that shivers.

Success never shakes hands with a lazy man.

An American husband in the hand is worth two foreign Dukes in the

divorce court.

The most successful politician is the one who knows how to finance his

brains.

Before marriage a woman is an angel; after marriage she is still an

angel, but her husband is now from Missouri, and she has to show him.

If it were impossible to speak anything but truth in this world how many

times a day would we be insulted.

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