Lion Tamer—“Step into the cage with the lion, Rastus, and let the
photographer focus you.”
Rastus—“He’d better focus me before ah goes in there, boss, for he ain’t
gwine hab no time to focus me when ah comes out.”
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Actors are the bunk. I heard one in Minneapolis knocking St. Paul and I
applauded him, and I saw the same actor in St. Paul knocking Minneapolis
and I gave him the razzberry.
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