CHAPTER III

The Islington Jersey Dairy, Messrs. Cooper and Blackwood, started

business with a retail office in College Street, a number of milk

carts bearing our names in black lettering upon a yellow background,

and the supply farm at Islington, a lovely little hamlet on the shores

of Lake Ontario, some six miles west of the city. We sold rich Jersey

milk, we sold eggs and butter too. I gave picnics at our pretty little

farm for customers I knew socially. The upper floors of the building

in College Street we furnished, letting bedrooms at a dollar a week

to young Englishmen, clerks in offices, and others. I engaged an old,

motherly Englishwoman, Mrs. ’Iggins, with a face like a rosy apple,

to “do” for us--she made the beds and cooked the breakfast--while her

pretty daughter, in cap and apron, was our dairymaid. The plan did not

work smoothly--the dairymaid was too pretty, perhaps; Mrs. Higgins too

voluble. Complaints came from all sides; the lodgers, wildish young

fellows in a free and easy country, made more promises than payments.

One wanted a stove, another a carpet in his bedroom, another complained

about his bed. I had my first experience of drink and immorality

going on under my very eyes.... Trouble--though mercifully of another

kind--spread then to the customers. The milk began to go sour; it was

too rich; it wouldn’t keep; the telephone rang all day long. Cooper,

an experienced dairy-farmer, was at his wits’ end; every device for

scouring the bottles, for cooling the milk before bringing it twice

a day to the city, failed. At dinner parties my hostess would draw

me tactfully aside. “The milk, I’m afraid, Mr. Blackwood,” she would

murmur softly, “was sour again this morning. Will you speak about it?”

I spoke about it--daily--but Alfred Cooper’s only comment was, “Say,

have you got a bit more capital? That’s what we really want.”

That sour milk became a veritable nightmare that never left me. I had

enough of milk. Yet, later in life, I found myself “in milk” again,

but that time it was dried milk, a profitable business to the owners,

though it brought me nothing. I worked six years at it for a bare

living wage. But, at any rate, it couldn’t turn sour. It was a powder.

Alfred Cooper was a delightful fellow. I think some detail of how our

partnership came to be may bear the telling. It points a moral if it

does not adorn a tale. It may, again, prove useful to other young

Englishmen in Canada similarly waiting with money to invest; but on the

other hand it may not, since there can be few, I imagine, as green as

I was then, owing to a strange upbringing, or as ignorant of even the

simplest worldly practices. Of the evangelical training responsible for

this criminal ignorance I will speak later.

Cooper, then, was a delightful fellow, fitting my ideal of a type I

had read about--the fearless, iron-muscled colonial white man who

fought Indians. The way we met was quite simply calculated--by a clerk

in the bank where my English allowance of £100 a year was paid by my

father. The clerk and I made friends--naturally; and one day--also

naturally--he suggested a Sunday walk to Islington, some six miles

down the lake shore. We could get tea at a farm he knew. We did. The

praises of the Cooper family, who owned it, had already been sung. I

was enchanted. So, doubtless, was the clerk.

The farm was a small one--perhaps eight acres; and Cooper lived on it

in poverty with his aged mother and unmarried sister. It was charmingly

situated, the fields running down to the water, pine copses dotting

the meadows to the north, and the little village church standing at

one corner near the road. Mrs. Cooper, in cap and apron, dropping

every “h” that came her way, described to me how she and her husband

had emigrated from England sixty years before, in the days of sailing

ships. Her husband’s grave in the churchyard we could see from

the window while we sat at tea--an unusually sumptuous tea for a

farmhouse--and it was evident that she was more alive to the memories

of half a century ago in the “old country,” than to the plans of her

ambitious son in the new colony.

The son came to tea too, but a little late, having obviously brushed

himself up a bit for his visitor from England. He was about forty

years of age, tall, well-built, keen-faced, with steel-blue eyes and

a hatchet nose, and his body was just that combination of leanness,

strength and nervous alertness which made one think of a wolf. He

was extremely polite, not to say flattering, to me. I thought him

delightful, his idyllic farm still more delightful; he was so eager,

vigorous and hardy, a typical pioneer, slaving from dawn to sunset to

win a living from the soil in order to support the family. I trusted

him, admired him immensely. Having been duly prepared for the picture

on our walk out, I was not disappointed. He spoke very frankly of the

desperate work he and his sister were forced to do; also of what he

might do, and what could be made of the farm, if only he had a little

capital. I liked him; he liked me; the clerk liked us both.

He showed me round the farm after tea, and his few Jersey cows came up

and nosed his hand. The elderly sister, a weaker repetition of himself,

joined us. She, too, slaved from morning till night. The old mother,

diminutive, quiet, brave, devoted to her children yet with her heart in

the old country she would never see again, completed a charming picture

in my mind. I was invited to come again.

Another picture, still more alluring, was set before me during the walk

back, the picture of what a “little capital” could do with that tiny

farm. The dairy business that could be worked up made me feel a rich

man before the Toronto spires became visible. The desire to put capital

into the Islington Jersey Dairy became the one hope of my life. Would

Cooper agree? Would he accept me as a partner? The suggestion came

from myself. The clerk, of course, had never dreamed of such a thing.

They _might_ welcome me, the clerk thought. Very kindly, he said he

would sound Cooper about it and let me know....

The scheme seemed such a perfect solution of my problem of earning a

living, that I was afraid up to the last moment something must happen

to prevent it. Cooper would die, or change his mind, or one of my

influential business friends would warn me not to do it. I was so

jealous of interference that I sought no advice. Without so much as a

scratch of the pen between us the enterprise started. So heartily did

I like and trust my partner that when, later, wiser friends inquired

about my contract with him, it infuriated me. “Contract! A contract

with Alfred Cooper!”

We did a roaring trade at first. Our Jersey milk was beyond all

question the best in the town. It was honest, unwatered milk, and our

cream, without any preservative added, was so prized that we soon

had more orders than we could fill. Why our milk and cream soured so

readily, losing us trade rapidly later, is a mystery to me to this day.

Within a few weeks of our starting business, Cooper convinced me that

a model dairy building on the farm would be a desirable improvement;

it would save labour in various ways; it was built. The farm belonged

to his mother, not to him; he kept the building when our collapse

followed. Next, his sister really must have someone to help her, and

that someone was provided at high wages. Business was good, so good

in fact that we could not supply orders. Extra milk must therefore be

bought from neighbouring farmers. This was done, the contracts being

made by Cooper. I never asked to see them. The bills were paid every

month without question on my part. More grazing fields, with enough

artificial food to feed at least a hundred cows in addition, these

too had to be paid for. As for the appetites of our forty animals, I

marvelled at them long before I became suspicious. Yet when, after

much insisting, I saw one of the farmer’s bills for extra milk, it left

me, naturally, no wiser than before, and certainly not a whit more

comforted, for the less our trade became, the more milk, apparently,

those farmers sold us!

Six months later the firm of Cooper and Blackwood dissolved

partnership, Blackwood having got the experience and Cooper having

got--something quite as useful, but more marketable. Cooper’s I.O.U.

for five hundred dollars, now stuck in an old scrap-book somewhere,

made me realize a little later how lucky it was that I had only a

limited amount to lose.

Yet, though it seemed the end of the world to me, my capital lost, my

enterprise a failure, I recall the curious sense of relief with which I

saw the last cow knocked down to some bidder from up-country. From the

very beginning I had hated the entire business. I did not know a Jersey

from a Shorthorn, so to speak. I knew nothing about farming, still

less about dairy-farming. The year spent at Edinburgh University to

learn the agricultural trade had been wasted, for, instead, I attended

what interested me far more--the post-mortems, operations, lectures on

pathology, and the dissecting room. My notebooks of Professor Wallace’s

lectures, crammed as they were, with entries about soil, rotation of

crops, and drainage, represented no genuine practical knowledge. I knew

nothing. My father sent me out to Canada to farm. I went. I farmed.

Cooper and Blackwood is carved upon the gravestone. But the gravestone

cost £2,000, my share of the forced sale being about £600. My Canadian

experience, anyhow, can be summed up in advice, which is, of course, a

bromide now: let any emigrant young Englishman earn his own living for

at least five years in any colony before a penny of capital is given

him to invest.

It was with this £600 I soon after went into partnership with another

man, but this time an honest one. We bought a small hotel in the heart

of Toronto. It also lasted about six months. When the crash came we

lived together from May to October on a small island in a thirty-mile

lake of the Ontario hinterland; we shared a long slice of difficult

life together subsequently in New York; we shared the horrors of East

19th Street together. He failed me only once, missing a train a few

years later by a couple of minutes. It was the Emigrant Sleeper to

Duluth on Lake Superior, _en route_ for the Rainy River Gold Fields,

where four of us had made sudden plans to try our fortunes. I was on

a New York paper at the time, and had secured passes over the first

fifteen hundred miles. As the train drew out of the Central Station I

saw my friend racing down the platform, a minute too late! From that

day to this I have never set eyes on him again. It was an abrupt end to

a friendship cemented by hard times, and my disappointment at losing

his companionship was rather bitter at the time.

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