We now pass to the other characteristics of the new system, which seem

to lie chiefly in what relates to _economy of time_, _rewards and

punishments_, the _motives to exertion_, and _voluntary labour_. For,

as to the _musical performances_ (which occur more than twenty times a

day), we see no practical use in them except that they regulate the

marching; and the marching it is said teaches to measure time: and

measuring time accurately contributes 'to the order and celerity with

which the various evolutions of the school are performed,' and also

the conquest of 'serious impediments of speech.' But the latter case

not occurring (we presume) very frequently, and marching accurately

not being wholly dependant on music,--it appears to us that a

practice, which tends to throw an air of fanciful trifling over the

excellent good sense of the system in other respects, would be better

omitted. _Division into classes_ again, though insisted on by the

Experimentalist (see pp. 290, 291) in a way which would lead us to

suppose it a novelty in his own neighbourhood, is next to universal in

England; and in all the great grammar schools has been established for

ages. All that distinguishes this arrangement in his use of it--is

this, that the classes are variable: that is, the school forms by

different combinations according to the subject of study; the boys,

who study Greek together, are not the same who study arithmetic

together. Dismissing therefore these two arrangements as either not

characteristic or not laudably characteristic, we shall make a brief

exposition of the others. 1. _Economy of Time_:--'We have been

startled at the reflection' (says the Experimentalist)--'that if, by a

faulty arrangement, one minute be lost to sixty of our boys, the

injury sustained would be equal to the waste of an hour by a single

individual.' Hence, as the Experimentalist justly argues, the use of

classes; by means of which ten minutes spent by the tutor in

explaining a difficult point to a class of ten boys become equal to

100 minutes distributed amongst them severally. Great improvement in

the economising of time was on this system derived from exacting 'an

almost superstitious punctuality' of the _monitor_, whose duty it is

to summon the school to all its changes of employment by ringing a

bell. It is worthy of notice, but to us not at all surprising,

that--'when the duty of the monitor was easy, and he had time for

play, the exact moment for ringing the bell was but seldom observed:

but when, as the system grew more complex, he was more constantly in

requisition, it was found that with increased labour came increased

perfection: and the same boy who had complained of the difficulty of

being punctual when he had to ring the bell only ten times in the day,

found his duty comparatively easy when his memory was taxed to a

four-fold amount. It is amusing to see what a living timepiece the

giddiest boy will become during his week of office. The succession of

monitors gradually infuses a habit, and somewhat of a love of

punctuality, into the body scholastic itself. The masters also cannot

think of being absent when the scholars are waiting for them: and thus

the nominal and the real hours of attendance become exactly the

same.'--2. _Motives to Exertion._ 'After furnishing the pupil with the

_opportunity_ of spending his time to the greatest advantage, our next

case was to examine how we had supplied him with _motives_' for so

spending it (p. 92). These are ranged under five heads,--'Love of

knowledge--love of employment--emulation--hope of reward--and fear of

punishment,'--and according to what the Experimentalist rightly thinks

'their order of excellence.' The three last, he alleges, are stimuli;

and of necessity lose their power by constant use. Love of employment,

though a more durable motive, leaves the pupil open to the attractions

of any other employment that may chance to offer itself in competition

with knowledge. Love of knowledge for its own sake therefore is the

mainspring relied on; insomuch that the Experimentalist gives it as

his opinion (p. 96) that 'if it were possible for the pupil to acquire

a love of knowledge, and that only during the time he remained at

school, he would have done more towards insuring a stock of knowledge

in maturer age than if he had been the recipient of as much learning

as ever was infused into the passive school-boy' by any means which

fell short of generating such a principle of exertion. We heartily

agree with him: and we are further of opinion that this love needs not

to be generated as an independent birth previously to our commencing

the labour of tuition, but that every system of tuition in proportion

as it approaches to a good one will inevitably involve the generation

of this love of knowledge concurrently with the generation of

knowledge itself. Most melancholy are the cases which have come under

our immediate notice of good faculties wholly lost to their possessor

and an incurable disgust for literature and knowledge founded to our

certain knowledge solely on the stupidity and false methods of the

teacher, who alike in what he knew or did _not_ know was incapable of

connecting one spark of pleasurable feeling with any science, by

leading his pupils' minds to re-act upon the knowledge he attempted to

convey. Being thus important, how shall a love of knowledge be

created? According to the Experimentalist, first of all (p. 97--to the

word 'zest' in p. 107) by combining the sense of obvious _utility_

with all the elementary exercises of the intellect:--secondly (from p.

108--to the word 'rock' in p. 114) by matching the difficulties of the

learner exactly with his capacity:--thirdly (from p. 114--to the word

'attention' in p. 117) by connecting with the learner's progress the

sense of continual success:--fourthly (from p. 117--to the word

'co-operation' in p. 121) by communicating clear, vivid and accurate

conceptions. The first means is illustrated by a reference to the art

of learning a language--to arithmetic--to surveying, and to the

writing of 'themes.' Can any boy, for instance, reconcile himself to

the loathsome effort of learning '_Propria quæ maribus_' by any [but]

the dimmest sense of its future utility? No, we answer with the

Experimentalist: and we go farther even than the Experimentalist is

disposed to do (p. 98); for we deny the existence of any future

utility. We, the reviewer of this book, at eight years of age, though

even then passionately fond of study and disdainful of childish

sports, passed some of the most wretched and ungenial days of our life

in 'learning by _heart_,' as it is called (oh! most ironical

misnomer!), _Propria quæ maribus_, '_Quæ genus_,' and '_As in

præsenti_,' a three-headed monster worse than Cerberus: we _did_ learn

them _ad unguem_; and to this hour their accursed barbarisms cling to

our memory as ineradicably as the golden lines of Æschylus or

Shakspeare. And what was our profit from all this loathsome labour,

and the loathsome heap of rubbish thus deposited in the memory?

Attend, if you please, good reader: the first professes to teach the

irregularities of nouns as to gender (_i. e._ which nouns having a

masculine termination are yet feminine, &c.), the second to teach the

irregularities of nouns as to number (_i. e._ which want the singular,

which the plural), the third to teach the irregularities of verbs (_i. e._

their deviations from the generic forms of the preterite and the

supine): this is what they _profess_ to teach. Suppose then their

professions realised, what is the result? Why that you have

laboriously anticipated a case of anomaly which, if it do actually

occur, could not possibly cost more trouble to explain at the time of

its occurrence than you are thus premising. This is as if a man should

sit down to cull all the difficult cases of action which could ever

occur to him in his relations of son, father, citizen, neighbour,

public functionary, &c. under the plea that he would thus have got

over the labour of discussion before the case itself arrived.

Supposing that this could be accomplished, what would it effect but to

cancel a benevolent arrangement of providence by which the

difficulties of life are distributed with tolerable equality

throughout its whole course, and obstinately to accumulate them all

upon a particular period. Sufficient for the day is its own evil:

dispatch your business as it arises, and every day clears itself: but

suffer a few months of unaudited accounts, or of unanswered letters,

to accumulate; and a mountain of arrears is before you which years

seem insufficient to get rid of. This sort of accumulation arises in

the shape of _arrears_: but any accumulation of trouble out of its

proper place,--_i. e._ of a distributed trouble into a state of

convergement,--no matter whether in the shape of needless anticipation

or needless procrastination, has equally the practical effect of

converting a light trouble (or none at all) into a heavy and hateful

one. The daily experience of books, actual intercourse with Latin

authors, is sufficient to teach all the irregularities of that

language: just as the daily experience of an English child leads him

without trouble into all the anomalies of his own language. And, to

return to the question which we put--'What was our profit from all

this loathsome labour?' In this way it was, viz. in the way of actual

experience that we, the reviewer of this book, did actually in the end

come to the knowledge of those irregularities which the three elegant

poems in question profess to communicate. Mark this, reader: the logic

of what we are saying--is first, that, if they _did_ teach what they

profess, they would attain that end by an artificial means far more

laborious than the natural means: and secondly, that in fact they do

_not_ attain their end. The reason of this--is partly the perplexed

and barbarous texture of the verse, which for metrical purposes, _i. e._

to keep the promise of metre to the mere technical scansion, is

obliged to abandon all those natural beauties of metre in the fluent

connection of the words, in the rhythmus, cadence, cæsura, &c. which

alone recommend metre as a better or more rememberable form for

conveying knowledge than prose: prose, if it has no music, at any rate

does not compel the most inartificial writer to dislocate, and distort

it into non-intelligibility. Another reason is, that '_As in

præsenti_' and its companions, are not so much adapted to the reading

as to the writing of Latin. For instance, I remember (we will suppose)

this sequence of '_tango tetigi_' from the '_As in P_.' Now, if I am

_reading_ Latin I meet either with the tense '_tango_,' or the tense

'_tetigi_.' In the former case, I have no difficulty; for there is as

yet no irregularity: and therefore it is impertinent to offer

assistance: in the latter case I _do_ find a difficulty, for,

according to the models of verbs which I have learned in my grammar,

there is no possible verb which could yield _tetigi_: for such a verb

as _tetigo_ even ought to yield _tetixi_: here therefore I should be

glad of some assistance; but just here it is that I obtain none: for,

because I remember '_tango tetigi_' in the direct order, it is quite

contrary to the laws of association which govern the memory in such a

case, to suppose that I remember the inverted order of _tetigi

tango_--any more than the forward repetition of the Lord's prayer

ensures its backward repetition. The practical applicability of '_As

in præsenti_' is therefore solely to the act of _writing_ Latin: for,

having occasion to translate the words 'I touched' I search for the

Latin equivalent to the English word _touch_--find that it is _tango_,

and then am reminded (whilst forming the preterite) that _tango_ makes

not _tanxi_ but '_tetigi_.' Such a use therefore I might by

possibility derive from my long labours: meantime even here the

service is in all probability doubly superfluous: for, by the time

that I am called on to write Latin at all, experience will have taught

me that _tango_ makes _tetigi_; or, supposing that I am required to

write Latin as one of the earliest means for gaining experience, even

in that case the very same dictionary which teaches me what is Latin

for '_touch_' teaches me what is the irregular preterite and supine of

_tango_. And thus the 'upshot' (to use a homely word) of the whole

business--is that an effort of memory, so great as to be capable

otherwise directed of mastering a science, and secondly (because

directed to an unnatural composition, viz. an arrangement of metre,

which is at once the rudest and the most elaborately artificial), so

disgusting as that no accession of knowledge could compensate the

injury thus done to the simplicity of the child's understanding, by

connecting pain and a sense of unintelligible mystery with his

earliest steps in knowledge,--all this hyperbolical apparatus and

machinery is worked for no one end or purpose that is not better

answered by a question to his tutor, by consulting his dictionary, or

by the _insensible_ progress of daily experience. Even this argument

derived from its utter uselessness does not however weigh so much with

us as the other argument derived from the want of common-sense,

involved in the wilful forestalling and artificial concentrating into

one long rosary of anomalies, what else the nature of the case has by

good luck dispersed over the whole territory of the Latin language. To

be consistent, a tutor should take the same proleptical course with

regard to the prosody of the Latin language: every Latin

hyperdissyllable is manifestly accentuated according to the following

law: if the penultimate be long, that syllable inevitably claims the

accent; if short, inevitably it rejects it--_i. e._ gives it to the

ante-penultimate. The determining syllable is therefore the

penultimate; and for the due reading of Latin the sole question is

about the quantity of the penultimate. According to the logic

therefore which could ever have introduced '_As in præsenti_,' the

tutor ought to make his pupils commit to memory every individual word

in which the quantity was not predetermined by a mechanical rule--(as

it is _e. g._ in the gen. plural _[=o]rum_, of the second declension,

the _[=e]runt_ of the third per. plurals of the preterite, &c., or the

cases where the vowel is long by position). But what man of sense

would forbear to cry out in such a case--'Leave the poor child to his

daily reading: practice, under correct tuition, will give him

insensibly and without effort all that you would thus endeavour to

communicate through a most Herculean exertion.' Whom has it cost any

trouble to learn the accentuation of his own language? How has he

learned _that_? Simply by copying others--and so much without effort,

that the effort (and a very great effort) would have been _not_ to

copy them. In that way let him learn the quantity of Latin and Greek

penultimates. That Edmund Burke could violate the quantity of the word

'Vectigal' was owing to his tutor's ignorance, who had allowed him so

to read it; that Lord North, and every other Etonian in the house,

knew better--was owing not to any disproportionate effort of memory

directed to that particular word, as though they had committed to

memory a rule enjoining them to place the accent on the penultimate of

the word vectigal: their knowledge no more rested on such an

anticipation by express rules of their own experience, than Burke's

ignorance of the quantity on the want of such anticipation; the

anticipation was needless--coming from a tutor who knew the quantity,

and impossible--coming from a tutor who knew it not. At this moment a

little boy (three years old) is standing by our table, and repeatedly

using the word _mans_ for _men_: his sister (five years old), at his

age, made the very same mistake: but she is now correcting her

brother's grammar, which just at this moment he is stoutly

defending--conceiving his dignity involved in the assertion of his own

impeccability. Now whence came the little girl's error and its

correction? Following blindly the general analogy of the language, she

formed her plural by adding an _s_ to the singular: afterwards

everybody about her became a daily monitor--a living _Propria quæ

maribus_, as she is in her turn to her brother, instructing her that

this particular word '_man_' swerved, as to this one particular point,

from the general analogy of the language. But the result is just as

inevitable from daily intercourse with Latin books, as to the parallel

anomalies in that language. In proportion as any case of anomaly could

escape the practical regulation of such an intercourse, just in that

proportion it must be a rare case, and less important to be known:

whatsoever the future experience will be most like to demand, the past

experience will be most likely to have furnished. All this we urge not

against the Eton grammar in particular: on the contrary, as grammars

go, we admire the Eton grammar;[40] and love it with a filial

partiality from early associations (always excepting, however, the

three lead-mines of the Eton grammar, '_Propria quæ maribus_,' &c. of

which it is not extravagant to say, that the author, though possibly a

good sort of a man in his way, has undoubtedly caused more human

suffering than Nero, Robespierre, or any other enemy of the human

race). Our opposition is to the general principle, which lies at the

root of such treatises as the three we have been considering: it will

be observed that, making a proper allowance for the smallness of the

print, these three bodies of absurd anticipations of exceptions, are

collectively about equal in quantity, and virtually for the effort to

the memory far more than equal, to the whole body of the rules

contained in the Accidence and the Syntax: _i. e._ that which exits on

account of many thousand cases is put on the same level of value and

burthen to the memory, as that which exists on account of itself

alone. Here lies the original sin of grammars, the mortal taint on

which they all demand regeneration: whosoever would show himself a

great artist in the profound but as yet infant art of teaching, should

regard all arbitrary taxes upon the memory with the same superstition

that a wise lawgiver should regard the punishment of death: the

lawgiver, who sets out with little knowledge (and therefore little

veneration) of human nature, is perpetually invoking the thunders of

the law to compensate the internal weakness of his own laws: and the

same spirit of levity disposes inefficient teachers to put in motion

the weightiest machinery of the mind for the most trifling purposes:

but we are convinced that this law should be engraven on the title

page of all elementary books--that the memory is degraded, if it be

called in to deliver any individual fact, or any number of individual

facts, or for any less purpose than that of delivering a comprehensive

law, by means of which the understanding is to _produce_ the

individual cases of knowledge wanted. Wherever exceptions or insulated

cases are noticed, except in notes, which are not designed to be

committed to memory, this rule is violated; and the Scotch expression

for particularising, viz. _condescending upon_, becomes applicable in

a literal sense: when the Eton grammar, _e. g._ notices _Deus_ as

deviating in the vocative case from the general law for that

declension, the memory is summoned to an unreasonable act of

condescension--viz. to load itself almost as heavily for one

particular word in one particular case, as it had done by the whole

type of that declension (_i. e._ the implicit law for all words

contained under it, which are possibly some thousands). But how then

would we have such exceptions learnt, if not by an act of the memory?

Precisely, we answer, as the meanings of all the words in the language

are learned: how are _they_ learned? They are known, and they are

remembered: but how? Not by any act or effort of the memory: they are

_deposited_ in the memory from daily intercourse with them: just as

the daily occurrences of our lives are recorded in our memories: not

through any exertion on our part, or in consequence of previous

determination on our parts that we will remember them: on the

contrary, we take no pains about them, and often would willingly

forget them: but they stay there in spite of us, and are pure

_depositions_, settlings, or sediments, with or without our

concurrence, from the stream of our daily experience.--Returning from

this long excursus on arbitrary taxations of the memory suggested to

us by the mention of '_Propria quæ maribus_,' which the

Experimentalist objects to as disgusting to children before they have

had experience of the cases in which it furnishes assistance (but

which we have objected to as in any case barren of all power to

assist), we resume the course of our analysis. We left the

Experimentalist insisting on the benefit of directing the studies of

children into such channels as that the practical _uses_ of their

labours may become apprehensible to themselves--as the first mode of

producing a love of knowledge. In some cases he admits that the pupil

must pass through 'dark defiles,' confiding blindly in his tutor's

'assurance that he will at last emerge into light:' but still contends

that in many cases it is possible, and where possible--right, that he

should 'catch a glimpse of the promised land.' Thus, for example, to

construe the language he is learning--is an act of 'some

respectability in his eyes' and its uses apparent: meantime the uses

of the grammar are not so apparent until experience has brought him

acquainted with the real cases to which it applies. On this

account,--without laying aside the grammar, let him be advanced to the

dignity of actual translation upon the very _minimum_ of grammatical

knowledge which will admit of it. Again, in arithmetic, it is the

received practice to commence with 'abstract numbers:' but, instead of

risking injury to the child's intellect and to his temper by thus

calling upon him to add together 'long rows of figures' to which no

meaning is attached, he is taught 'to calculate all the various little

problems which may be constructed respecting his tops and marbles,

their price, and their comparative value.' Here the Experimentalist

turns aside for about a page (from 'while,' p. 101--to 'practicable,'

p. 102) to 'acknowledge his obligations to what is called Mental

Arithmetic--that is, calculation without the employment of written

symbols.' Jedediah Buxton's preternatural powers in this way have been

long published to the world, and may now be found recorded in

Encyclopædias: the Experimentalist refers also to the more recent

cases of Porson and the American youth Zerah Colborn: amongst his own

pupils it appears (p. 54) that this exercise is practised in the

morning twilight, which for any other study would not furnish

sufficient light: he does not pretend to any very splendid marvels:

but the following facts, previously recited at pp. 16 and 17, he

thinks may astonish 'those who have not estimated the combined power

of youth, ardour, and practice.' The lower classes calculate, purely

by the mind without any help from pen or pencil, questions respecting

interest; determine whether a given year be bissextile or not, &c. &c.

The upper classes determine the age of the moon at any given time, the

day of the week which corresponds with any day of any month, and year,

and Easter Sunday for a given year. They will square any number not

exceeding a thousand, extract the square root of a number of not more

than five places, determine the space through which a body falls in a

given time, the circumference and areas of circles from their

diameters, and solve many problems in mensuration: they practise also

Mental Algebra, &c. In mental, no less than in written, Arithmetic,

'by assimilating the questions to those which actually occur in the

transactions of life,' the pupil is made sensible that he is rising

into the usefulness and respectability of real business. The imitative

principle of man is thus made to blend with the motive derived from

the sense of utility. The same blended feelings, combined with the

pleasurable influences of open air, are relied upon for creating the

love of knowledge in the practice of surveying. In this operation so

large an aggregate of subsidiary knowledge is demanded,--of

arithmetic, for instance--of mensuration--of trigonometry, together

with 'the manual facility of constructing maps and plans,' that a

sudden revelation is made to the pupils of the uses and

indispensableness of many previous studies which hitherto they had

imperfectly appreciated; they also 'exercise their discretion in

choosing points of observation; they learn expertness in the use, and

care in the preservation of instruments: and, above all,--from this

feeling that they are really _at work_, they acquire that sobriety and

steadiness of conduct in which the elder school-boy is so often

inferior to his less fortunate neighbour, who has been removed at an

early age to the accompting-house.'--The value of the sense of utility

the Experimentalist brings home forcibly to every reader's

recollections, by reminding him of the many cases in which a sudden

desire for self-education breaks out in a few months after the close

of an inefficient education: 'and what,' he asks, 'produces the

change? The experience, however short, of the utility of acquisitions,

which were perhaps lately despised.' Better then 'to spare the future

man many moments of painful retrospection,' by educing this sense of

utility, 'while the time and opportunity of improvement remain

unimpaired.' Finally, the sense of utility is connected with the

peculiar exercises in _composition_; 'a department of education which

we confess' (says the Experimentalist) 'has often caused us

considerable uneasiness;' an uneasiness which we, on our part, look

upon as groundless. For starting ourselves from the same point with

the Experimentalist and the authority he alleges--viz. that the

_matter_ of a good theme or essay altogether transcends the reflective

powers and the opportunities for observing of a raw school-boy,--we

yet come to a very different practical conclusion. The act of

composition cannot, it is true, create thoughts in a boy's head unless

they exist previously. On this consideration, let all questions of

general speculation be dismissed from school exercises: especially

questions of _moral_ speculation, which usually furnish the thesis of

a school-boy's essay: let us have no more themes on Justice--on

Ambition--on Benevolence--on the Love of Fame, &c.: for all theses

such as these, which treat moral qualities as pure abstractions, are

stripped of their _human_ interest: and few adults even could write

endurably upon such subjects in such a shape; though many might have

written very pleasingly and judiciously upon a moral _case_--_i. e._

on a moral question _in concreto_. Grant that a school-boy has no

independent thoughts of any value; yet every boy has thoughts

dependent upon what he has read--thoughts involved in it--thoughts

derived from it: but these he will (_cæteris paribus_) be more or less

able to express, as he has been more or less accustomed to express

them. The unevolved thoughts which pass through the youngest--the

rudest--the most inexperienced brain, are innumerable; not

detached--voluntary thoughts, but thoughts inherent in what is seen,

talked of, experienced, or read of. To evolve these, to make them

apprehensible by others, and often even to bring them within their own

consciousness, is very difficult to most people; and at times to all

people: and the power, by which this difficulty is conquered, admits

of endless culture: and, amongst the modes of culture, is that of

written composition. The true value of this exercise lies in the

necessity which it imposes of forming distinct ideas--of connecting

them--of disposing them into such an arrangement as that they can be

connected--of clothing them in words--and many more acts of the mind:

both analytic and synthetic. All that is necessary is--to determine

for the young composer his choice of matter: require him therefore to

narrate an interesting story which he has formerly read; to rehearse

the most interesting particulars of a day's excursion: in the case of

more advanced students, let them read one of the English state trials,

where the evidence is of a complex character (as the trials on Titus

Oates's plot), or a critical dissertation on some interesting

question, or anything in short which admits of analysis--of

abstraction--of expansion--or exhibition in an altered shape. Subjects

for all this are innumerable; and, according to the selection made,

more or less opportunity is given for collecting valuable knowledge:

but this purpose is collateral to the one we are speaking of: the

direct purpose is to exercise the mind in unravelling its own

thoughts, which else lie huddled and tangled together in a state unfit

for use, and but dimly developed to the possessor's own

consciousness.--The three other modes of producing a love of

knowledge, which the Experimentalist relies on, viz. the proportioning

the difficulties to the capacity of the learner, the pleasure of

success, and the communication of clear, vivid, and accurate

conceptions, are treated with good sense--but not with any great

originality: the last indeed (to speak scholastically) contains the

other three _eminenter_: for he, who has once arrived at clear

conceptions in relation to the various objects of his study, will not

fail to generate for himself the pleasure of success; and so of the

rest. But the power of communicating 'accurate conceptions' involves

so many other powers, that it is in strictness but another name for

the faculty of teaching in general. We fully agree with the

Experimentalist (at p. 118), that the tutor would do well 'to provide

himself with the various weights commonly spoken of, and the measures

of content and of length; to portion off upon his play-ground a

land-chain, a rood,' &c. to furnish 'maps' tracing 'the routes of

armies;' 'plates exhibiting the costumes' of different nations: and

more especially we agree with him (at p. 135) that in teaching the

classics the tutor should have at hand 'plates or drawings of ships,

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