While a Denver physician was inspecting the insane hospital at Pueblo an
inmate approached him and asked: “I beg your pardon, sir, but have you a
piece of toast?” “No,” replied the doctor, in surprise, “but I can get a
piece if you want it badly.” “Oh, I wish you would. I’m a poached egg and
I want to sit down.”
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Jockey thrown in first race at New Orleans:
“Let Zybszko ride him.”
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