CHAPTER X

THE PARISIAN LECTURE AND SALON

In no city in the world is the public lecturer so popular as in Paris.

The _Conférence_ is almost a national institution, like the _salon_ and

the _foyer_. I will frankly confess that I find the average Parisian

lecturer overrated, and the whole thing sadly overdone. In the winter and

spring there are a great deal too many lectures, on too many subjects,

but that is the way the Parisian, above all, Parisian woman, likes to

take a dose of culture. When the season opens in January, you will

generally find that your friends have subscribed somewhere or other for

a course of lectures—six or twelve. Sometimes they take place in the

lecture-hall of the Rue Caumartin, or in a lecture-hall in the Rue Boissy

d’Anglas, or at the Société Géographique on the Boulevard St. Germain.

Then there are the lectures of the Sorbonne, or the Collége de France,

where the salaried professors of the State lecture, and a host of stray

lectures on every subject under the sun, in various private dwellings or

hired rooms. In spite of the competition between the well-known French

lecturers, professors, men of letters and of science, foreigners are

given courteous hearing, and if they have anything novel and interesting

to say, are heartily thanked as well as generously paid for saying it.

This I know, for I have had the honour of giving several lectures in

Paris on modern English literature, and had reason to congratulate myself

on my sympathetic and appreciative audience of intelligent and cultivated

Frenchwomen. They dress so well, these pleasant-looking Frenchwomen,

and listen with such speaking, sparkling visages, that no wonder there

is so much competition between the male lecturers. Even a morose man of

science, when he casts his eye over his audience, must be gladdened and

freshened by their presence. He may prefer communion with the masculine

intellect; but he must find his countrywoman’s alert and agreeable face,

under its ever-becoming bonnet, a welcome vision.

Distinguished foreign writers, if they know enough French, are generally

invited to lecture by some society. Fogazzarro was asked to lecture

here on his recent visit, and a very pleasant little lecture it was,

delivered in the best and easiest manner possible; and after him came

Madame Pardo Bazán, the Spanish writer, with a few commonplaces about

Spain. The fashionable resort for the lecture fanatic has been, for

some years past, the Bodinière, in the Rue St. Lazare. This is an old

theatre, a concert hall, a kind of fast musical chamber, where ballets,

songs, and lectures all mingle strangely, and the lecturer, when the

curtain rises, is revealed seated before a table, with ballet-girls

heel-and-toe-tipped on the walls around him. The first time I attended a

fashionable lecture at the Bodinière, it was to hear the Abbé Charbonnel

talk to us on Lamennais. I am not easily shocked, but I found both

incongruous and indecorous the picture made by an abbé in his uniform

of religion, between two ballet-girls, with images everywhere of public

dance and light morals. The lecture was an impressive one, far above the

average Parisian lecture, eloquent, original, solemnly grave, polished

as only a Frenchman’s prose is polished, with a note of burning revolt

running through it. This, too, surprised me. When all London gathered to

hear why an eminent clergyman of the Church of England left the faith

of his fathers, they congregated in a church, and listened with a sense

of solemnity to a solemn avowal. Here was a French abbé talking to us

with a just indignation of the tyranny of Rome; talking with passion and

admiration of Lamennais’s revolt and the injustice of Rome, talking as

only a man who felt and shared the moral sufferings of his hero could

talk. It was undoubtedly beautiful and thrilling. It was like hearing

a heart beat, like watching a brain throb, feeling one’s self face to

face with a naked soul in one of its great crises. But was a fashionable

lecture-hall the place for such a public confession? Were frivolous,

fluttering women of society a fitting audience in such an hour? Were

these ladies of the ballet painted on the walls, this theatrical curtain,

seemly environment? And was it in his abbé’s robe that Victor Charbonnel

should have denounced the tyranny of Rome in public? Shortly afterwards

the Abbé Charbonnel was excommunicated, which was no more than everybody

expected; and though there was not a word he uttered in that remarkable

lecture on a remarkable subject with which I did not sympathise, I should

have preferred to hear it delivered elsewhere,—in other and more solemn

surroundings.

There is one thing that I have always noticed in the Parisian

lecturer,—his complete lack of timidity, of want of self-confidence.

However dull he may be, however mediocre, however uneloquent,—and

he is often one, or all three,—no matter, he is sure of himself. He

has chosen to shine as a lecturer, and as a lecturer he will under

no circumstance be induced to recognise himself as a failure. This

stupendous self-conceit is a masculine characteristic, I know, but the

Parisian lecturer carries it off with art. He is an artist in his genius

for believing in himself. How many great men have I gone forth to hear

talk of their art or of themselves, and come away amazed by the string of

admirably delivered commonplaces they have uttered!

M. Gustave Larroumet is a lecturer all Paris was wild about some years

ago. I was told that for love or money you could not get a place at

one of his lectures, unless you subscribed beforehand for the whole

course, and even then that he was bombarded with declarations, like

a popular tenor, and that young girls died of undeclared love for

him. Never was such a popular lecturer as M. Larroumet! I went in

dread and awe. Should I, too, succumb, and add one more to the daily

thousand and one declarations of a hopeless passion? The vast hall was

thronged, the dresses were exquisite, the bonnets dazzling. All the

young girls of fashionable Paris were there, with note-books and scented

pocket-handkerchiefs for the expected great emotions. He came, the

popular lecturer, and never was I more grievously disillusioned. He spoke

well, his gesticulation and enunciation were equally delightful to hear

and behold. He was, what one might expect him to be after such a course

of public worship, the _blasé_ fine gentleman of the lecture-hall,

good-looking, youngish, the very tenor of lecturers. But to what hopeless

mediocrities he treated us, what _lieux-communs_ he imperturbably walked

us through! It was one of Gresset’s plays he analysed. The gist of it

all was that our grandmothers were better bred than we are, because they

indulged in _persiflage_ and we in _blagues_. And this was the great

lecturer of the hour!

Everybody knows the initial story of the French _salon_, and the

fortunate influence on manners and literature of the prestige of the

Hôtel de Rambouillet; Molière, who laughed at everything, even at

his own desperate sufferings, laughed at it in his _Les Précieuses

Ridicules_, for nothing on earth is sacred to a Frenchman. Whatever his

name, in whatever century he was born, he must, in consistency with his

nationality, prove himself a scoffer; and as he has the art of mocking

admirably, it is always very difficult to know when he is serious or

when he is laughing in his sleeve. A Frenchman will work night and day

with frenzy for a purpose dearer to him than anything on earth, and

all the while will deliberately make a mockery of his labour and his

devotion. Writing to me on this subject, the eternal passion of the

French for _blagues_ (my correspondent defines in lucid English the word

_blaguer_, “To say about somebody or something one admires or respects,

jokes of which one does not believe the first word,” and I leave the

definition with its pleasing French savour of composition and sentiment),

a Frenchman says: “There is not a man in the whole of France about whom

we have more joked than about M. Brisson, the ancient minister, the

only political man to whom nothing could ever be reproached, but the

epithet ‘austere’ deprived him of three-fourths of his authority, though

Frenchmen are, after all, as sensible as other people to the virtue of

honesty.” And so may be said of Molière. He was as well aware as anyone

could be of the immense benefit to his race and to his language of the

establishment of the _salon_, even when he laughed at it.

Though the century of the _salon_ has passed away, and carried along

with it some of the glory of French literature, some of its traditions

still linger, and will never be lost as long as the race delights in

good conversation. English people visit to kill time, to fulfil a

social obligation, and consider that their duty to themselves and their

neighbours is done if they happen to remark that it is a fine day.

Now, the French visit to talk. A pretty and well-dressed woman will,

perhaps, have other more private and personal preoccupations, and wish

to distract masculine attention to an adorable gown or a bewitching

bonnet; this was one of the reasons why that model keeper of a _salon_,

Madame Geoffrin, excluded women from hers. She found they interfered

with serious conversation. I advisedly call Madame Geoffrin the “keeper”

of a _salon_, because she made a business of it, and ruled and tamed

her literary menagerie by a discreet and liberal use of her purse. I

have often wondered if her great men in their hearts did not sometimes

revolt against the thraldom in which they lived from the moment they

became celebrated. To be bound to be brilliant and witty, in return for

a good dinner and a consideration every evening of one’s life! And to be

condemned to meet none but brilliant and witty persons, and listen to

their splendid talk when not talking splendidly oneself! There is matter

for reflection here to make dull and obscure persons occasionally thank

their stars. If good talk is not spontaneous, I own it has no charm for

me, but then I have never aspired to hold a _salon_, and if you hold a

_salon_ and wish it to be a success, talk cannot be spontaneous.

Quite recently Madame Aubernon died, and Paris lost a literary _salon_,

modelled, at a long distance, on that of Madame Geoffrin. Madame

Aubernon was a rich _bourgeoise_, with no pretensions on the score of

age, good looks, or dress. Her only ambition was to form a menagerie of

celebrities. She gave them every evening dinners by no means as good

as those of Madame Geoffrin, and checked, controlled, made them march

to her liking. She, too, professed mistrust of pretty women, whom she

invited only to lunches and teas and such entertainments, because she

feared that their pretty frocks, their arms and shoulders, would divert

the attention of her great men from their duty to her and her _salon_.

She kept a little bell beside her, and only allowed the great men to

talk in turn. “Now, M. Renan,” and Renan poured forth to order. “If

you please, M. Dumas,” and behold M. Dumas acquitting himself with

docility and force. The famous story of the _petits pois_ is told of

every distinguished guest of Madame Aubernon. Sometimes you hear it

with Dumas’s name, or Renan’s, or Pailleron’s. It does not matter, but

the incident remains a delightful illustration of the inconveniences

of eating your dinner on the understanding that you are to pay for it

in wit. The great man opened his lips out of turn, when the hostess

stormily rang the bell, and ordered him to shut them again. Somebody else

was speaking with permission. When he ceased, Madame Aubernon turned

graciously to her tame lion, and said: “Now you may speak. What was

it you wanted to say?” “Oh, nothing, madame. I only wanted to ask for

another helping of peas.” Musical celebrities are not so easily trained.

When, after dining at some Parisian countess’s, Chopin was asked to play,

he quietly retorted: _Madame, j’ai si peu mangé_. But if the great men

of letters had been such bears as Chopin there would never have been the

_salon_, and the story of Parisian life would be the poorer. And, after

all, it is an excellent discipline. Men acquire the art of listening as

well as that of talking, and it is a virtue of national importance to

teach people not to be dull. For if you are dull you have no possible

place in a salon. Your hostess has no desire to crowd her rooms with

inanimate or bored figure-heads. You come on a distinct treaty, the

conditions of which are accepted by your appearance,—to amuse and be

amused. If you speak, either you must have something to say, or you must

say whatever you wish to utter well.

Since the Faubourg has been sulking, and the aristocracy is no longer

a power in the land, the aristocratic _salon_ has dwindled into a

tradition. The young men are so desperately taken up with sport, with

automobiles, that they have not the leisure their elders had for the arts

and graces of life. The _rosse_ literature has spoiled the traditions

of the Faubourg for us. The French aristocracy has come to mean Gyp and

Lavedan for us, and a course of those writers may be warranted to drive

any intelligent reader into the society of washerwomen and tramps as a

pleasing change. The absence from all these heraldic pages, in which

everybody is more or less titled, of such a thing as a gentleman, or

even an ordinarily honest man, is what stupefies me. What their admirers

can imagine would be the benefit to France in upsetting the Republic in

order to place in power a party, upon its own testimony, so scantily

furnished with brains or honour, is what I am unable to grasp. And if

their women-folk had their way, we should have back the “White Terror,”

and science and liberal thought would receive an emphatic blow. But

happily there is no immediate fear of their triumph. The Duc d’Aumale and

the Prince de Joinville took with them to the grave all the prestige that

was left the House of France, and not even his followers take the Duke of

Orleans seriously.

Political intrigue is, of course, worked in the _salon_, as Academy

elections are helped. The Frenchwoman’s influence is too great not to

find an opening in every question of the hour. If she has no vote, she

inhabits a land where the sorcery of her sex exercises a wider and

deeper, a more permanent power than any political rights could ever

give her, though, for many reasons, I am inclined to believe that it

would be better for her and for her race if the significance of this

power were other than it is. In a country where the courtesan plays a

triumphant part, where newspapers solemnly recount her doings, describe

her toilettes at Longchamps, at Auteuil, and interview her, we can

scarcely expect women not to misuse their sovereignty. They know that

the day it bores them to be chaste, they need not cloak sin in the mantle

of night. They may wear their lovers on their sleeves in broad daylight,

and lose not a pennyweight of consideration. The _salon_ of the woman

who is known to have had (or to have) sentimental adventures will be

thronged, and people will only smile and say of her that she “distracts”

herself. I remember hearing an extraordinary story once of a beautiful

woman, the admired and courted holder of a famous _salon_. The cousin of

the friend who told me the story fell a victim to her charms, and was

staying with his mother at some Mediterranean resort, when he learnt of

the siren’s arrival at a neighbouring town. He forsook his mother to

rush after her, and remained with her during the greater part of the

long summer vacation. When their holiday had drawn to a close, the lady

took the train, and called on her lover’s mother, and in the highest

_ancien régime_ manner, said: “Madame, I come to return your dear son

to you.” His little _fugue_, she said, was at an end. The two ladies

parted on the best of terms, the one to welcome back the erring sheep

(not that a French mother regards her son under these circumstances as

an erring sheep), and the other to open the doors of her closed _salon_

in Paris to all the notabilities she had left sighing for her brilliant

and hospitable roof. What will you? When a woman is not his own wife, a

Parisian does not put any price upon her honour. True, he makes up for

this laxity in regard to his neighbour’s wife by arrogating to himself

the right to murder his own faithless wife with impunity. By this legal

ferocity he buys back the privilege of considering himself at times a

model of Roman virtue.

The _salon_ is all very well, so are the songs of Montmartre, the Théâtre

Rosse, but there is just one little point, a solitary point, on which

the Frenchman is in no mood to _blaguer_, not being Molière, and that

is _his_ wife’s fidelity to the marriage vow, which vow, if we are to

believe him (I confess I do not) he spends his own life in breaking.

He laughs at most other things, but here he displays a desperate and

unhumorous gravity. The law considerately assists him, by telling him

that killing is no murder. But if he doesn’t laugh, his neighbours round

him laugh joyously for him. The infidelity of another man’s wife is the

best of all jokes in France, and public sympathy always goes with the

wife.

[Illustration: GLEANERS

_J. A. Breton_]

And yet, while laughing at himself, and at all things round him, the

Frenchman offers us the ideal of an indefatigable worker in whatever

road he has elected to run his career. If he can talk well, he can work

hard, and no race seeks so strenuously as his to achieve perfection in

every path. The alacrity and precision of his speech he brings into

all he does, and I know no men who have won renown able to wear it so

simply, with such a delightful absence of pompousness, as distinguished

Frenchmen. Victor Hugo was, of course, the big exception indispensable

for the proof of the rule, for Victor Hugo sat in pontifical state on

his Throne of Letters, and posed as a sort of Napoleon. But that was a

part of his flamboyant genius, which had to make a life apart for itself.

Renan, with his delicate scepticism, his good-humoured tolerance, was

a much more convincing figure of French genius; he was more in keeping

with the urbane, gentle traditions of his race. The French language lends

itself to such a daily dignity of existence, that this may partly be the

reason there always seems to me something peculiarly and indescribably

harmonious about intimate life in France, as well as in its larger social

phases. Everybody about you, beginning with your servant, speaks so well,

that long intercourse with them unfits you for latitudes where speech is

less admirable and less choice.

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