A Startling Exegesis

At a colored camp meeting in Louisiana the following sermon was delivered

by a very black old darky, wearing huge spectacles:

“Brethren and Sistren, de preachifying dis mawnin’ will be from de text

on de 10 virgins. De bridegroom war a-coming and ’spectin’ dem 10 virgins

to be ready wif dere lamps all trimmed and a-burnin’, but, lo, when he

was come he done foun’ dat on’y five of dem virgins war ready; yessir,

five was trimmed and five was ontrimmed; five was wise and five was

onwise; five was ready and five was onready; five was male and five was

female.”—Harper’s Magazine.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 31, March, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 64 / 88 题