"Aunt Phemie" in _The Globe_:--
"A hen is a bird and not an animal."
This official statement will come as a great surprise to all our
feathered friends.
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"He no longer on his return would proclaim to his brother that he
had beaten old Major Waggett (his especial foe) by two up and three
to play."--_Methuen's Annual._
And why not? Because his brother had just bought a shilling book called
"Golf for the Beginner." However, he could still tell his Aunt Lavinia,
who knew no better.
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Illustration: FOR FRIENDSHIP AND HONOUR.
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