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An Invidious Distinction.
"An Opening offers for a GENTLEMAN or Public School man...."
_Advt. in "The Times."_
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"At moderate expenditure he has increased the stock-carrying
capacity of his holding many times over, and can now fatten both
cattle and sheep, where formerly either had only a bear
subsistence."--_Times._
To the question, "What do bears subsist on?" we believe the answer to
be, "Honey and American trappers."
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Where to wear your Hat.
"The Misses Buckley (Llandaff) were dressed--the one in a cerise
coat and skirt, relieved at the waist with a black patent band and
hat to correspond...."--_South Wales Daily News._
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Illustration: _Police Sergeant (having swallowed with gurgling sounds
and smacking of lips a pint of beer given him by publican at his back
door after hours) to intruding Constable._ "WHAT HAVE _YOU_ COME ROUND
HERE FOR?"
_Police Constable._ "I HEARD AN UNUSUAL SOUND, SIR."
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