On the day that my brother set sail from Bombay the sky was, after

mid-day, more or less overcast; towards the evening the sun appeared

through the dense atmosphere to be almost of a blood-red hue, and the

edges of the clouds of a deep copper colour. A little later the sun

became to a great extent obscured and hidden by a mass of clouds, so

much tinged by dusky red that the dark gray tone was almost

extinguished. As the mighty orb sank below the horizon, the red,

crimson, and copper tones quickly disappeared, except on the under

surfaces of some clouds high above the sea-line, and darkness spread

with extreme rapidity over everything, while a low moaning and fitful

whistling of the wind seemed to presage a struggle of the powers, which

from the beginning of the world has been attended with such fearful

results. The aspect of the heavens, the moaning of the wind, and the

uneasy motion of the waters, were not lost on the serang and his native

sailors. They took in all sail except a small triangular one, a sort of

apology for what we call a mainstay sail, to enable them to keep the

ship's head to the wind. They then lashed the salankeen to the deck, and

awaited with awe the bursting of the storm. It commenced with a perfect

deluge of rain, blinding flashes of long-forked lightning, followed

almost instantaneously by such rattling sharp crashes of thunder as for

a time to take away the sense of hearing.

Sea and sky were wrapped in total darkness, when not illumined by the

zigzag lines of lightning. The wind now increased, and the sea became

dangerously rough and angry. Had the wind gone on increasing, bark and

crew must have perished; but mercifully, it did not, its low muttering,

moaning, or occasional whistling note was heard at intervals; still it

never blew hard and furious as it threatened to do. The darkness, the

downpour of rain, the lightning and the thunder, continued, while now

and then a sea, and constantly the spray, swept over the vessel; for

though the wind did not increase, the sea had been so raised, and the

waves had become so threatening, that during two hours, while the worst

of the storm lasted, my brother expected every moment that some

overwhelming sea would whirl the unhappy _Satamar_ into the depths

below.

The storm had commenced a little after the sun had gone down, and

darkness had covered everything; then the furious rain descending in

sheets of water, with lightning streams and deafening thunder, had

continued at short intervals for three hours, and the sea had got up.

Everything depended on the increase of the wind, and for two hours more

there was nothing less than the prospect of instant death present to the

minds of all on board. Shortly after midnight the violence of the storm

began to abate; the wind, instead of increasing gradually, subsided; the

rain was less like a deluge; the flashes and streams of lightning were

less frequent and less vivid; the crashes of thunder less sharp, and

evidently more distant; but the sea did not go down. Nevertheless the

magnitude and the violence of the masses of water that rose and fell

were less appalling and less frequent.

It was now about half-past two, and there was an interval in the fall of

rain (the first that had occurred). The sea no longer came sweeping over

the deck, though the spray still kept everything wet, but the worst was

over, and my brother had lain down to sleep. He was awakened by the

serang with a native compass in his hand, followed by a sailor who was

holding up a lantern to enable my brother to see the card. The vessel

had been running down the coast, not very far from shore; but now a new

peril presented itself.

The darkness was less complete, and was rapidly becoming less and less;

this change enabled the natives to perceive something white not far

ahead; they knew at once that it was the foam of breakers caused by a

reef of rocks, on which if they kept their course they would certainly

strike. They could not sail towards the land, as the coast is rock-bound

almost everywhere, and they dreaded pointing the head of the ship out to

the broad ocean. It is ever the custom with native mariners to hug the

land, so in their distress, and seeing the breakers ahead, they had

come to ask directions from their passenger, though they knew he was a

hakim and not a sailor; but such was their respect for the knowledge of

Europeans, that they thought he must know what was best to do. My

brother at once directed them, in spite of their fears, to point the

head of the brave little craft that had stood the storm so well out to

sea, and such was their confidence in his wisdom that they at once did

as he desired. Having thus avoided the rocks, and seen the head of the

vessel pointed away from land, my brother again lay down to sleep.

Two hours had scarcely elapsed before he was again awakened by the

serang with the compass in his hand. It was now light enough to see

everything with perfect ease. The sea all round was comparatively calm,

but the land was not to be seen. This it was that had again excited the

fears of the crew, and had led them to appeal again to the European. On

learning the cause of their fear, my brother directed them to put about

and steer towards the land; they again obeyed, and again he went to

sleep. At about half-past six a.m. he was awakened by sounds of

rejoicing and singing, which he soon found arose from their sense of

security, thankfulness, and gratification, at having again caught sight

of the land. The sun was shining with power renewed, and everything was

dazzlingly bright; even the light reflected from the sea was too much

for the eye. The serang, however, soon rigged up a double awning which

kept a part of the deck in shadow. This permitted my brother to take his

breakfast comfortably. About midday they made the port of Goa, where he

landed, but stayed there only to dine. In a couple of hours they were

again at sea, and in two days more anchored at Tollicherry.

As soon as his trunks were landed, my brother made the serang happy by a

present of 5 Rs., and the sailors equally so by another 5 Rs., to be

divided amongst them. While waiting at the Bunder-Major's office for

bearers to carry himself and the palkee to the doctor's house, a peon,

with spotless garments of white save a red shawl twisted round his

waist, bearing an ebony sort of curved staff covered almost all over

with silver, presented my brother, after many profound salaams, with a

note from the First Judge of the Circuit, requesting that my brother and

his wife would give him the pleasure of their company till they could

find a house to suit them. This princely man added that he had ordered a

suite of rooms to be got ready for their reception, as well as rooms for

the children and the servants; finally, that he had sent two sets of

bearers to bring up the palankeens, and that the peon would procure

fresh sets of coolie bearers to bring up the children and the ayahs, as

well as means for forwarding the luggage.

On perusing this note, my brother jumped into his palankeen, which the

Judge's bearers shouldered at once, and almost ran with it to the

Judge's house, anxious to be the first to tell him that they had brought

the new 'hakim saib.' On getting out of the palkee, my brother found Mr.

V. waiting in the hall to welcome his guests. His first remark was,

while extending his hand to my brother: 'But where's Mrs. ----?' The

story of the going on active service, as it was supposed, and the

impossibility under such circumstances of taking his wife with him, had

then to be told. Mr. V. listened to the explanation, and then said: 'But

where is she? Have you left her at Secunderabad all this time?' 'No,'

replied my brother, 'she and the children have been staying at Anot,

where her brother (in medical charge of the 5th Cavalry) is stationed.'

'And when do you expect them here?' continued the Judge. 'Why,' returned

my brother, 'that depends, I believe, on the safe accomplishment of a

certain trouble that married people are occasionally subject to.' 'Oh!'

said Mr. V., 'that's the state of the case, is it? Well, it can't be

helped, I suppose; you must make yourself as comfortable as you can here

till the lady arrives.'

Mr. V. was not only a thorough gentleman in manner and exterior, but

truly so in feeling; no one could be more unmindful of self, or more

disposed to make everyone forget that he occupied the first position in

the district. Frank, sociable, generous, and hospitable, as well as

lively and good-humoured, he was a noble specimen of an Englishman, and

a typical example of the best kind of the old Indian burra saib, a class

that even in those days was fast disappearing, and cannot, I believe,

now be found. My brother stayed with this kind and generous man during

more than two months, and then he only succeeded in effecting his

departure on the plea that he must prepare his house for the advent of

his wife.

While Mr. V.'s guest, my brother made the acquaintance of all the

European residents at the station, paying and receiving the customary

visits, all which matters of form my brother heartily detested: but the

Medes and Persians of old were not more rigid in their laws than

Anglo-Indians are in the matter of paying and returning visits. My

brother, therefore, obeyed the _lex non scripta_ with as little delay as

possible. He first made his bow to Mrs. A., the wife of the second

Circuit Judge, a lady of whom it was whispered that she wore certain

portions of costume generally considered to be _propria quæ maribus_.

However this may have been, her husband, Mr. A., was a most kind and

excellent man. Mrs. H., the wife of the third Judge, with her husband,

both became valued friends. Both are doubtless gone to the 'better

land,' therefore it would not be kind or wise to grieve for them.

Next to the Circuit Judges comes the Zillah Judge, who was also a

married man; consequently, to his house the hakim's palkee wended its

way in due course. He found this lady so rigid in her religious opinions

that she would not allow of any difference. On making this discovery he

congratulated himself that she did not possess the power to enforce

conformity; visions of solitary cells, bread and water, and other more

dreadful pains and penalties, forcing themselves on his mind. Her

husband seemed to be so far in leading strings as to have no opinions

except those held by his wife; though, independent of this little

weakness, he was very probably a good and estimable man. The expression

of this gentleman's countenance was, however, usually so lugubrious and

unhappy that my brother observed, when speaking of him: 'If his religion

has the effect of making him as miserable as the expression of his

features indicates, I very much doubt if it be the true religion,' and

certainly the Zillah Judge's melancholy face did _countenance_ such an

opinion.

It is now time to speak of Mr. G., the sub-collector, who was as unlike

Mr. H., the Zillah Judge, as it is possible for one man to be unlike

another. Mr. G., to begin with, had no wife to save him the trouble of

thinking on important matters, and was as good-humoured, jolly, and

generous, as the other was melancholy and penurious. He was, moreover,

as fond of fun as the other was fearful of it. H., in short, was a

killjoy, and G. was a lovejoy. The consequence of these differences was

that H. was not, generally speaking, a particular favourite, and G. was.

The list of officials closes, I think, with the Master-Attendant, or

Bunder-Major, as he was popularly termed. This old gentleman had been

captain of a merchant vessel, and was therefore, by courtesy, always

called Captain B. He was a red-faced, jolly-looking old tar, really

good-natured and kind-hearted, but one who murdered his mother tongue

at times in rather a determined manner. The letter V seemed to be

particularly obnoxious to him. When speaking of a gentleman named

Vaughan, he called him 'Waughan.' Or when speaking of several articles

of different qualities, he expressed himself thus: 'Oh, there was a many

on 'em of wery warious qualities!' The poor man had evidently come from

before the mast, but he had the manliness not to deny it, or be ashamed

of it; and he was, despite the murders he perpetrated daily, a sort of

privileged character, and to a certain extent a favourite.

Those not belonging to the list of officials may very soon be disposed

of. Old Mr. B., a retired civilian, and his son, Henry, occupy the first

place. The father was a jolly old _bon-vivant_, and had in his younger

days, so it was said, been somewhat gay, if the word be accepted not in

its literal sense, but in that in which it is usually employed in polite

society. His son was a chip of the old block, and a bit of a scamp into

the bargain. Mr. G., the German missionary, concludes the catalogue.

This individual was in high favour with Mrs. A. and her husband, and

with Mrs. H. and her husband.

The catalogue of European residents being concluded, it remains to

notice the Eurasians, the greater number of whom were descendants of

Portuguese and natives. Most of these were mean, degraded, lazy

individuals forming a section of the population not very much respected.

Some, no doubt, were respectable persons, acting either as writers

(clerks), or tradesmen, tailors, carpenters, etc. There were some few of

the Eurasian class descended from Englishmen and native women, who were

also employed as writers in the Circuit Court.

One of these, a Mr. James, occasioned considerable amusement, both to

the First Judge and to my brother, by presenting to the former a

petition for a fortnight's leave of absence. Mr. James had found out

that Mr. V. and his guest made it a regular practice to take an hour's

constitutional walk every morning between 4.30 and 5.30, _i.e._, before

the sun became unpleasant. The petitioner had made use of the

opportunity afforded by this practice to prefer his request, which, as

he removed his hat and made his best bow, he presented in the form of a

petition, his face all the while radiant with smiles. Mr. V., without

opening the paper, said: 'Well, Mr. James, what is the purport of the

petition?' 'A supplication for leave, sir,' replied Mr. J., 'for a

fortnight's leave.' 'This is a very unusual application, Mr. J., at this

period of the session.' 'Yes, sir, I know it is somewhat unusual,'

replied the petitioner; 'but still, sir, for the reasons assigned, I

hope you'll be kind enough to grant it.' 'Well, what are the

reasons?--state them.' Mr. J. had all this time been smiling blandly,

and looking persuasively suppliant. Now he looked, in addition, not a

little sheepish and ill at ease, shifting the weight of his person from

one foot to the other. At last, he said: 'Would your honour cast your

eyes on the paper?' 'What is it?' said Mr. V., 'are you ashamed to tell

me?' 'No, sir, I'm not.' 'Then, why don't you tell me? The sun will be

getting hot, and I can't delay my walk homeward any longer. Either tell

me at once, or present your petition in Court before the business

begins.'

Mr. James, thus urged, smiling more than ever and looking more sheepish

than ever, confessed that he wanted leave to get married. 'To get

married!' repeated Mr. V., with almost a scream of laughter; 'surely,

Mr. James, you don't mean that?' 'I beg you'll pardon me, sir, my

proposals have been accepted, and the day for the ceremony has been

fixed.' 'The day has been fixed, has it?' said Mr. V., greatly amused;

'why, I should have thought, Mr. James, at your time of life you'd have

given over all thought of such matters.' 'No, I haven't, sir,' replied

the victim of the tender passion. 'No, you haven't,' said Mr. V., with

renewed laughter. 'Why, what may be your age? It's in the register, you

know, so you may as well tell it.' 'Why, sir,' said this ardent sample

of humanity, 'I think I shall be seventy, or near it, next birthday.'

Here my brother could contain himself no longer, and joined Mr. V. in a

most uproarious fit of laughter. When the cachinnation was over, Mr. V.

said: 'On my word, Mr. J., you are a most inflammable individual. Pray,

how long has your first wife been dead?' 'Nearly eight years, sir, and

I've been alone all that time.' 'Oh, you've been alone all that time,

have you?' gasped out Mr. V. as soon as he could speak. 'It strikes me

that, at your time of life, if you kept alone a little longer it would

be no great punishment; but you ought to know best about that. Pray, who

is the lady who is anxious to have such a blooming bridegroom as

yourself?' 'Miss Lucretia Pereira, sir; her father is a very respectable

man, sir.' 'No doubt of it.' returned Mr. V.; 'but who is he? you don't

mean the head writer in the Zillah Court?' 'Yes, I do, sir,' simpered

Mr. James. 'Mr. Pereira! why, his daughter can't be sixteen.' 'No, sir,

I don't think she is more than sixteen.' 'And you are seventy,' said Mr.

V. 'Well, all I can say is that you are a bold man, a very bold man, and

I fear you will repent your boldness; but I will not stand in the way of

such a courageous young hero. I will grant you the leave you desire; but

tell the registrar to enter it, as well as the name of your substitute,

which, by the way, you have not mentioned.' 'Oh, thank you, sir, thank

you, it's young Mr. Pereira!' 'Well, well,' replied the Judge, 'now you

have got your leave, let me get home.'

As Mr. V. and my brother walked homewards they indulged themselves with

various jocose remarks at the expense of the amoroso. 'The old idiot,'

said my brother, 'he deserves all that's in store for him.' 'The whole

thing is comical enough, truly,' said Mr. V.; 'but, notwithstanding, I

am, in spite of my laughter, sorry to see an old man, hitherto accounted

respectable and well-conducted, laying up misery for himself at the

close of his career.'

For the sake of getting rid of Mr. James and his bride, though it

anticipates the dénouement considerably, I will state now what happened

five months after the date of the said Lucretia's marriage. At that time

she presented a little Miss James to her husband, who blandly remarked,

in reference to the occurrence: 'That it was an extraordinary instance

of what does sometimes happen, and of the wonderful powers of nature.'

Mr. G., who happened to be present when the news was reported, made a

somewhat cynical remark, which my brother declares he could never quite

understand, though, in illustration of his meaning, Mr. G. indulged in

making sundry grotesque contortions of his features, and in applying the

index finger of the right hand to the side of his nose; which departure

from strict decorum must, my brother presumed, be set down to his love

of fun, and keen appreciation of the ridiculous.

This young person's career was what might have been imagined from its

commencement, and more than fulfilled my brother's anticipations. The

wretched old man died within a year from the date of the event I have

recorded.

Let us now pass from the consideration of the Eurasians to that of the

native races to be found at Tollicherry. The Hindoos there located are

called Nairs and Teers. They possess good features, and are well formed

and proportioned. They seem to have the same usages as other Hindoos,

the same kind of temples, the same division into castes, and the same

reverence for Brahmins, snakes, and monkeys.

The costume of these people, as far as relates to the men kind, does not

differ much from that of the male Hindoos of other parts of India; that

of the women is a little peculiar, as they wear nothing over their

shoulders or busts. Their dress consists chiefly of a cloth, which they

wrap round their waists so as to form a becoming sort of petticoat, or

what serves the purpose of one. In the absence of any upper garment,

they set a grand example to the great majority of the ladies of this and

other civilized countries, where these feminine divinities use every

conceivable art and contrivance to help to display the last hair's

breadth that custom will allow.

The dwellings of the Nair and Teer people are pretty to look at, as they

all have a small piece of ground that is well cultivated. They grow

cocoa-nut trees, and other palms, pepper, vines, and plantains; and

those who possess a larger portion of land raise rice and other grains.

The Mussulman population are not very numerous, and the greater number

of these are shipowners and traders to the Persian Gulf, Arabia, and the

Red Sea. They possess, many of them, considerable property, and inhabit

large upstair houses which, according to native ideas, are very

convenient and highly respectable, but unfortunately are not clean. The

Bazaar men mostly inhabit huts like those to be found all over India.

The dwellings of the Moplahs, a sort of cross breed sprung from Arabs

and the natives of this coast, are like those of the Mussulmans, but

inferior.

For the due understanding of the tale I have to tell, it is necessary

that I should describe the manners and customs of the Moplahs in detail.

I shall, therefore, return to them by-and-by. At present it will be

convenient to finish the enumeration of the native inhabitants. It would

indeed be a poor sketch of the place that did not bestow some notice on

the numerous pariah dogs that roam about during the day, or the jackals

that do the same by night, making it hideous by their howling, and

dangerous too, as they generally go about in packs, tearing over the

place, flying over the roads, which are narrow and mostly sunk between

opposite banks which are about 6 feet high. In their spring over these

roads, should a man be riding along (unless he is very quick), his head

being slightly above the height of the banks, he is sure to be bitten;

and if it was only ear, or nose, or cheek that suffered, though an

unpleasant infliction, it would not be of any serious consequence. But

this is not the case; these howling devils, in their snap, generally

convey the poison of hydrophobia. Those who get this dreadful disease in

this direct way are, however, few; it comes to man through the pariah

dogs, who are frequently bitten by these mad jackals, and who, having

themselves become infected, convey the poison by their bites to men.

During the first year of his residence at Tollicherry, my brother

reports that seven Sepoys died of this incurable malady. The number of

villagers and country people who died of it in this time was unknown.

The authorities did all they could to keep down the number--I might say

the swarms--of pariah dogs. The sub-collector, in this respect a man of

dogged determination, was very diligent in collecting tongues and tails:

for every pair of which he paid an anah. This practice was resorted to

every hot season, and continued for more than three months; so that the

dog-days, in this part of the world, last longer it would seem than they

do elsewhere. But jackals and dogs form only a small part of the native

inhabitants of Tollicherry. My brother says, 'I do not include in my

list domestic animals such as horses, oxen, buffaloes, goats, sheep, or

even donkeys, which we all know are common enough everywhere; but those

ugly and deadly things not met with everywhere. In all the backwaters,

rivers, and marshes, there are numerous muggers, or alligators; and some

of these monsters are so large and so powerful that they have been

known to drag down into the water, in spite of the poor animal's utmost

efforts, a full-grown buffalo.' My brother witnessed an occurrence of

this kind, as he was driving in a buggy within sight of a backwater. He

was too far off to render the poor creature any aid; he was besides

without weapon of any kind, though nothing but a good rifle would have

been of any use.

In the sea all along this coast sharks of all kinds abound; and on and

in the land there are snakes, scorpions, and centipedes innumerable. Of

the birds, my brother says little or nothing, as they did not to his eye

differ much from those met with in other parts of the country. There

were kites and crows, those invaluable scavengers, and many smaller

birds which he did not notice. He concludes his list of native

inhabitants with the monkeys, which were very numerous; differing much

in size, shape, and colour. He describes a monkey standing about 3 feet

high, and black all over, except the white ruff under his chin, as a

very fine and handsome specimen of the race, and of a species differing

from the rest of the quadrumana.

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