HOT POTATOES

I

It was considered by certain people to be a dramatic moment in the

history of musical enterprise in the Five Towns when Mrs Swann opened

the front door of her house at Bleakridge, in the early darkness of a

November evening, and let forth her son Gilbert. Gilbert's age was

nineteen, and he was wearing evening dress, a form of raiment that had

not hitherto happened to him. Over the elegant suit was his winter

overcoat, making him bulky, and round what may be called the rim of the

overcoat was a white woollen scarf, and the sleeves of the overcoat were

finished off with white woollen gloves. Under one arm he carried a vast

inanimate form whose extremity just escaped the ground. This form was

his violoncello, fragile as a pretty woman, ungainly as a navvy, and

precious as honour. Mrs Swann looked down the street, which ended to the

east in darkness and a marl pit, and up the street, which ended to the

west in Trafalgar Road and electric cars; and she shivered, though she

had a shawl over her independent little shoulders. In the Five Towns,

and probably elsewhere, when a woman puts her head out of her front

door, she always looks first to right and then to left, like a scouting

Iroquois, and if the air nips she shivers--not because she is cold, but

merely to express herself.

"For goodness sake, keep your hands warm," Mrs Swann enjoined her son.

"Oh!" said Gilbert, with scornful lightness, as though his playing had

never suffered from cold hands, "it's quite warm to-night!" Which it was

not.

"And mind what you eat!" added his mother. "There! I can hear the car."

He hurried up the street. The electric tram slid in thunder down

Trafalgar Road, and stopped for him with a jar, and he gingerly climbed

into it, practising all precautions on behalf of his violoncello. The

car slid away again towards Bursley, making blue sparks. Mrs Swann

stared mechanically at the flickering gas in her lobby, and then closed

her front door. He was gone! The boy was gone!

Now, the people who considered the boy's departure to be a dramatic

moment in the history of musical enterprise in the Five Towns were Mrs

Swann, chiefly, and the boy, secondarily.

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