_Tumbledowns, West Kensington_ (_late Reading_).
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[Illustration: OVERHEARD IN THE HIGHLANDS.
_First Chieftain_. "I SAY, OLD CHAP, WHAT A DOOSE OF A BORE THESE
GAMES ARE!"
_Second Chieftain_. "AH, BUT, MY DEAR BOY, IT IS THIS SORT OF THING
THAT HAS MADE US SCOTCHMEN _WHAT WE ARE_!!"]
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[Illustration: A NUISANCE.
_Miss Priscilla_. "YES; IT'S A BEAUTIFUL VIEW. BUT TOURISTS ARE IN THE
HABIT OF BATHING ON THE OPPOSITE SHORE, AND THAT'S RATHER A DRAWBACK."
_Fair Visitor_. "DEAR ME! BUT AT SUCH A DISTANCE AS THAT--SURELY--"
_Miss Priscilla_. "AH, BUT WITH A _TELESCOPE_, YOU KNOW!"]
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