II

And more than the moment--the day, nay, the whole week--was dramatic in

the history of local musical enterprise.

It had occurred to somebody in Hanbridge, about a year before, that

since York, Norwich, Hereford, Gloucester, Birmingham, and even

Blackpool had their musical festivals, the Five Towns, too, ought to

have its musical festival. The Five Towns possessed a larger population

than any of these centres save Birmingham, and it was notorious for its

love of music. Choirs from the Five Towns had gone to all sorts of

places--such as Brecknock, Aberystwyth, the Crystal Palace, and even a

place called Hull--and had come back with first prizes--cups and

banners--for the singing of choruses and part-songs. There were three

(or at least two and a half) rival choirs in Hanbridge alone. Then also

the brass band contests were famously attended. In the Five Towns the

number of cornet players is scarcely exceeded by the number of

public-houses. Hence the feeling, born and fanned into lustiness at

Hanbridge, that the Five Towns owed it to its self-respect to have a

Musical Festival like the rest of the world! Men who had never heard of

Wagner, men who could not have told the difference between a sonata and

a sonnet to save their souls, men who spent all their lives in

manufacturing tea-cups or china door-knobs, were invited to guarantee

five pounds a-piece against possible loss on the festival; and they

bravely and blindly did so. The conductor of the largest Hanbridge

choir, being appointed to conduct the preliminary rehearsals of the

Festival Chorus, had an acute attack of self-importance, which, by the

way, almost ended fatally a year later.

Double-crown posters appeared magically on all the hoardings announcing

that a Festival consisting of three evening and two morning concerts

would be held in the Alexandra Hall, at Hanbridge, on the 6th, 7th and

8th November, and that the box-plan could be consulted at the principal

stationers. The Alexandra Hall contained no boxes whatever, but

"box-plan" was the phrase sacred to the occasion, and had to be used.

And the Festival more and more impregnated the air, and took the lion's

share of the columns of the _Staffordshire Signal_. Every few days the

_Signal_ reported progress, even to intimate biographical details of the

singers engaged, and of the composers to be performed, together with

analyses of the latter's works. And at last the week itself had dawned

in exhilaration and excitement. And early on the day before the opening

day John Merazzi, the renowned conductor, and Herbert Millwain, the

renowned leader of the orchestra, and the renowned orchestra itself, all

arrived from London. And finally sundry musical critics arrived from

the offices of sundry London dailies. The presence of these latter

convinced an awed population that its Festival was a real Festival, and

not a local make-believe. And it also tranquillized in some degree the

exasperating and disconcerting effect of a telegram from the capricious

Countess of Chell (who had taken six balcony seats and was the official

advertised high patroness of the Festival) announcing at the last moment

that she could not attend.

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