JANSOULET AT HOME

Married he was and had been so for twelve years, but he had mentioned

the fact to no one among his Parisian acquaintances, through Eastern

habit, that silence which the people of those countries preserve upon

affairs of the harem. Suddenly it was reported that madame was coming,

that apartments were to be prepared for herself, her children, and her

female attendants. The Nabob took the whole second floor of the house

on the Place Vendome, the tenant of which was turned out at an expense

worthy of a Nabob. The stables also were extended, the staff doubled;

then, one day, coachmen and carriages went to the Gare de Lyon to meet

madame, who arrived by train heated expressly for her during the journey

from Marseilles and filled by a suite of negresses, serving-maids, and

little negro boys.

She arrived in a condition of frightful exhaustion, utterly worn out

and bewildered by her long railway journey, the first of her life, for,

after being taken to Tunis while still quite a child, she had never left

it. From her carriage, two negroes carried her into her apartments on an

easy chair which, subsequently, always remained downstairs beneath

the entrance porch, in readiness for these difficult removals. Mme.

Jansoulet could not mount the staircase, which made her dizzy; she

would not have lifts, which creaked under her weight; besides, she

never walked. Of enormous size, bloated to such a degree that it was

impossible to assign to her any particular age between twenty-five and

forty, with a rather pretty face but grown shapeless in its features,

dull eyes beneath lids that drooped, vulgarly dressed in foreign

clothes, laden with diamonds and jewels after the fashion of a Hindu

idol, she was as fine a sample as could be found of those transplanted

European women called Levantines--a curious race of obese creoles whom

speech and costume alone attach to our world, but whom the East wraps

round with its stupefying atmosphere, with the subtle poisons of its

drugged air in which everything, from the tissues of the skin to the

waists of garments, even to the soul, is enervated and relaxed.

This particular specimen of it was the daughter of an immensely rich

Belgian who was engaged in the coral trade at Tunis, and in whose

business Jansoulet, after his arrival in the country, had been employed

for some months. Mlle. Afchin, in those days a delicious little doll of

twelve years old, with radiant complexion, hair, and health, used often

to come to fetch her father from the counting-house in the great chariot

with its yoke of mules which carried them to their fine villa at La

Marsu, in the vicinity of Tunis. This mischievous child with splendid

bare shoulders, had dazzled the adventurer as he caught glimpses of

her amid her luxurious surroundings, and, years afterward, when, having

become rich and the favourite of the Bey, he began to think of settling

down, it was to her that his thoughts went. The child had grown into a

fat young woman, heavy and white. Her intelligence, dull in the first

instance, had become still more obscured through the inertia of a

dormouse’s existence, the carelessness of a father given over to

business, the use of opium-saturated tobacco and of preserves made from

rose-leaves, the torpor of her Flemish blood, re-enforced by Oriental

indolence. Furthermore, she was ill-bred, gluttonous, sensual, arrogant,

a Levantine jewel in perfection.

But Jansoulet saw nothing of all this.

For him she was, and remained, up to the time of her arrival in Paris, a

superior creature, a lady of the most exalted rank, a Demoiselle Afchin.

He addressed her with respect, in her presence maintained an attitude

which was a little constrained and timid, gave her money without

counting, satisfied her most costly fantasies, her wildest caprices, all

the strange desires of a Levantine’s brain disordered through boredom

and idleness. One word alone excused everything. She was a Demoiselle

Afchin. Beyond this, no intercourse between them; he always at the

Kasbah or the Bardo, courting the favour of the Bey, or else in his

counting-houses; she passing her days in bed, wearing in her hair a

diadem of pearls worth three hundred thousand francs which she never

took off, befuddling her brain with smoking, living as in a harem,

admiring herself in the glass, adorning herself, in company with a few

other Levantines, whose supreme distraction consisted in measuring with

their necklaces arms and legs which rivalled each other in plumpness,

and bearing children about whom she never gave herself the least

trouble, whom she never used to see, who had not even cost her a pang,

for she gave birth to them under chloroform. A lump of white flesh

perfumed with musk. And, as Jansoulet used to say with pride: “I married

a Demoiselle Afchin!”

Under the sky of Paris and its cold light the disillusion began.

Determined to settle down, to receive, to give entertainments, the Nabob

had brought his wife over with the idea of setting her at the head of

the establishment; but when he saw the arrival of that display of gaudy

draperies of Palais-Royal jewelry, and all the strange paraphernalia in

her suite, he had the vague impression of a Queen Pomare in exile.

The fact was that now he had seen real women of the world, and he made

comparisons. After having planned a great ball to celebrate her arrival,

he prudently changed his mind. Besides, Mme. Jansoulet desired to see

nobody. Here her natural indolence was increased by the home-sickness

which she suffered, from the first hour of her coming, by the chilliness

of a yellow fog and the dripping rain. She passed several days without

getting up, weeping aloud like a child, saying that it was in order to

cause her death that she had been brought to Paris, and not permitting

her women to do even the least thing for her. She lay there bellowing

among the laces of her pillow, with her hair bristling in disorder about

her diadem, the windows of the room closed, the curtains drawn close,

the lamps lighted night and day, crying out that she wanted to go

away-y, to go away-y; and it was pitiful to see, in that funeral gloom,

the half-unpacked trunks scattered over the carpets, the frightened

maids, the negresses crouched around their mistress in her nervous

attack, they also groaning, with haggard eyes like those dogs of artic

travellers that go mad without the sun.

The Irish doctor, called in to deal with all this trouble, had no

success with his fatherly manners, the pretty phrases that issued from

his compressed lips. The Levantine would have nothing to do at any price

with the arsenic pearls as a tonic. The Nabob was in consternation.

What was to be done? Send her back to Tunis with the children? It was

scarcely possible. He was decidedly in disgrace in that quarter. The

Hemerlingues were triumphant. A last affront had filled up the

measure. At Jansoulet’s departure, the Bey had commissioned him to have

gold-pieces struck at the Paris Mint of a new design to the value of

several millions; then the order, suddenly withdrawn, had been given

to Hemerlingue. Publicly outraged, Jansoulet had replied by a public

demonstration, offering for sale all his possessions, his palace at

the Bardo given to him by the former Bey, his villas of La Marsu all of

white marble, surrounded by splendid gardens, his counting-houses which

were the largest and the most sumptuous in the city, and, charging,

finally, the intelligent Bompain to bring over to him his wife and

children in order to make a clear affirmation of a definitive departure.

After such an uproar, it was no easy thing for him to return there;

this was what he endeavoured to make evident to Mlle. Afchin, who only

replied to him by deep groans. He tried to console her, to amuse her,

but what distraction could be found to appeal to that monstrously

apathetic nature? And then, could he change the sky of Paris, restore to

the unhappy Levantine her _patio_ paved with marble, where she used to

pass long hours in a cool, delicious sleepiness, listening to the water

as it dripped on the great alabaster fountain with its three basins, one

over the other, and her gilded barge, with its awning of crimson, which

eight Tripolitan boatmen supple and vigorous rowed after sunset on the

beautiful lake of El-Baheira? However luxurious the apartment of the

Place Vendome might be, it could not compensate for the loss of these

marvels. And then she would be more miserable than ever. At last, a man

who was a frequent visitor to the house succeeded in lifting her out

of her despair. This was Cabassu, the man who described himself on his

cards as “professor of massage,” a big, dark, thick-set man, smelling

of garlic and pomade, square-shouldered, hairy to the eyes, and who

knew stories of Parisian seraglios, tales within the reach of madame’s

intelligence. Having once come to massage her, she wished to see him

again, retained him. He had to give up all his other clients, and

became, at the salary of a senator, the masseur of this stout lady, her

page, her reader, her body-guard. Jansoulet, delighted to see his wife

contented, was unconscious of the ridicule attached to this intimacy.

Cabassu was now seen in the Bois, seated beside the favourite maid in

the huge and sumptuous open carriage, also at the back of the theatre

boxes taken by the Levantine, for she began to go out, since she had

grown less torpid under the treatment of her masseur and was determined

to amuse herself. The theatre pleased her, especially farces or

melodramas. The apathy of her large body found a stimulus in the false

glare of the footlights. But it was to Cardailhac’s theatre that she

went for preference. There, the Nabob found himself in his own house.

From the chief superintendent to the humblest _ouvreuse_, the whole

staff was under his control. He had a key which enabled him to pass from

the corridors on to the stage; and the small drawing-room communicating

with his box was decorated in Oriental manner, with a concave ceiling

like a beehive, its couches covered in camel’s hair, the flame of the

gas inclosed in a little Moorish lantern. Here one could enjoy a siesta

during rather long intervals between the acts; a gallant attention on

the part of the manager to the wife of his partner. Nor did that ape of

a Cardailhac stop at this. Remarking the taste of the Demoiselle Afchin

for the drama, he had ended by persuading her that she also possessed

the intuition, the knowledge of it, and by begging her when she had

nothing better to do to glance over and let him know what she thought

of the pieces that were submitted to him. A good way of cementing the

partnership more firmly.

Poor manuscripts in your blue or yellow covers, bound by hope with

fragile ribbons, that set out full of ambition and dreams, who knows

what hands may touch you, turn over your pages, what indiscreet fingers

deflower your charm, the charm of the unknown, that glittering dust

which lies on new ideas? Who may judge you and who condemn? Sometimes,

before dining out, Jansoulet, mounting to his wife’s room, would find

her on her lounge, smoking, her head thrown back, bundles of manuscripts

by her side, and Cabassu, armed with a blue pencil, reading in his thick

voice and with the Bourg-Saint-Andeol accent, some dramatic lucubration

which he cut and scored without pity at the least criticism from the

lady.

“Don’t disturb yourselves,” the good Nabob would signal with his hand,

entering on tiptoe. He would listen, shake his head with an admiring

air, as he watched his wife: “She is astonishing!” for he himself

understood nothing about literature, and there, at least, he could

discover once again the superiority of Mlle. Afchin.

“She had the instinct of the stage,” as Cardailhac used to say; but, on

the other hand, the maternal instinct was wanting in her. Never did

she take any interest in her children, abandoning them to the hands of

strangers, and, when they were brought to her once a month, contenting

herself with offering to them the flaccid and inanimate flesh of

her cheeks between two puffs of cigarette-smoke, without making any

inquiries into those details of their bringing up and of their health

which perpetuate the physical bond of maternity and make the hearts of

true mothers bleed at the least suffering of their children.

They were three big, dull and apathetic boys of eleven, nine, and seven

years, having, with the sallow complexion and the precocious bloatedness

of the Levantine, the kind, black, velvety eyes of their father. They

were ignorant as young lords of the middle ages. At Tunis, M. Bompain

had directed their studies; but at Paris, the Nabob, anxious to give

them the benefit of a Parisian education, had sent them to that smartest

and most expensive of boarding-schools, the College Bourdaloue, managed

by good priests who sought less to instruct their pupils than to make of

them good-mannered and right-thinking men of the world, and succeeded

in turning them out affectedly grave and ridiculous little prigs,

disdainful of games, absolutely ignorant, without anything spontaneous

or boyish about them, and of a desperate precocity. The little

Jansoulets were not very happy in this forcing-house, notwithstanding

the immunities which they enjoyed by reason of their immense wealth;

they were, indeed, utterly left to themselves. Even the creoles in the

charge of the institution had some friend whom they visited and people

who came to see them; but the Jansoulets were never summoned to the

parlour, no one knew any of their relatives; from time to time they

received basketfuls of sweetmeats, piles of confectionery, and that was

all. The Nabob, doing some shopping in Paris, would strip for them the

whole of a pastry-cook’s window and send the spoils to the college, with

that generous impulse of the heart mingled with negro ostentation

which characterized all his actions. It was the same in the matter

of playthings. They were always too pretty, tricked out too finely,

useless--those toys that are for show but which the Parisian does not

buy. But that which above all attracted to the little Jansoulets the

respect both of pupils and masters, were their purses heavy with gold,

ever ready for school subscriptions, for the professors’ birthdays,

and the charity visits, those famous visits organized by the College

Bourdaloue, one of the tempting things in the prospectus, the marvel of

sensitive souls.

Twice a month, turn and turn about, the pupils who were members of the

miniature Society of St. Vincent de Paul founded in the college upon the

model of the great one, went in little squads, alone, as though they had

been grown-up, to bear succour and consolation into the deepest recesses

of the more densely populated quarters of the town. This was designed

to teach them a practical charity, the art of knowing the needs, the

miseries of the lower classes, and to heal these heart-rending evils

by a nostrum of kind words and ecclesiastical maxims. To console, to

evangelize the masses by the help of childhood, to disarm religious

incredulity by the youth and _naivete_ of the apostles, such was the aim

of this little society; an aim entirely missed, moreover. The children,

healthy, well-dressed, well-fed, calling only at addresses previously

selected, found poor persons of good appearance, sometimes rather

unwell, but very clean, already on the parish register and in receipt of

aid from the wealthy organization of the Church. Never did they

chance to enter one of those nauseous dwellings wherein hunger, grief,

humiliation, all physical and moral ills are written in leprous mould on

the walls, in indelible lines on the brows. Their visits were prepared

for, like that of the sovereign who enters a guard-room to taste the

soldiers’ soup: the guard-room is warmed and the soup seasoned for

the royal palate. Have you seen those pictures in pious books, where a

little communicant, with candle in hand, and perfectly groomed, comes

to minister to a poor old man lying sick on his straw pallet and turning

the whites of his eyes to heaven? These visits of charity had the same

conventionality of setting and of accent. To the measured gestures of

the little preachers were corresponding words learned by heart and

false enough to make one squint. To the comic encouragement, to the

“consolations lavished” in prize-book phrases by the voices of young

urchins with colds, were the affecting benedictions, the whining and

piteous mummeries of a church-porch after vespers. And the moment the

young visitors departed, what an explosion of laughter and shouting in

the garret, what a dance in a circle round the present brought, what an

upsetting of the arm-chair in which one had pretended to be lying ill,

of the medicine spilt in the fire, a fire of cinders very artistically

prepared!

When the little Jansoulets went out to visit their parents at home,

they were intrusted to the care of the man with the red fez, the

indispensable Bompain. It was Bompain who conducted them to the

Champs-Elysees, clad in English jackets, bowler hats of the latest

fashion--at seven years old!--and carrying little canes in their

dog-skin-gloved hands. It was Bompain who stuffed the race-wagonette

with provisions. Here he mounted with the children, who, with their

entrance-cards stuck in their hats round which green veils were twisted,

looked very like those personages in Liliputian pantomimes whose entire

funniness lies in the enormous size of their heads compared with their

small legs and dwarf-like gestures. They smoked and drank; it was a

painful sight. Sometimes the man in the fez, hardly able to hold himself

upright, would bring them home frightfully sick. And yet Jansoulet was

fond of them, the youngest especially, who, with his long hair, his

doll-like manner, recalled to him the little Afchin passing in her

carriage. But they were still of the age when children belong to the

mother, when neither the fashionable tailor, nor the most accomplished

masters, nor the smart boarding-school, nor the ponies girthed specially

for the little men in the stable, nor anything else can replace

the attentive and caressing hand, the warmth and the gaiety of the

home-nest. The father could not give them that; and then, too, he was so

busy!

A thousand irons in the fire: the Territorial Bank, the installation

of the picture gallery, drives to Tattersall’s with Bois l’Hery,

some _bibelot_ to inspect, here or there, at the houses of collectors

indicated by Schwalbach, hours passed with trainers, jockeys, dealers

in curiosities, the encumbered and multiple existence of a _bourgeois

gentilhomme_ in modern Paris. This rubbing of shoulders with all sorts

and conditions of people brought him improvement, in that each day he

was becoming a little more Parisianized; he was received at Monpavon’s

club, in the green-room of the ballet, behind the scenes at the

theatres, and presided regularly at his famous bachelor luncheons, the

only receptions possible in his household. His existence was really a

very busy one, and de Gery relieved him of the heaviest part of it, the

complicated department of appeals and of charities.

The young man now became acquainted with all the audacious and burlesque

inventions, all the serio-comic combinations of that mendicancy of great

cities, organized like a department of state, innumerable as an army,

which subscribes to the newspapers and knows its _Bottin_ by heart. He

received the blonde lady, bold, young, and already faded, who only asks

for a hundred napoleons, with the threat that she will throw herself

into the river when she leaves if they are not given to her, and the

stout matron of prepossessing and unceremonious manner, who says, as she

enters: “Sir, you do not know me. Neither have I the honour of knowing

you. But we shall soon make each other’s acquaintance. Be kind enough to

sit down and let us have a chat.” The merchant at bay, on the verge of

bankruptcy--sometimes it is true--who comes to entreat you to save his

honour, with a pistol ready to shoot himself, bulging out the pocket

of his overcoat--sometimes it is only his pipe-case. And often genuine

distresses, wearisome and prolix, of people who are unable even to tell

how little competent they are to earn a livelihood. Side by side with

this open begging, there was that which wears various kinds of disguise:

charity, philanthropy, good works, the encouragement of projects of art,

the house-to-house begging for infant asylums, parish churches, rescued

women, charitable societies, local libraries. Finally, those who wear

a society mask, with tickets for concerts, benefit performances,

entrance-cards of all colours, “platform, front seats, reserved seats.”

The Nabob insisted that no refusals should be given, and it was a

concession that he no longer burdened his own shoulders with such

matters. For quite a long time, in generous indifference, he had gone

on covering with gold all that hypocritical exploitation, paying

five hundred francs for a ticket for the concert of some Wurtemberg

cithara-player or Languedocian flutist, which at the Tuileries or at the

Duc de Mora’s might have fetched ten francs. There were days when the

young de Gery issued from these audiences nauseated. All the honesty of

his youth revolted; he approached the Nabob with schemes of reform. But

the Nabob’s face, at the first word, would assume the bored expression

of weak natures when they have to make a decision, or he would perhaps

reply: “But that is Paris, my dear boy. Don’t get frightened or

interfere with my plans. I know what I am doing and what I want.”

At that time he wanted two things: a deputyship and the cross of the

Legion of Honour. These were for him the first two stages of the great

ascent to which his ambition pushed him. Deputy he would certainly be

through the influence of the Territorial Bank, at the head of which he

stood. Paganetti of Porto-Vecchio was often saying it to him: “When the

day arrives, the island will rise and vote for you as one man.”

It is not enough, however, to control electors; it is necessary also

that there be a seat vacant in the Chamber, and the representation of

Corsica was complete. One of its members, however, the old Popolusca,

infirm and in no condition to do his work, might perhaps, upon certain

conditions, be willing to resign his seat. It was a difficult matter to

negotiate, but quite feasible, the old fellow having a numerous family,

estates which produced little or nothing, a palace in ruins at Bastia,

where his children lived on _polenta_, and a furnished apartment at

Paris in an eighteenth-rate lodging-house. If a hundred or two hundred

thousand francs were not a consideration, one ought to be able to

obtain a favourable decision from this honourable pauper who, sounded

by Paganetti, would say neither yes nor no, tempted by the large sum

of money, held back by the vainglory of his position. The matter had

reached that point, it might be decided from one day to another.

As for the cross, things were going still better. The Bethlehem Society

had assuredly made the devil of a noise at the Tuileries. They were now

only waiting until after the visit of M. de la Perriere and his report,

which could not be other than favorable, before inscribing on the list

for the 16th March, on the date of an imperial anniversary, the glorious

name of Jansoulet. The 16th March; that was to say, within a month. What

would the fat Hemerlingue find to say of this signal favour, he who for

so long had had to content himself with the Nisham? And the Bey, who had

been misled into believing that Jansoulet was cut by Parisian society,

and the old mother, down yonder at Saint-Romans, ever so happy in

the successes of her son! Was that not worth a few millions cleverly

squandered along the path of glory which the Nabob was treading like a

child, all unconscious of the fate that lay waiting to devour him at its

end? And in these external joys, these honours, this consideration so

dearly bought, was there not a compensation for all the troubles of this

Oriental won back to European life, who desired a home and possessed

only a caravansary, looked for a wife and found only a Levantine?

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