I went to the opera last night and enjoyed it unspeakably.

I noticed that most of the ladies in the boxes enjoyed it also, but not

unspeakably.

The ladies, Heaven bless them! seemed to be suffering from that operatic

disease which is called nervous conversation.

This is a disease which attacks the vocal chords just as soon as the

curtain rises and causes the voice to fall out.

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