_Waiter._ Una voce poco fa maccaroni! _(At least, it sounds something
like this. A little cupboard arrives by the lift containing a dish which
the_ Waiter _hastens to receive. The new arrival is apparently of a
disappointing nature,--he returns it indignantly, and rushes back to
tube._) La ci darem la mano curri rabbito Gorgonzola!
_A Voice (from bottom of lift--argumentatively)._ Batti, batti; la donna
é mobile risotto Milanaise.
_Waiter (losing his temper)._ Altro! Sul campo della gloria vermicelli!
_The Voice (ironically)._ Parla tele d'amor o cari fior mulligatawni?
_Waiter (scathingly)._ Salve di mora casta e pura entrecote sauce
piquante crême à l'orange cotelettes pommes sautés basta-presto!
[_Corks up tube with the air of a man who has had the best of it._