Vivat Regina."

I shall not here look back on the Spectacles of the _Greeks_ and

_Romans_ of this Kind, but must believe this Custom took its Rise from

the Ages of Knight-Errantry; from those who lov'd one Woman so well,

that they hated all Men and Women else; from those who would fight

you, whether you were or were not of their Mind; from those who

demanded the Combat of their Contemporaries, both for admiring their

Mistress or discommending her. I cannot therefore but lament, that the

terrible Part of the ancient Fight is preserved, when the amorous Side

of it is forgotten. We have retained the Barbarity, but lost the

Gallantry of the old Combatants. I could wish, methinks, these

Gentlemen had consulted me in the Promulgation of the Conflict. I was

obliged by a fair young Maid whom I understood to be called _Elisabeth

Preston_, Daughter of the Keeper of the Garden, with a Glass of Water;

whom I imagined might have been, for Form's sake, the general

Representative of the Lady fought for, and from her Beauty the proper

_Amarillis_ on these Occasions. It would have ran better in the

Challenge; _I_ James Miller, _Serjeant, who have travelled Parts

abroad, and came last from the Frontiers of_ Portugal, _for the Love

of_ Elizabeth Preston, _do assert, That the said_ Elizabeth is the

Fairest of Women. Then the Answer; _I_ Timothy Buck, _who have stay'd

in_ Great Britain _during all the War in Foreign Parts for the Sake

of_ Susanna Page, _do deny that_ Elizabeth Preston _is so fair as the

said_ Susanna Page. Let _Susanna Page_ look on, and I desire of _James

Miller_ no Favour.

This would give the Battel quite another Turn; and a proper Station

for the Ladies, whose Complexion was disputed by the Sword, would

animate the Disputants with a more gallant Incentive than the

Expectation of Mony from the Spectators; though I would not have that

neglected, but thrown to that Fair One whose Lover was approved by the

Donor.

Yet, considering the Thing wants such Amendments, it was carried with

great Order. _James Miller_ came on first; preceded by two disabled

Drummers, to shew, I suppose, that the Prospect of maimed Bodies did

not in the least deter him. There ascended with the daring _Miller_ a

Gentleman, whose Name I could not learn, with a dogged Air, as

unsatisfied that he was not Principal. This Son of Anger lowred at the

whole Assembly, and weighing himself as he march'd around from Side to

Side, with a stiff Knee and Shoulder, he gave Intimations of the

Purpose he smothered till he saw the Issue of this Encounter. _Miller_

had a blue Ribbond tyed round the Sword Arm; which Ornament I conceive

to be the Remain of that Custom of wearing a Mistress's Favour on such

Occasions of old.

_Miller_ is a Man of six Foot eight Inches Height, of a kind but bold

Aspect, well-fashioned, and ready of his Limbs; and such Readiness as

spoke his Ease in them, was obtained from a Habit of Motion in

Military Exercise.

The Expectation of the Spectators was now almost at its Height, and

the Crowd pressing in, several active Persons thought they were placed

rather according to their Fortune than their Merit, and took it in

their Heads to prefer themselves from the open Area, or Pit, to the

Galleries. This Dispute between Desert and Property brought many to

the Ground, and raised others in proportion to the highest Seats by

Turns for the Space of ten Minutes, till _Timothy Buck_ came on, and

the whole Assembly giving up their Disputes, turned their Eyes upon

the Champions. Then it was that every Man's Affection turned to one or

the other irresistibly. A judicious Gentleman near me said, _I could,

methinks, be_ Miller's _Second, but I had rather have_ Buck _for

mine._ _Miller_ had an audacious Look, that took the Eye; _Buck_ a

perfect Composure, that engaged the Judgment. _Buck_ came on in a

plain Coat, and kept all his Air till the Instant of Engaging; at

which Time he undress'd to his Shirt, his Arm adorned with a Bandage

of red Ribband. No one can describe the sudden Concern in the whole

Assembly; the most tumultuous Crowd in Nature was as still and as much

engaged, as if all their Lives depended on the first blow. The

Combatants met in the Middle of the Stage, and shaking Hands as

removing all Malice, they retired with much Grace to the Extremities

of it; from whence they immediately faced about, and approached each

other. _Miller_ with an Heart full of Resolution, _Buck_ with a

watchful untroubled Countenance; _Buck_ regarding principally his own

Defence, _Miller_ chiefly thoughtful of annoying his Opponent. It is

not easie to describe the many Escapes and imperceptible Defences

between two Men of quick Eyes and ready Limbs; but _Miller's_ Heat

laid him open to the Rebuke of the calm _Buck_, by a large Cut on the

Forehead. Much Effusion of Blood covered his Eyes in a Moment, and the

Huzzas of the Crowd undoubtedly quickened the Anguish. The Assembly

was divided into Parties upon their different ways of Fighting; while

a poor Nymph in one of the Galleries apparently suffered for _Miller_,

and burst into a Flood of Tears. As soon as his Wound was wrapped up,

he came on again with a little Rage, which still disabled him further.

But what brave Man can be wounded into more Patience and Caution? The

next was a warm eager Onset which ended in a decisive Stroke on the

left Leg of _Miller_. The Lady in the Gallery, during this second

Strife, covered her Face; and for my Part, I could not keep my

Thoughts from being mostly employed on the Consideration of her

unhappy Circumstance that Moment, hearing the Clash of Swords, and

apprehending Life or Victory concerned her Lover in every Blow, but

not daring to satisfie herself on whom they fell. The Wound was

exposed to the View of all who could delight in it, and sewed up on

the Stage. The surly Second of _Miller_ declared at this Time, that he

would that Day Fortnight fight Mr. _Buck_ at the same Weapons,

declaring himself the Master of the renowned _Gorman_; but _Buck_

denied him the Honour of that courageous Disciple, and asserting that

he himself had taught that Champion, accepted the Challenge.

There is something in Nature very unaccountable on such Occasions,

when we see the People take a certain painful Gratification in

beholding these Encounters. Is it Cruelty that administers this Sort

of Delight? or is it a Pleasure which is taken in the Exercise of

Pity? It was methought pretty remarkable, that the Business of the Day

being a Trial of Skill, the Popularity did not run so high as one

would have expected on the Side of _Buck_. Is it that People's

Passions have their Rise in Self-love, and thought themselves (in

Spite of all the Courage they had) liable to the Fate of _Miller_, but

could not so easily think themselves qualified like _Buck_?

_Tully_ speaks of this Custom with less Horrour than one would expect,

though he confesses it was much abused in his Time, and seems directly

to approve of it under its first Regulations, when Criminals only

fought before the People. _Crudele Gladiatorum spectaculum & inhumanum

nonnullis videri solet; & haud scio annon ita sit ut nunc fit; cum

vero sontes ferro depugnabant, auribus fortasse multa, oculis quidem

nulla, poterat esse fortior contra dolorem & mortem disciplina. The

Shows of Gladiators may be thought barbarous and inhumane, and I know

not but it is so as it is now practised; but in those Times when only

Criminals were Combatants, the Ear perhaps might receive many better

Instructions, but it is impossible that any thing which affects our

Eyes, should fortifie us so well against Pain and Death._

_Steele._

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